6/9/11

Speech of Thankz



For Once In Awhile, I Did Something Right.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Gray Day & Alex Albion.
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All too often, many of the homeless either fail or forget to
thank those who have freely and kindly fed them at soup
 runs or at day care centres or at church-run food programs.
 London Soho's St. Patrick's, for example, has for years
fed the homeless yet I have rarely heard a homeless person
there say "thank u" to the voluntary kitchen staff or to
 Father Alexander Shelbrooke, who runs the program that
 he started with only a handful  of hungry street people 8
or 9 years ago to now some 175 or more every week.
I oftentimes went to St. Patrick's myself to be fed and
 I always made sure that I thanked the St. Patrick's folkz
for feeding me. It costs nothing to give thankz, so why
 not give such?
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So when I was invited to speak last week about the church
 feeding the homeless, I immediately set about expressing the
 thankz of the countless homeless folkz who have been fed,
year in and year out, at St. Patrick's without as much as a
"thank u" or "please" to those who have fed them. And
 also to those who have paid for the food!!
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NEVER BUY THE BIG ISSUE. BUT ALWAYS
ALWAYS GIVE TO VENDOR & THE DOG!
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So in my little speech of thankz, I felt for once in awhile, I
did something right by speaking on behalf of those home-
less who have been so freely fed at St. Patrick's, and
elsewhere, yet have all too often overlooked the need
and good manners to say "thankz."
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In my little speech of thankz, which I gave to several
hundreds of St. Patrick's benefactors with such distin-
guished persons as Archbishop Vincent Nichols of
Westminster and Bishop James D. Conley of Denver,
 Colorado, I remarked that the newly-excuvated and
 spacious basement centre at Soho will help feed even
 more of the homeless in the future thankz to such gener-
ous and steadfast benefactors who have given unceasing
support to feeding the London homeless under the 
spirited direction of the good Father Alexander.
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In the presence of His Grace, who is the presiding head
of the Holy Catholic Church in all of England &
Wales, I stood up and declared in my simple speech what
I felt was needed to be said to publicly thank those who
 have fed us without as much as a "thunk u" or "please"
from all too many UK homeless of the streets.  Much to
 my surprise and relief, my little speech of five pages
 long was apparently overwhelmingly and positively 
received by the invited guests from all over the world.
And even though I say it, the speech was received
with almost a standing ovation. My goodness me!!
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ALAN - The Homeless Street Artist At Covent
Garden Who Refuses To Sell The Big Issue Saying
"(John) Bird Doesn't Care a F**K about the home-
less only the profits he makes for himself." ALAN
would oftentimes come and visit me at my own Big
Issue Covent Garden pitch, until the bloody bastards
 Peter & Anthony John Bird destroyed it
 all out of their known hatred and spitefulness ...
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Here Then Is My Little Speech of Thankz:
The St. Patrick's Script.
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I'm Monty.
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"I am delighted to be back at wonderful St. Patrick's where
I first came as a homeless person some 6 years ago to eat
dinner among the many other homeless that St. Patrick's has
 freely fed under the priestly guidance of the good Father
Alexander Shelbrooke and his voluntary kitchen staff.
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"The newly-excavated and spacious basement centre beneath
 this historic parish church is a crowning achievement of the
extraordinary and marvellous restoration made possible only
by the generous and steadfast benefactors of St. Patrick's.
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"The new centre will help serve even more of the homeless in
the future thanks to those of you who responded overwhelm-
ingly to the parish's £4 Million Appeal in this 21st century.
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"As a result of that, we now also see the gracious presence of
 His Grace, Archbishop Vincent Nichols of Westminster along
with the visiting American auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley
 of Denver, Colorado.
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"Along with such priestly servants, I want on behalf of the
 many homeless to recognise and to thank deeply the St.
Patrick's benefactors who have given unceasing support
 to feeding the homeless and the hungry like me, and who
happens to be yet a sinful Anglican, seeking not just food
 per se, but also spiritual comfort and warmth that the good
Father Alexander has so freely and so kindly given to me
 and to those many homeless of various faiths and creeds
from around the world.
