1/18/11

Scam.

Helping The Homeless or A SCAM?
By Andrew Coates.
Edited By Uncle Monty.
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I take great pride in this article because I know it
will upset many people as bubbling from the surface
the Big Issue seems a great concept of letting home-
less people help themselves instead of solely relying
on handouts. Reading in between the lines it actually
becomes a horror.
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Big Issue: History, the silent partner,
current
operations and public misconceptions: I
done some Google research on the Big Issue
that is a search for opinions on the Big Issue.
Common misconceptions (in very brief) is the
Big Issue was a non-profit magazine founded
by John Bird for homeless people to beg for
money to buy food under the front
of selling a magazine.
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Even going on their website I can quote John Bird,
founder & editor-in-chief of The Big Issue, has
written to David Cameron.
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There is a silent founder - Gordon Roddick.
He was inspired by visiting New York and seeing
homeless people selling a newspaper called Street
News. It was later when he flew back to London
that he met John Bird, a homeless man (whether
or not they met or knew each other before I
don’t know) with experience in the print trade.
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The reason they chose a magazine instead of a news-
paper isn’t known (unless published in a book some-
where I don’t know about) though perhaps they
were worried it would seem like copying the idea
too much (from New York's Street News). Perhaps
they wanted to emulate the concept with something
new to kinda re-invent the wheel or perhaps Bird
has (previous) experience in the magazine industry.

