9/15/10

CONDEMN. By Uncle Monty.




Condemn The Pair, Holy Father.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Alex Albion
& Press Agencies.
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I'm off later to lunch and concert with friends
today, but I will be back early tomorrow
morning to complete herein my latest story
in my public condemnation of cold little
peanut Peter Bird and his giddy dickhead
brother John Bird of The Big Issue.
:::
Plus, along with more scatheing comments of
mine against their ever evil and diobolical
friend known as "America's No. 1 Creep of
Loveland, Colorado," who also continues,
like he has for years, to send his malicious
viruses or infected files to those on his Hate
List. It appears allaboutthebigissue blogspot
is now on his mindless list in his cunning to
try to create computer damage from
America to England to satisfy his craving
for self-happiness in his warped and
sick Colorado mind. More later, then ...
:::
Truly, Uncle Monty.
+Cyprian Martyr (BCP), 2010.
:::
Today Is A New Day. By Uncle Monty.
I'm now back today after last night's fine
English Baroque Concert with three friends
of mine. This morning I have mulled over
in my Anglican mind whether I should go
ahead with my full "Condemn" story against
the nasty Bird Brothers or just leave alone
what I have already presented from
yesterday in my own words and pictures.
.
I think the pictures tell the story and speak
perhaps more powerfully than just adding
more words beyond what has been stated.
So, that's what I will do for now - leave what
is now presented below and above. If for some
reason I feel compelled to change my open
mind again, then I shall be free to do so by
writing more to tell my story of condemnation
against the rabid Peter & John Bird - who are
nominal Anglo-Irish Catholics - and that truly
evil specimen called "The Colorado Cunt," who
is a deeply disgruntled and disturbing 60 year-
old American protestant, or rejecting US
Episcopalian, carrying on every day of his evil
life as a bogus cleric in his long and wicked
campaign of hate across the pond.
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Beware, too, of the creep's many underhanded
e-mails calling himself a "Press Officer" from
the bogus "church" of his. I have recently re-
ceived a pile of revealing e-mails sent by him
to various others and organisations. I can now
also see the same creep landing in jail one day!
Quicker the better ... I say!
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Peace Be Unto You, Uncle Monty.
+The Arrival of His Holiness At UK,
2010.
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"Holy Father: Condemn Peter & John Bird of
The Big Issue," states the large banner displayed
below by Gareth Carpenter in his disgust at them.
:::
The Wonderful JPII & Her Majesty in 1982.
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9/9/10