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When they founded their organisation it wasn’t a non-
profit, charity or social enterprise … but a for-profit
private limited company with shareholders. I would
argue why anyone who wanted to create a social good
cause business without making it a non-profit.
This was in 1991.
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It wasn’t until 1995 that they founded the Big Issue
Foundation as a charity! I assume this was to downplay
any criticism. They did NOT, however, decide to close
the company and move the operations to the charity.
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On Wikipedia, the Big Issue is attributed to being
published, owned or run by the Big Issue Foundation
and not the Company. On their website (bigissue.com)
it consolidates both the private and business element
of operations (i.e. the magazine) with the charitable
elements (the work they supposedly do with the
homeless) as the footer contains registration numbers
of the charity, first, and below that the company
number. This, I assume appears that the company
is non-profit, when indeed it's not.
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Lets read their "about" page … they claim the Big Issue
is one of the largest leading social businesses – they say
the organisation is made up of the limited company (that
basically does everything in regards to the magazine)
and the charity which helps the homeless people.
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(By the way) John Bird didn’t receive a single award
or honour until he was in the process of setting up the
Big Issue Foundation when he opened the floodgates
to the foundation for his own benefit or was it for
the thousands of homeless people?
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Big Issue: Social Enterprise?
Recently, the Big Issue was awarded the Social Enterprise
Mark although it falls completely outside the remit. The
Big Issue isn’t a Social Enterprise, it is a commercial
business and a charity. A Social Enterprise generally
falls in between the two … it doesn’t have all the
advantages of a charity such as in regards to taxation.
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Furthermore, a Social Enterprise defined by the Social
Enterprise Coalition (SEC) is a business with a social pur-
pose at the very heart of what they do, and the profits
they make are re-invested towards achieving that pur-
pose. Funnily enough they are given as an example to
Jamie Oliver’s restaurant Fifteen, and the fair-trade
chocolate company Divine Chocolate. (Where are the
homeless in all of this?) . It seems to me that the
Big Issue Foundation pays more money
to the Big Issue Company than vice versa.
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Big Issue: Some analysis.
The Big Issue Company Limited has a share capital
of 3 shares at a £1 each. There are two classes: 1 share
is type A and 2 shares is type B. John Anthony Bird
holds 1 share that is class A that gives him full voting
rights. The other 2 shares which are class B (no
normal voting rights) is held by Gordon Roddick (co-
founder) and Nigel Kershaw. None of the share capital
is owned by the Foundation! The Foundations latest
accounts show that just £750- of its income were
from corporate sources which meant that the Company
had not donated any money whatsoever (other than
perhaps this amount; although it could come from
elsewhere; unless it was wrongly grouped to general
donations) to the Foundation, furthermore, it holds
no shares so doesn’t benefit from a dividend.
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Looking through one of their accounts (2008/09)
some worrying signs appear. The company charged
the charity £232,480- for occupancy and other services
(approx. a quarter of their entire income), was owed a
further £1,931- and the charity charged the company
£24,054- for goods and services provided. Which ever
way we want to view this it is clear both the company
and the charity is located in the same place, share a
director (Anthony John Bird) who founded it and share
resources. If they share a building, with a company
owning it or leasing it, and the charity subleasing space
from the company, this is understood, but what raises
greater questions for me personally is how each other
are invoicing each other for goods and services.
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This is black hat bordering on
fraud for charities are under
extreme scrutiny unlike non-profits and Social Enterprises.
The trustees must not have external interests that (are in)
conflict. I would say this does exactly that. One side of the
situation is a co-founder, director and shareholder who
owns one third of the company and is the only one with
voting rights (most powerful in the company) and on the
other side he is a director and trustee of the charity.
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How does this two-faced organisation help the homeless?
One seems like a very greedy outfit which even grabs alot
of cash from the charity side of operations while the other
is some charity which isn’t run in its own right but is
dictated from this private business.
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Big Issue: Does it help homeless people, … really?
I am not certain so I am relying on blog contributors
to say whether they or someone they know had any
significant help from this organisation. It would be
best to highlight the work the charity does (if any) …
credit where credit is due, etc.
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Big Issue: What I think …
This is to be known as The Big Statement
(Begin Freedom of Thought and Expression).
Instead of a homeless person setting up a magazine
to help fellow homeless people take ownership in their
lives and gain shelter by utilizing each and every home-
less persons entrepreneurial spirit to turn their lives
around … the reality is a little too much different.
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First, Anthony John Bird wasn’t alone. The Big Issue
idea was actually an idea of Gordon Roddick after
getting inspiration out in the States from Street
News (founded in1989) and distributed by homeless
people . When he flew back to London, as I said
earlier, he met John Bird who I can only assume
was a nobody, ex-printing trade experience, after
hitting rock bottom wanted a selfish way to claw
his way up to the top. (He was also a convicted
criminal, who has self-reformed himself!).
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The Big Issue Foundation doesn’t have any shares
in the commercial business; Bird, who is the most
powerful person in the commercial business and a trustee
of the Foundation, and even shares the Petty Cash on an
IOU basis it seems (company loaned the charity some
petty cash interest free).
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The charity’s aims is in the description of general home-
less people (otherwise it would be refused at the Charity
Commission as supporting clients of a commercial business
only isn’t a charitable purpose), however, its activities/
objectives clearly states about Big Issue Vendors only. It
would be interesting for people to comment if they have
any experience of whether the foundation helps home-
less people in general or a closed shop solely for vendors?
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The Big Issue website etc., is shared between the company
and charity; and it appears to me that they are misleading
people thinking that the Big Issue is a charitable organisation
(I think they even have the Social Enterprise Coalition
(SEC) fooled!) when indeed it is not.
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Also, buying a magazine (or a street newspaper) off a home-
less person where you know they will receive a cut seems
a charitable gesture! (Such is not so at the Big Issue).
Most people aren’t aware that its NOT a non-profit or
charity doing the magazine and the co-ordination of the
distribution but a commercial business that is profiting
off using homeless people to shift its magazines!
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I cannot think of Big Issue as any more than a commercial
business with a fake social charity front on; where Bird was
only in for it not to help homeless people as (he) made out
to be but for himself to climb up the rope from a home-
less nobody with prior printing experience to someone
worthy of a sustainable job, recognition, awards and
an honour.
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This isn’t charitable to run a nice little printing business
with a small charity on the side to tick the corporate
responsibility box and mislead others into greater reader-
ship figures. Lets face it, after digging away into the Big
Issue fields, we find remains that lead to solely one con-
clusion ... the homeless aspect was not a charitable
element to help people, but was a USP for the commercial
business of recruiting agents (known by the Big Issue
as vendors; lets face it the homeless are everywhere
sadly, and no one else would be an agent making (far)
less than minimum wage) to sell what can be seen as
now a very successful magazine which was unlikely
to have made it otherwise.
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Using the traditional method of a distributor was a
bad option as if they didn’t sell in shops they would be
returned unsold. This remains very expensive, as your
overheads, product costs and distributor fees would still
need to be paid while you have stacks of what are now
back issue copies of magazines you cannot get rid of.
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One of the evaluations I want to complete is who had
gained the most? The homeless or people like John
Bird (and his lackies)?
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At what cost? Is getting homeless people to distribute a
commercial magazine with the promise of making some
money to help their situation, exploitation, or a helpful
inspirational change to them? Does the Foundation they
set up do enough to help these people or is it solely
signposting vendors to existing services?
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If you are going to set up what I call a social change
organisation, whatever industry and idea you have, at
least 2 in 3 elements has to be about helping the people/
cause you have designed to help. Whether you get a
knighthood, recognition and a huge salary, becomes
all bonuses, you shouldn’t be aiming for that but keep-
ing true to how the organisation is supposed to work.
It doesn’t (in my eyes) work in reverse… you cannot
aim to be a success in the commercial aspect and
personal gain of honours and recognition while
hoping that maybe, just maybe, it can also
do abit of help to a select few.
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I am undecided whether this is a proper social venture
as made out in mainstream media, etc., or a false front
that can be described only as a scam or sham. I will let
you the reader decide (oh yeah, you may research
the above, not just take my word for it).
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Whistleblowing model sacked for revealing
£300,000 'theft' from jail charity. The Charity Commission’s
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Check Out The Latest Charity Details
Given By The Big Issue To The UK Charity
Commission As of January 18th, 2011.
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"You don’t have to be homeless to sell the Big Issue,
that’s a common misconception. It’s what you’d
call it’s unique selling-point, how it is marketed.
The Big Issue has nowt to do with the homeless, it’s
a front and a scam to line the pockets of John Bird.
BTW John Bird is a cunt. Ultra Left-wing Communist
when it suited him. Now he’s made lots of ££££s out
of other people’s misfortune he being a far right-wing
Nazi bastard suits him. Oh, yeah, I hate the guy."
Comment by Big Issue Seller —
July 8, 2010 @ 11:58 am
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London 2011: Homeless men forced to sleep in bins.
David Cohen and Ross Lydall.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23914819-london-2011-homeless-men-forced-to-sleep-in-bins.do
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“Big Issue sellers are 13 times more likely to be attacked
in the streets than other members of the public,” stated
Richard Brown, managing director of The Big Issue
North. Source: The Pavement, Aug. 2oo5, p.5.
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Japanese Baptist leader says statistics hide
impact of homelessness Tokyo. (ENInews).
Being homeless cuts people off from the rest of humanity,
says a Japanese pastor who heads an award-winning non-
profit organization for those without a roof over their heads.
"We need to support those homeless people in both physical
and relational poverty by providing them with their material
needs and helping to restore their human ties," said the
Rev'd Tomoshi Okuda, who chairs the board of directors
of the Kitakyushu Organization to Support the Homeless
in Fukuoka, southwestern Japan. He said government
statistics do not reveal the true cost of homelessness.
Dec. 14, 2010.
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Tuning Into Tunis. By Uncle Monty.