Stinks. By Uncle Monty.


~~~
The Big Issue Stinks.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Alex Albion.
Part 2 of 2.
~~~
Unlike Part 1 of this anti-Big Issue story,
no foreigners or immigrants or homeless
are seen in this final Part 2 of my latest
online story.
~~~
Only British and/or Anglo-Irish born and
non-homeless folkz are featured in my
latest story against The Big Issue. Also,
the majority of such folkz shown are retirees
that I personally know either at my sheltered
housing unit - being an old-age pensioner that
I am - or those I know from elsewhere like
Therse, 74, and Shaun, 70, (shown above at
story caption picture) and who are truly a
good Anglo-Irish couple who are the salt of
the earth. Every time I see them I feel joy!
I count them among my many neighbour-
hood friends ... In any event, many of the
old folkz agree in one way or another
that The Big Issue STINKS!!
~~~
Carl, 28, Who Is Training To Work In A Homeless Hostel.
~~~
What a dear is Cathy at age 92 and who always
brought me her homemade Christmas mince
pies to me pitch before the sod called Peanut
Peter Bird callously and coldly suspended me
for "bringing The Big Issue into disrepute! To
see dear Cathy cry when I told her what he'd
done to me was such a shame. But bastards
like Peter and John Bird don't give a damn
since they are so full of themselves and
their bullshit ways ...
~~~
Cathy At Age 92. Bess Her, Good Lord!!
~~~
Big Punk, 17, asked not to be identified. So
the photo of him was made into a colourful
graphic as shown below. He was sitting on
a small wall right next to the soon-to-be
demolished real foul and rough Heygate
Council Estate that has been the backdrop
to a number of major movies that has also
included Clint Eastwood. If by chance I see
him, I will ask him to display the STINKS
banner. Other than that, on the very edge or
far right of the graphic, you can see a little bit
of the Heygate Estate that is mostly boarded-
up now with only a few tenants left before the
whole estate is blown up this fall or autumn
by controlled dynamite. I shall be there to
hopefully photograph such when it occurs.
Big Punk, 17, At Heygate Estate.
~~~
Anglo-Irish Joe, 88.
Joe is one of my favourite people. When he
learned what The Big Issue had done to me,
he was right angry. He said they should be
"tarred and feathered." Right on, Joe!! At 88,
he goes every few days to his local gym to
workout with guyz and galz 60 years younger
than him! Anglo-Irish thru and thru, every-
body knows kind and respected Joe in the
community. I believe he has 12 grand children
and 4 great grand children, who dearly love
him. When he was photographed with the
banner "The Big Issue STINKS," Joe
said he was so happy to do so ...
~~~
Hated was John Duffy (shown below) for one
reason or another by many a Big Issue vendor.
He also wrote a number of bullshit stories for
his then buddies big honcho John Bird and
little peanut Peter Bird. He always claimed
The Big Issue was there for him, but since he
left the Bird outfit his story isn't the same.
Whatever, most vendors were glad to see his
big arse out of there and to say "good riddance"
to Duffy, who has been through a number of
jobs that he seemed unable to hold down in
the past except the one he had with The Big
Issue. They even sent him upto grim Glasgow
to work with Scotland Big Issue that was
founded by Edinburgh's Mel Young and who
now heads the Homeless World Cup as founder
and president. When Duffy fails again, which
he probably will in his latest service job
outside the stinking Big Issue, he will not
be welcome back at the Vauxhall HQ
from what I'm told! So all his past bullshit
about how The Big Issue has always been
there for him will just stink like Duffy's big
arse! In other words, he can gladly swim
and drown in his own big bowl of home-
made shit ... I feel so glad all over for
him, I really do! Don't U?
~~~
Ex-Homeless, Ex-Big Issue Vendor, Ex-BI Staffer,
and Ex-BI Franchiser, John Duffy, who is Anglican.
~~~
Sweet Little Peanut Peter! How Are U?
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Bumper Sticker In Window at Big Issue HQ.
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Truly your's, Uncle Monty.
+St. Peter Claver, 2010.
~~~
What A FREAK!!!

Soon: By Uncle Monty.
"Street Interviews: What The Public
Really Thinks About The Big Issue."
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Feedback & Comments
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Sign the petition against the vile Bird Brothers.
(Type in the subject line your name only.
Then send. Your e-mail address will not
be disclosed.) Some 1,200 have already
signed my petition either on- or offline.
Thankz, guyz and galz ...
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:: So Lovely To Hear From Jean!! ::
.
Dear, dear Monty
How lovely to hear from you - I lost your contact
details a while back but I have often thought about
you. I was in Covent Garden early one morning a
few weeks back and looked for you outside Cafe
Nero but of course you weren't there. So you're
still travelling with the Countess I take it?
.
I'm just back from two weeks in wonderful
fantastic Venice - have she taken you there yet?
If not, she must! It's like another world, I just
adore it and would love to be able to live there
but of course its just a dream!
.
I'm still following my countertenors and was at the
RAH last night for a late night Prom with my beaut-
iful Philippe Jaroussky singing Vivaldi - bliss!
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Enjoy the rest of your travels and hope to
perhaps see you when you eventually return.
With love, Jean McCarthy. - 09082010.
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PS I've signed your petition, they'd better give
it back to you - you're an institution!
.
(Jean, this is Monty. I expect nothing from such
bastards like Peter & John Bird. NOTHING -
period.)
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BID TO JAIL NICK. By Uncle Monty.
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9/1/10

And So. By Uncle Monty.