Sweet & Sour Sousse. By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissue.org

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(After being evacuated yesterday from Tunisia during the nationwide uprising against President Ben Ali and his long-time gangsters, I arrived back at homebase somewhat safely after being stranded at the capital of Tunis for a few days with occasional bulletz whizzing past my old Anglican head just two days before my birthday. The two stories of Tunis and Sousse were written inside Tunisia during the huge street protests and open killings by the vicious riot police as Ben Ali fled the country and abandoned it for his own safety while presumably taking with him millions of dollars in his big corrupt pockets ... All's well for me right now, thankfully! Praise The Good Lord!! Truly, Uncle Monty.

Web Stats: My new blog allaboutthebigissue started with just an handful of hits, but within the past months its grown to more than 500 hits. While 500 hits isn't much compared to other long standing blogs, I am still happily surprised that such a number has grown from nothing in such a short time. This year 2011, my aim is to double and even quadruple the number of hits to my blog allaboutthebigissue. What I am finding is the growing number of disaffected Big Issue vendors and some ex-Big Issue staffers contacting me with all kinds of comments and information that is inimical to The Big Issue under the shysters brothers of Peter and John Bird. I will continue unabatedly to present stories and facts about them and to highlight all that is wrong with them and their money making exploitation of the homeless all across the UK. Now 6 months after Peter Bird had the gall and nerve to unjustly suspend me as a Big Issue vendor under his arbitrary and capricious declaration of me "bringing the Big Issue into disrepute," I am still in the battle against him until he and his brother John Bird decide to treat me right. My battle came after the Colorado cunt and bogus bishop Colin James, III - the infamous Yankee troll and the 1996 Internet Kook of the Year - contacted the Bird Brothers to unload his malicious dirt on me! Peewee Peter Bird nor his redneck bother Anthony John Bird has never given me the chance to appeal their callous decision nor have they given me or other suspended vendors any due process. All that the Bird Brothers do is to throw away the lives of vendors at their whim amd will. They are so hated it is amazing how they can still rake in hundreds of thousands of dollars each year off the backs of their vendors. The Big Issue celebrates its 20 anniversary in Sept. 2011. It is my hope that such a celebration will be a rejection by all of those who detest everything the Bird Brothers stand for. I shall here at allaboutthebigissue present special critical and biting stories to coincide with the stinking 20th Anniversary of The Big Issue. Whatever I can do to bring "disrepute" on it and its greedy Peter and John Bird I most certainly will. You can help by continuing to contact me about whatever you wish about them and The Big Issue. I have just received new details about Big Issue staffers Steve Farrell and Tom Woolock and ex-staffer John Duffy, who held the fancy post of International Business Manager for The Big Issue and quit last year despite being very close for years to redneck John Bird himself. The more I learn about the comings and goings at The Big Issue, the more worrying and disturbing are many of the details I continue to learn ... Stay tuned, my blog friends! It can only get more revealing as time goes by against the Bird Brothers. Cheerz, Uncle Monty. January 18, 2011.

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1/6/11

Forget. By Uncle Monty.