And So, Say All of US!
By Uncle Monty. Homeless Photos
By Alex Albion. Part 1 of 2.
...
All was prepared for the 1½ft by 3½ft long
banner of mine stating in four sharp words that
“The Big Issue STINKS.” I took such a banner
on my month-long, eight-nation, summer holi-
days thru Eastern Europe to the Middle East.
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At Vienna, "The Big Issue STINKS."
...
Wherever the banner was unfurled, the
public looked on and wondered what it
was all about. Only homeless folkz did I
photograph unfurling the anti-Big Issue
banner that was written in plain English
with coloured felt pens and with some letters
as big as half-a-foot in size . Such stuck out
among the crowds at such cities like Vienna,
Bucharest, Prague, Nüremburg, Geneva,
Kracow, Bratislava and else where along
my long and meandering travelled road
of 22,000 miles.
...
I reckon over three quarters-of-million
people saw “The Big Issue STINKS”
banner that I starkly photographed with
around 85 different homeless people in 7
of the 8 countries I visited and stayed at
during the summer of 2010. And all of
that after my gross and illegal suspension
by London-based Big Issue's cocky Peter
and John Bird for "bringing The Big Issue
into disrepute." Well the more I can do
that now, all the better is what I say ...
...
Also At Germany's Nüremburg,
"The Big Issue STINKS."

Only at Iraq’s Baghdad was the banner not
unfurled. Why? Because it was too dangerous
in burning Baghdad to call too much attention to
oneself as a foreigner and an an avowed Christian
visiting deadly Shiite/Sunni Iraq. I was there while
the Yankees were finally downdrawing US troops
to under 50,000 from their peak of 170,000 during
the US instigated 7 -year old Iraqi War that has cost
billions of wasted dollars let alone countless lives
slaughtered by the American military, the vicious
local Iraqi militia and government army and police.
The Yanks always bring out the worst in people.
Millions of Iraqis are now homeless due to the bloody
Iraq War started by the war scum of Bush and Blair.

I had no wish, obviously, to join the war dead
while in Iraq with a possible bullet in my own head
if steps of self—protection were not heeded by me.
Unfurling “The Big Issue STINKS” banner in grim
and grimey downtown Baghdad would be akin to
like showing a red cloth to the eyes of a raging bull.
Nor did I desire in any way to endanger the life of
some homeless Iraqi by having him or her unfurl
such an English language banner right on the
crazy streets of deadly and burning Baghdad.
Hence no banner of mine was unfurled inside Iraq.
Nobody there, of course, had ever before heard of
the stinking Big Issue that’s for sure until I arrived.

I was certainly the first ever
Big Issue actor to ever step foot inside Iraq
that’s also for sure

At Poland's Kracow, "The Big Issue STINKS."
...
At CZ's Prague, "The Big Issue also STINKS."

...
Whatever at every where else outside of Iraq my anti-Big Issue banner was eagerly and openly unfurled by all kinds of homeless people on the city and town streets of Eastern and Western Europe and elsewhere. About 85 different people, all clearly homeless,
were photographed with the bold banner of mine.
.

Such is my continuing and personal protest against Peter and John Bird of The Big Issue that I plan to continue at wherever I go in the future until they finally decide to treat me right and stop violating my human rights like they have with succh impunity so far by still denying me my Covent Garden pitch as a Big Issue vendor of 5 years standing all because of the Colorado cunt in America telling them all he could to satisfy his godless mentality to inflict more of his personal hate on me. Like so many Americans, the cunt is vicious and vile and always will be until the day his evil life comes to an abrupt end ... despite him having become an internet sensation as “The 1996 Kook of the Year.” Now in the 21st century at age 60, the Coloradi cunt a big kook that The Big Issue seems to have now taken him under its wings. The story on the Colorado kook is yet to be fully written, but mark my words it will be! The best title for him is “A Cunt’s Cunt,” that he truly is.

What riles me so is how The Bird Brothers have allowed such a Loveland creep from Colorado to dictate their actions against me that shows how mindless and arbitrary Peter and John Bird show themselves to be at my expense, of course!!

I also have other public protest plans against them hopefully at the UK arrival of Pope Benedict in a few weeks time and more against The Big Issue before this year’s out and even more during
the 20th Anniversay of The Big Issue in 2011. With now over 1,500 signatures, both on and off line, in support of my demands for justice, I feel even more and more confident in my right to protest against little honcho Peter Bird and his big honcho brother John Bird.

Austria's Street Vendor Selling Homeless "AUGUSTIN" mag.
...
I had my STINKS banner translated in a number of other languages:

In German - Die große Frage STINKT.

In Czech - Člen určitý Dobrý Číslo PÁCHNĚ.

In French - La grande question PUE.

In Welsh - 'r 'n Fawr Ddeillia STINKS.

In Arabic - والقضية الكبرى شكوى

In Polish - Wielkie Wydanie (wynik) *STINKS*

In Romanian - Marea problema pute.

Yet, Another Nigerian Immigrant
Flogging Street Paper At Vienna.
...
Even at Prague, while I
attended The Antonín Dvořák International
Festival, 2010, the stinks banner was unfurled for
all to see. Also the same was done at Romania’s
Bucharest, at Mozart’s Vienna, at where the Third
Reich Nazis were tried at Nümenberg, too.
In the past, I would usually would take a copy of
The Big Issue with me to photograph at far away
places - but never again! I no longer take such a rag
with me only my banner declaring "The Big Issue
STINKS," which it surely does ...
...
At Prague, I was surprised at the number of folks who
quickly took snapshots of me with the anti-Big Issue
banner. A photographer from The National Geographic
magazine also took photos and my name. So that
will hopefully get published next year for the whole
world to see. Bravo!! If I cannot get my pitch back,
then I can at least do all I can to inflict as much
damage on Peter and John Bird as I can like they
have already done to me. Tit-for-tat? You bet!
...
Feedback & Comments

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Sign My Online Petition, Against The Big Issue's Peter & John Bird, If You Haven't Already! Now Over 1,200 Good Folkz Already Have. Go to onlinepetitionformonty@gmx.co.uk. Simply put your name in the subject line. Then send. Your e-mail address will not be disclosed. Cheerz!!

Search: allaboutthebigissue - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=allaboutthebigissue&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
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So The Big Issue really STINKS? Yep! And so, say all of us!!!

Very truly, Uncle Monty. +St. Giles, 2010.

On the last and final leg of my great holidays!!!

Part Two: The Big Issue STINKS. By Uncle Monty.

CARRIER-KILLER.
By Eric Talmage.
Edited By Uncle Monty.
http://thebiggerissue.org/


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8/18/10

Quick Update. By Uncle Monty


Quick Update After Baghdad & Bucharest.
By Uncle Monty.
^^^
Arrived at Wien or Vienna earlier today after
my latest capital visits to Iraq's rivetting
Baghdad, Romania's austere Bucharest, and
CZ's delightful Prague at where I will return
to attend the opening ceremony of The Antonín
Dvořák International Festival, 2010. Such has
been part of my eight-nation adventure that
will end at the close of America's Labor Day,
2010. My holiday is spread over a 35-day
period and will entail some 22,000 miles of
travel for me once I return to home base.
^^^
Not lost among all of this is still my seething
anger against Peter and John Bird of The
Big Issue and their new evil ally known as
The Colorado Creep. Due to them, I no longer
have my five-year old Big Issue pitch that
they took away from me all just out of their
own spite and vindictiveness against me.
.
Please sign my petition:
Put only your name in the subject line.
Your e-mail will not be disclosed.
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Thus, has I have traveled on my holidays I
have encountered many homeless folkz at
the various nations I have been visiting.
Their stories I will include after my holi-
days with many images I took of them.
^^^
My purpose here is to let you all know
that I am worried that some of you may
have felt I had finally gone away for good
since taking, like I have, an extended break
from writing my blog stories during my
very enjoyable holidays. Sorry, but I am
still alive and well despite my burning
bitterness against the above three
mentioned-cruel and cold arbiters.
^^^
I must run. Have much to do while on
the road. My next story about The Big
Issue is called: "And So, Say All of Us."
It will also include a variety of photos of
those homeless folkz I have encountered
on the road from one capital after an-
other at Eastern Europe and at
the Middle East.
^^^
Proudly, Uncle Monty At Vienna.
+Richard The Lion-Heart/Coeur de Lion,
2010.
^^^
Homeless Kassi of Romania (shown with
me below) sold The Big Issue, too, when she
first briefly came to England. She has since re-
turned home and expressed no love for either
the British or the Bird rag! And, by sheer good
luck we bumped into each other at the austere
capital of Bucharest or in Romania the city is
called "Bucureşti." Kassi was astounded (and
happy) to find another one time Big Issue
vendor, all the way from England, sitting
right next to her at her local park bench.
Bravo to Kassi!!
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8/1/10