FORGET HIS LIFE: It's Not Worth
The Toilet Paper It's Written On.
By Uncle Monty at Libya's Tripoli.
Writeovers By Alex Albion.
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It was the fourth e-mail of five about John
Bird of The Big Issue that caught my immediate
attention. The anonymous writer was among
those first responding to my call for information
and titbits about the odd life of the Bird guy.
That’s so I could write his life story to coincide
with this year’s upcoming 20th anniversary
of his co-founding of The Big Issue with his old
and now reclusive friend Gordon Roddick set
for September, 2011.
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The e-mail that caught my attention was blunt
enough and right to the point. It said in
red capital letters: “FORGET HIS LIFE ~
IT’S NOT WORTH THE TOILET PAPER
THAT IT’S WRITTEN ON.”
I must say I was bowled over from the brutal
honesty of the anonymous writer and the fact
that what was stated was a perfect headline
for me to now use for this my first story
of all about The Big Issue at 2011.
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The same writer detailed the reasons why I
shouldn’t even waste my time writing any
kind of book about John Bird or anybody to do
with him - period. The tone and texture of the
e-mail clearly indicated he or she knew John
Bird personally and upfront although the
writer gave no indication of what his or her
relationship was, or may still be, with him.
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After reading the full and revealing e-mail, I
began to mull over in my mind whether or not
is was really worth writing a book about the
oddball and redneck Bird or his long-troubled
Big Issue or about his little vile peewee brother
Peter Bird and/or about those closely associated
with the Bird Brothers during the scam lifetime
of The Big Issue.
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Calling herself “Catty” was another e-mail writer
who suggested that John Bird’s own autobiography
- "Some Luck" – was full of BS or bullshit. I don’t
know since I’ve never read his stuff, although at
one point I did sell some copies of his bio when he
asked me to do so at some Big Issue do a few years
back. He made money and I made money off
those copies I sold.
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Bird's own book is vanity publishing by him.
Whatever, I’ve come to the conclusion that
writing a book or an unofficial biography about
him would only play in to his ever big and
self-centred head. Plus, I suspect few folkz
would want to buy such a book anyway since
he’s lower than a B-rated dude at best.
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Perhaps the only time worth doing a book is
if some major scandal should erupt regarding
him and The Big Issue in the future. Or if
somebody sends me a full chronology of
John Bird that has never been made public
before. Then I may re-consider writing a
unflattering book about The Big Issue sod.
As for peewee Peter Bird, he is even worse
than his bloated brother. Therefore, I think
it's best to also take peewee and forget his
life: It’s not worth the toilet it would also be
written on. But I personally will not forget
what he's done to me - never, never!!
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With such said, don't expect then to see any
kind of book by me about John Bird at time
soon. Frankly the sooner we can all say
"good riddance" to him and his sterile
brother Peter, the bloody better.
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Happy New Year, Uncle Monty.
+The Epiphany, 2011.
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(The above story caption herein shows the front
cover of Bird’s autobio “Some Luck” with him
as a UK post-war little lad in London. The
second image, below, of him is pretty much
the same. The writeovers were added to
each of the two images for my online story.)
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Catty suggests AJB's book is "full
of BS or bullshit." If you've read
it, let us know ...
:: AJBird's Blog ::
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Steve Farrell Wood - A Big Issue Street Coodinator.
But he's really just another Big Issue jerk! And,
also a foul-mouth git and hack poet. The posed
image of him, below, is about as fake as you could
get. It was done for The Big Issue Xmas Appeal
a couple of years ago. They had to find someone
to pose so they dragged weirdo Steve Farrell
to pretend what he was not ...
The lousey image of the jerk, shown above, by Cecilia
Hallin – which I’ve now cropped and cleaned up by
removing all the noise and clutter in the original
photo - was printed on a coloured 8¼” by 5¾”
insert inside The Big Issue a few Christmases ago
with the Big Issue Foundation logo in the far right-
hand bottom corner begging for Xmas donations
from the UK public. On the overleaf, the insert or
flyer declared “The Big Issue Foundation has al-
ready made huge differences to many people's
lives.” How true, indeed!! That why Peter and
John Bird have made huge differences in the lives
of many vendors that they’ve thrown or tossed
away at their own whim and callousness like
they done to me. I am a living example of all
that’s wrong with the The Big Issue’s cold and
arbitary Bird Brothers, who are a law unto
themselves and have been so for all too
many years. There is no due process or
appeal against them, expect to sue them
in a court of law. Such may come sooner
or later than they think.
In the meantime –
DON’T EVER DONATE TO THE BIG ISSUE,
NEVER!! If you want a reason not to donate,
just look above at the jerk Steve Farrell ....
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Below: He's delivering The Big Issue for ven-
dors to buy at its distribution point outside of Boots
at Covent Garden's James Street in Central London ...
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Out of Crude & Cruel Africa.
By Uncle Monty.
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1/1/11

Welcome 2011.

Now at Islamic Tripoli bringing in the New
Year 2011 at Col. Quaddafi's capital of
Libya, I send you all my kind greetings
for a good and great New Year!!
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Wishing you all the best, Uncle Monty.
+The Naming & Circumcision of Jesus, 2011.
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12/24/10

Wills. By Uncle Monty.