Crocodile Tears. By Uncle Monty.


Crocodile Tears.
By Uncle Monty.
Graphics By Alex Albion.
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Had Ralph Millward, 41, never been a Big Issue
vendor, he would never have been murdered at
his pitch. Such is one of the many hazards faced
daily by such street vendors while The Big Issue
fat-cats-cum-greedy-profiteers sit ever so pretty
watching their big profits always rolling in at the
expense and safety of their own vendors.
-.-
The murderous case of Ralph Millward is a classic
example of the ever growing dangers faced by Big
Issue street vendors all across the UK. Yet, the
Big Issue fat cats take no steps to provide any
concrete warnings, protection and security
for its defenseless vendors.
-.-
Murdered Ralph Millward.
.-.
The so-called-“training” given to new Big Issue
vendors is a total joke at best and at worst never
instructs such vendors on how they can ward off
disturbing yobs, binge drinkers, open nut cases,
violent-prone by passers, argumentative char-
acters and/or ready muggers at their pitches.
.-.
I myself was once robbed at my now arbitrarily
suspended London Covent Garden pitch and twice
almost physically assaulted just for being at my pitch.
Luckily for me, some good customers of mine came
quickly to my rescue and with also such great friends
of mine like Steve Foley and Oliver Titmarch who
quickly battering them off.
.-.
I could well have been another Ralph Millward
for all The Big Issue would have cared despite
whatever crocodile tears they may have then
engendered just for public consumption and PR.
Just like they did for murdered Ralph Millward,
who was plastered all over the front cover of The
Big Issue as the ilk of John Bird could not contain
his crocodile tears on behalf of his rag called Big
Issue. The pathology of crocodile tears by the
Big Issue owner as UK's "guru" on homelessness
is to switch such on and off according to what-
ever he deems is needed for good public relations.
Otherwise, he really doesn't give a damn now that
he’s rolling in big money at his now retirement
age of 65. The same is true for his little lackies!
The day I see Bird truly crying for one of his
vendors will mean to me he must almost
be dying himself!
.-.
What John Bird Often Times Sayz & Thinkz ...
...
Ralph Millward was treated better in his death
than in his life. He was a very popular Bournemouth
vendor at where he had his pitch and also where he
was savagely and mindlessly murdered by teenage
yobs over a dispute about some stogies. Popularity
is, of course, no guarantee you’re safe or won’t even
get murdered or maimed at your Big Issue pitch.
Nor does one's popularity guarantee you won't
also have your pitch suddenly yanked from under
your feet by the ilk of Big Issue’s Peter and John
Bird like they did to me on May 19th, 2010.
.-.
In other words, nothing is secure with The Big
Issue when it comes to its vendors. There are
always plenty more poor buggers to take their
place. And the Bird Brothers know that better
than anybody else. That's why they don't give
a damn about their vendors, if the truth is
really known. Sure, crocodile tears are cheap
and mostly meaningless despite the horror of
Ralph Millward's despicable murder at the
murderous hands of some young yobs that
Broken Britain has brought upon itself with
the breakdown of traditional child rearing and
home, school, and societal discipline for all too
many little morons who freely roam the streets
and rule the roost with open impunity.
-.-
Another Image of Ralph Millward.
-.-
.=.
The Big Issue has never for years taken legal
responsibility for the safety and care of its
thousands of street vendors in the UK. It pro-
vides no insurance coverage or health pack-
age or sick leave benefits or pension contri-
butions for such vendors since The Big
Issue is legally allowed, unlike most other
businesses, to dodge such by not technically
employing such vendors due to some an-
tiquated English laws that exempt them
from taking such responsibility for the life and
limb of their vendors selling on the streets.