My Public Word To Wills.
By Uncle Monty.
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For you the good Prince William to use The Big
Issue as a public platform to highlight your
“fight against growing homelessness blight” of
young Britons and rough sleepers, I'm afraid
you've simply boosted the greedy profits of
The Big Issue scrooges Peter and John Bird
more than anything else at this Christmastide.
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With dismal and plummeting 2010 Xmas sales
for all The Big Issue vendors due, among
other factors, to the recent arctic weather in
the UK, your “Xmas gift” in the form of your
article only helps The Big Issue and not the
lowly homeless per se. Many of them will
land-up at CRISIS or The Quaker Christmas
Shelter as usual while the Bird Brothers them-
selves gleefully gather to munch on tender
turkey and Christmas pudding to
their selfish hearts content.
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The Bird sods will also count the extra money
they’ve now gotten because of you after using
The Big Issue as a platform that benefits the
scrooges first and not those out on the cold,
bleak winter, streets of the UK.
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Wills or Wales or Whatever Princely Name He Wants!
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You see, Wills, while I much admire your
endeavours to help the homeless and your personal
inspiration stemming from your dear mum - the
late Diana, Princess of Wales – I ask that you NOT
give The Big Issue scrooges any unwarranted boost
to make more profits off the backs of the homeless
and of their Dickensian exploitation of them.
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The Big Issue is a corporate entity, not a home-
less agency that seeks to put the homeless first
above and beyond the Bird Brothers’ big
business profits at the expense of the homeless
in the UK. My public word to you Wills is to
always do your good deeds, but please don't do
so by boosting The Big Issue at the expense and
exploitation of the street vendors by such a rag!
So thank you, your Royal Highness ...
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Good luck, too, Wills at Centrepoint!!
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William spearheads fight against
growing homelessness 'blight.'
It's Christmas Eve and Those Buggers
The Bird Brothers Stole My Christmas
Tree! God Damn Them!!
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Truly, Uncle Monty.
+Christmas Eve, 2010.
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:: A Few Christmas Greetings From
Some of My Old Friends! ::
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Lovely to get your Christmas message,
Monty. I am in Melbourne where I will pray
for you at Midnight Mass. Many prayers,
Father Alexander. Sent from my iPad.
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Dear Monty
It is my turn to wish you a very merry Christmas
and a very happy and healthy 2011. I hope you
are well. Kind regards Agnès.
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We go only by the grace of god. Remember it’s
Christmas from us to you. All cheers to u for
2011. We miss u Old Monty. No more Big
Issues do we buy since u left. Chris, Davy,
Helen, Batty, Cyrena, and Jeff.
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Dearest U. Monty - MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
LOL, Jane Wiltshire.
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Monty dear, wishing you a Happy Xmas.
All the best for 2011. I hope to find you
well. I miss you at Cafe Nero. Love,
Ida Negri xxx.
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Homeless in New York or The Big Apple ...
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Redneck John Bird of The Big Issue. Does
He Not Also Know How To Dress? He walks
and talks like a stuffed pig, he does. Beyond
that, he's a fake friend of the homeless!
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12/16/10

Magical Xmas. By Uncle Monty.


Wishing One & All A Magical
and Blessed Christmas, 2010.
By Uncle Monty.
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I didn’t miss my annual carol singing at London’s
Charing Cross Station to raise Xmas Funds for the
homeless at The Connections, which is located at the
worthy and world famous St. Martin-in-the-Fields.
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The good ladies, both very young and the not so young
(as shown below), sang traditional English Christmas
carols as the railway passengers were either arriving
or departiing the British capital en masse.
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I noticed a sharp decline in Xmas giving by my charity
bucket that was only half full compared to previous
years where my red bucket would be almost full of
change amd plenty of banknotes. I saw not one
banknote in the bucket this year, I’m afraid. Alot
of loose change was evident, but also alot fewer
folkz stopped to give or even fewer stopped to
listen to the 30 or so St. Martin's carol singers or
respond to their Xmas Appeal. Yet, I didn’t see,
however, a lack of Xmas shopping bags by
many of those same folkz who neither
stopped to give nor to listen.
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Also what was missing this year at Charing Cross was
the large Xmas Tree that is seen annually inside the
station. A couple of people complained about it, while
one of the station’s employers explained that due to
"health and safety laws" the tree had not been put up
this year since the corner where it usually stood had
now been turned into another small commercial
shop called “Paul.” Welcome to Christless Britain!
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Doing Good Deeds: St. Martin's Carol Singers
Raising Xmas Funds To Help The Homeless.
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Arriving early at Charing Cross, I noticed Big Issue
vendor No. 5541 standing at The Strand entrance
almost oblivious to any customers he might have
had as he stood tinkering with his cellphone and his
young head completely down as he dangled, almost
forlorn, a couple of copies of the latest Big
Issue rag in his one hand. He didn’t sell a
copy, of course, while I observed him.
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As a Big Issue vendor, the key is to always pay
attention to all customers coming your way. If you’re
only interested is your stupid mobile, then don’t expect
to sell or get a surprise Christmas donation or "drop"
from a kind member of the public. If a vendor can
afford an expensive cellphone, then I suspect he’s
not that skint or in need of an urgent helping
hands or even worse his mobile could
be stolen property.
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This is my first Christmas without my Big Issue
pitch due entirely to the scrooges Peter & John
Bird having taken away my Long Acre pitch back in
May. Private e-mails and conversations to me this
week have ranged from saying "screw the scrooges"
to observing that if the Bird Brothers aren't moved
at this time of the year - which they are not - then
they'll never be moved to restore my five year
pitch to me. That's exactly what they've done
no matter if it's Xmas or not in deChristianized
England. They symbolize the deChristianization
of Britain do the scrooges peewee Peter Bird &
his jack ass brother John Bird of The Big Issue.
Come 2011, I'll write more about them individ-
ually called "Forget His Life" - It's Not Worth
The Toilet Paper That It's Written.
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On a more Christmasy note for those
who are homeless and marginalizd:
The Quaker Christmas Shelter at Union
Chapel, Compton Ave., Islington, London N1.
It will be open at 3:00pm, from Thursday,
Dec. 23rd, 2010, to 10:00am, Thur. Dec. 30th.
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Dinner at 6:00pm. Breakfast at 8:00am.
Packed lunches are also available.
Various services held in the evenings.
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Self-referrals are availabe, too,
for overnight beds:
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Merry Christmas, Uncle Monty.
+O Sapientia (BCP), 2010.
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Don't give to beggars, they'll only buy drugs,
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Activists call for end to France's homeless crisis.
By Louisa Long in Paris.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/activists-call-for-end-to-frances-homeless-crisis-2164854.html

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Missed The Xmas Do. By Uncle Monty.
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12/12/10

Scrooges. By Uncle Monty,


Coming in 2011, the first story of the New Year will
be about the ugly Peter & John Bird of The Big Issue.
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The story “Forget His Life: It’s Not Worth The Toilet
Paper That It’s Written On” will be applied to each
of the loathsome and scrooge brothers, who have not
only failed to offer me an olive branch but have now
also stolen my Christmas by their refusal to give
me back my rightful Big Issue pitch at
London’s Covent Garden.
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In their callousness and meanness, peewee Peter
Bird and his big bloated brother John Bird have
also thrown away all my Christmas customers and
my Christnas sales in order to assert their patent
injustice and scrooge-attitude against me as
a five-year badged Big Issue vendor.
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I shall never forgive or forget the lousey Bird
Brothers for what they have now deliberately
done against me and against some of their
other dismissed vendors. But unlike those other
vendors badly treated by the vile Bird Brothers,
I for one will NOT go away and be silent against
them. No sir, I intend to expose them for
what they really are – cold and mean
and godless that they are.
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That’s why you’ll see them pictured here with
the upside down cross painted on their wicked
foreheads as we say to others regarding each
one of them – "Forget His Life." More then
in the New Year, 2011, about the Big Issue
scrooges Peter and John Bird.
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Text By Uncle Monty ~ Graphics By Alex Albion.
+Third Sunday of Advent, 2010.
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:: Message To Neil Morrissey, The British Actor ::
Yes, use your fame and name to help the homeless,
but please NOT The Big Issue as reported in The
Times yesterday from Derby with street vendor
Gavin Mason. You can help, for example, CRISIS
At Christmas, 2010. Unlike The Big Issue, CRISIS
feeds and shelters thousands of needy homeless
during yuletide without any concern to profit off
the backs of the homeless like The Big Issue does
year in, year out. I urge you Neil to help CRISIS
above and beyond the greedy Bird Brothers ... Or
help any other homeless charity that you see fit to
use your fame and name to truly help those who
are homeless. Centre Point and The Connections
at St. Martin-in-the-Fields are truly worthy, too.
http://www.crisis.org.uk/ ~ or 08000 38 48 38.
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Big Issue Scrooge A. John Bird, M.B.E.
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More Power To WikiLeaks. By Uncle Monty.
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12/5/10

Branch. By Uncle Monty.