While the same operators can and do fire or
sack vendors like me as if The Big Issue is a
fully-fledged employer. They get it both ways!
The situation, then, is almost fuedal and/or
Dickensian in which the vendors are seen as serfs
or unwanted orphans under their "benevelent"
masters. The street pitches that are legally
commandeered on the public streets by The
Big Issue is also an unfair advantage and a mono-
polistic business that allows no other would-be
competitor to compete against The Big Issue
monoploy on the streets for almost 20 years.
Such benefits economically only the fat cats and
not the way and stays that are the Big Issue
vendors or sellors. The Big Issue is both a
registered charity and a tax-exempt business.
Such only benefits the Bird Brothers and not
their unprotected and exploited vendors.
.-.
Now more than a year later since his pitch
death, Ralph Millward was shown great
respect by his local newspaper at the Bourne-
mouth Echo, who reported his murder with
sensitivity and care towards those who are
not only Big Issue vendors but also toward
those folkz who are locally homeless for what-
ever reason. Reading the Echo's superb re-
ports about Ralph seemed very real to me, while
reading The Big Issue's story about his killing
seemed oddly enough to be so hollow and so
mechanical to me, if not a bit cynical and hypo-
critical, too. Perhaps I've become the cynic,
since I don't believe a word coming from out of
the big mouths of the Bird Brothers any more!
And, I never will until they decide to treat
me and my fellow vendors properly ...
.-.
As for Ralph Millward, the crocodile tears for
him have long since dried-up at The Big Issue.
Samantha Allen from the Bournemouth Big Issue
office paid obligatory tribute to him and floral
tributes were kindly and thoughtfully placed
at Ralph's Bournemouth pitch by his friends,
his customers, and the general public. But in
the end, the Big Issue vendor is no safer today
then when Ralph was savagely murdered.
And such still exists despite the kudos to
Ralph by The Big Issue Foundation's Colin
Heath, who spoke of a planter having now
been dedicated this year in memory of the
murdered vendor.
.-.
Other cases of Big Issue vendors being beat-
en up is not that rare either like the vendor
who was beaten after an animal rights activist
tackled him over an advert in The Big Issue
that the activist felt was anti-animal. Big Issue
honcho A. John Bird (AJB) declared no such
ads would ever be published again in his rag.
But it was too late for the bloody vendor
who got his gob smacked and beaten-up
thankz to the big honcho's careless ad.
Crocodile tears, no doubt, also came once
again from the narrow eyes of that
AJB honcho.
.-.
Then there was the gruesome case of the Big
Issue staffer Sam Woolock at London's Covent
Garden distribution spot, who was found with
two huge black eyes and severely beaten all
over her face that some say was due to some
alleged alteracation with a vendor or a fellow
staffer or a domestic abuser. I was not made
privy to all the sad details, but to see any
mother with two black eyes and facial bruises
is just awful and I think totally uncalled for.
There's another problem, too, with conflict
between vendors that can result in some
nasty street violence that "brings The Big
Issue into disrepute." But such is never
broached by the Big Issue fat cats nor
do they ever reports such stories for
again such only "brings the Big Issue into
disrepute." That term now sounds mighty
familar to me personally after the vile
Bird Brothers also applied that to me! ...
What cads?
.-.
While the murder of a vendor like Ralph Mill-
ward does wonders for the public image of The
Big Issue, that's for sure; but beyond that, the
bottom line for Bird's rag is always business
as usual along with putting away his crocodile
tears until the next vendor becomes come kind
of crime or murder victim, which will surely
happen again, sooner or later, just by being on
the cold streets to rake in more profits for the
Bird Brothers and their fellow fat cats at
their London Vauxhall HQ. As one of my
American buddies used to say after watch-
ing CBS Evening News, "A good tear jerker
is always good news for enhancing corporate
profits." Same, I guess, is also true for those
Vauxhall jerks and their little gang of lackies!
.-.
But just one last thing about Ralph Millward.
No vendor’s life is worth being lost, no matter
how indirectly, for the sods of The Big Issue.
That's how strongly I feel.
.=.
Your feedback is welcome. If you wish
to post a blog message or have a Big
Issue story to tell, please send to:
allaboutthebigissue@britain.com
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For talkative, yet so shy Ralph, Uncle Monty.
+Lammas Day, 2010.
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:: A Red English Rose For Me ::
Whoever it was who apparently left a lovely red
English rose with my name at my Long Acre pitch
believing that somehow I had passed away, I
want to thank such a person for their kindness in
remembering me. While I am, in fact, very much
alive, I know there are some evil folkz who would
be very happy if I passed away. I live and die
by His grace only, not be the wicked minds and
evil lives of those who want me dead. Whatever,
it is now a pitiful case, I must say, of living with
my dead pitch all because of The Big Issue's
ever-bloated pair of Peter and John Bird and
their new, ever-poisonous, friend known
as America's "Colorado Creep."
How dreadful they truly are!!
.
:: Now For Kev's Thoughts ::
"mont i wondered what was up not seeing you any
more down covent garden. some sellor gave me
your blog. then i saw all this about pete bird and
you. i don't like him myself. never have or that
nazi duffy who thought he was king shit. don't get
me going on sam. she's a cold witch. she would not
let me have books on credit when i was skint. no big
issue i don't do anything with them anymore. mont
give up your pitch. don't expect them to help you
out like sam was to me. i was told a load of shit
about you. take it as a compliment. i don't give a
fuck what they say. you always helped me out
when others would not like sam. mont i hope we
bump into each other again soon. we will i am sure.
whatever happens you know i am another friend to
you. i will always be even if big issue wants only to
shit on you badly. best for now, mont. i'm your old
mate kevin. remember me? i know you do. you
have a fantastic memory for people and places you
always do. cheers. //////// guess what? got my first
kid since i saw you last. could have named him mont
now i think about it ///// sorry about that mate."
:: Kevin is an ex-Big Issue vendor ::
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:: HOLIDAY NOTICE ::
With August now here, I shall be taking a little time
off from posting my regular stories and photographs
until after both the UK Summer Bank Holiday and
America’s Labor Day set for September 6th, 2010.
If, however, some major news occurs, I will be back
to quickly blog! In the meantime, I shall be off
to places and events, far and wide, along with en-
countering old and new friends, and meeting some
important and famous people, coupled with my
exciting planned visits, here and there, both at
home and abroad. Happy Summertime everyone
and have a good one! Your’s, UM. Contact John
Lenhart, ONLY if you need to contact me
urgently: johnlenhart@email2me.net.
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Now for some new stories set for
mid-September and beyond:
Come With Me To Paradise
How The Big Issue Lost 25,000 Quid
Fanny - Nunz & Nazis - Bloody Broken Britain
Welfare Reform Right On - Guess What?
From Paris To Berlin - Althorp & Afternoon Tea
Arrival of the Pope - What I Was Told About Tom
Inside Lambeth Palace – Yet, His Evil Son Still Lives
All these and more future blog stories are in the
works by Uncle Monty and/or other writers .
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Cymru’s Sant John Roberts.
I mewn Cymraeg At Ewythr Monty.
In Welsh By Uncle Monty.
Fotos a graffigau ny Alex Albion.
Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion.

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