No Olive Branch. By Uncle Monty.
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No olive branch has been offered to me
by Peter & John Bird of The Big Issue at
this Christmastide, 2010. Not a thing
from them, although I shouldn't expect
anything from them knowing how cold
and callous the Bird characters truly are.
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Thus my empty Big Issue pitch is still
empty after those sods destroyed my pitch
by suspending me on their pretext of
"bringing The Big Issue into disrepute."
What they have done to me is still fest-
ering like mad and yet they haven't
the slightest goodwill to try to resolve
our problem at this special time of the
year that is also called "yuletide."
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Here I am at my pitch today with my new badge
No. 0001 for legal display and my new green Xmas
hat in the shape of a Xmas Tree!! The folkz on Long
Acre just loved what they saw ... As I sat, however,
I still seethed at the vile Bird Brothers.
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Essentially an utterly godless pair, peewee Peter
Bird and his big bloated brother John Bird don't
give a damn anyway, since they're now rolling
in big money at their exploitation of the
homeless, year in and year out, in the UK.
But that will come to end sooner or later.
Their corporate and charity game will
then be up and finished once and for all.
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In the meantime, the latest issue No. 926
has jumped to two quid a copy from £1.70
with the Big Issue street vendors now forced
to pay a quid at wholesale price per copy. It's
again the shabby case of the Big Issue operators
squeezing every last penny out of the homeless
in order for it to make-up for sagging sales
on the streets. With the snow and ice of the
past week and the impending arctic freeze set
for the next couple of weeks inside the UK,
many vendors are going to be stuck between
a rock and hard place since it will be too
bitterly cold for vendors to stand out on the
streets for any long periods of time. While back at
Vauxhall - The Big Issue London HQ - I suspect
stacks of unsold magazines will be evident and
at which the vile Bird Brothers will demand
their vendors sell unsold copies into the
next week like they did at last Christmas.
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Squeezing Every Last Penny From Out
of The Big Issue Vendors. 7/28/2009.
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With The Big Issue new price increase comes
also an increase in pages after pages of adverts,
appeals, promotions, vouchers, and free down-
loads, that clutters the magazine from cover-to-
cover. Of the 54 pages in issue No. 926, more
than 25 pages - almost half of the rag - is taken
up with commercialism that does nothing to help
the homeless except make more corporate
profits for the greedy movers and shakers
behind The Big Issue. While they revel in
the warmth, the Big Issue vendor must
freeze out on the wintery streets in order to
try and make a buck or two for himself or
herself. Many vendors will simply quit
this Christmas due to the arctic conditions
and/or the every increasing task of deal-
ing with the almost mafioso Vauxhall.
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As we sat at Cafe Nero - that is Jill and I -
in came a friend of the known street
thief called Curley trying to flog the Big
Issue to the packed coffee customers.
Most didn't even look up, but just waved
away the unbadged and wretched-looking
guy or shook their heads in disapproval.
He came penniless and left penniless
after he made no sales inside Cafe Nero.
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I repeat for all - "Peter & John Bird Stole My
Christmas Tree," like the sods that they are ...
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Spitting out his usual leftist garbage and
his known twaddle, old A. J. Bird grandly
editorializes in his No. 926 issue with his
"Letter to ... A Protester."
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Of course, he didn't dare mention that I
have been, and continue to be, a protester
against him and his peewee brother Peter
Bird. He doesn't say if he himself has been
a protester as a guy who was an active
Trotskyist until he hit the good times with
the capitalist mongrels of Gordon and
Anita Roddick. So much then for his views
on ridding beggers and homeless tea runs
that would fit more with the Nazi agenda
than with his champagne socialist
credentials of today.
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One of my favourite Big Issue pictures taken
of me during the pouring rain at my pitch at
London's Covent Garden in 2oo9. Now my
pitch has been made CHRISTMAS DEAD!!
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And so, no olive branch from Peter and John
Bird of The Big Issue to me at this special time
of Christmastide. But like I stated earlier, I
shouldn't expect such from such vile characters
like them. I guess the only consolation for me
this year is that I could not sit or stand outside
in the arctic freeze even if I still rightly had my
Big Issue pitch that the bastard Bird Brothers
threw away just to be mean to me. Luckily
and already, Christmas cash and gifts from
my many friends have started to roll in as if
I am still at my Long Acre pitch. Bravo!
And, I happily thank the Good Lord,
always ... with or without an olive branch
from those Bird sods!!
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Yep, I was running late but now I have
made up for that by completing my latest
story on The Big Issue. Doing has I do
with so many other things I do makes
me sometimes late. And, after spending
sometime earlier today to have my story
photographs herein taken at my old pitch
that has been thrown away by the bastard
Bird Brothers! "No Olive Branch" is
written for you and my blog readership
that appears to be growing slowly
but surely. Bravo!
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Have a lovely "warm" day, Uncle Monty.
+Second Sunday in Advent, 2010.
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Yep, They've Deliberately Stole My Xmas Tree.
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