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"St. Patrick's is a welcoming haven open to all homeless men
 and women no matter their skin colour, their nationality, their
 belief, their nature, their ideology and/or their personal situation.
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"It is therefore just and proper to give deep thanks to those
God-fearing benefactors that have made it possible for me
and many other homeless to partake in the whole spiritual
 body of St. Patrick's.
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"And above and beyond just being fed good and wholesome
food, we have also been consistently fed with spiritual and
godly abundance to nurture our being and our worth despite
 our given plight.
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"Therefore, I then say, BRAVO to all the kind and thoughtful
St. Patrick's benefactors as I stand here humbly and happily
before you all at what I call 'The New St. Patrick's.'
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"Bravo, again say I. And thank you one and all for what
you have done in the good name of Father Alexander
and the Archdiocese of Westminster.
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"I'm Monty, the sinful and once homeless Anglican.
Thank you all again!
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( F I N I S )
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Homeless Vendor & Homeless Dog Rush Inside
 The Big Issue Headquaters at London's Vauxhall.
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Irish Television Cameraman Who Interviewed Me.
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After my little speech of thanks, I was interviewed by
Irish TV and almost feted by the huge crowds both
 inside and outside St. Patrick's last week. I was
especially touched by the guy who was homeless
among the crowd and told me that he will make sure
to give thankz in future to those who feed him!!!
Bravo! Then a lady from Glasgow also stopped me
and said she felt my speech spoke to her heart since
 she volunteers each week to feed the local Glasgow
 homeless. Then a London socialite also spoke with
me and wanted to know what she could do to help
the homeless even more. I told her to talk with
the good Father Alexander since he always needs
even more helping handz to fed the growing num-
bers of hungry homeless coming in waves at St.
 Patrick's. "I thought I might help The Big Issue,"
she added. "DO NOT HELP THE BIG ISSUE!
BUT ALWAYS HELP THE INDIVIDUAL
VENDOR WHENEVER YOU SEE THEM ON
THE STREETZ," I told the well to do lady,
almost emphatically. She looked at me with open
 eyes and I told her what The Big Issue had done
so nastily to me and other vendors under the vile
 Bird Brothers, who she said she'd never met her-
self. "Well, you haven't missed much ...," I told the
jewellery-encrusted lady in perhaps her mid-30's
 but with lots of "big dough" from what I could see
of her and who spoke with lovely charm to me.
Another quite young gentlemen appeared who was
himself a former Anglican and now a new Catholic
priest, said he was overjoyed to hear my little speech
 of thankz. He said he's been afraid to work with the
homeless since he believed many were violent and
unstable as people on the streetz. I told him the
homeless are like most folkz - they range from the
good, bad and indifferent of all humanity. I encour-
aged him to consider getting involved and we
 promptly exchanged e-mail addresses and I was
delighted to hear from him just the next day and he
 then invited me to attend a garden party next month
that will now also endeavour to raise funds for the
 homeless in his parish. Bravo! I wrote back to him
by accepting his kind invitation. But I also told the
young priest not to ever give any money raised at
 the upcoming garden party to The Big Issue. "Give
to The Passage or St. Patrick's or St. Martin's
Connexions, but never ever to The Big Issue sodz.
Never, ever ...," when I replied to him. Then an
elderly and a rather plump Swiss investment banker
 made a B-line toward me. "Monty, if i may call you
by your first name, that was a terrific speech by you."
With his gorgeous and sun-kissed looking wife hang-
ing tightly onto his thick right arm, the bespectacled
man said he was once a parishioner at St. Patrick's
before migrating to Geneva as an international banker.
"I know nothing about people who are homeless,"
he declared with stunning forthrightness. "What
should my wife and I know about them?, he asked
me like he was seeking a crash 101 course on
homelessness. "All you need to know," I told him,
"is to ask yourself what you can do to help those
who aren't as fortunate as you and your wife." He
looked at my like daggers and was dumfounded
and confounded by what I had said. I quickly added,
 "Have you ever thought about befriending a homeless
 person and perhaps arranging a place for him or her
 off the streets?," as he looked even more dumfounded
at me and he reacted by saying: "My wife would never
allow a stranger in the house. Someone homeless
would compromise our security, wouldn't they?"
It was like talking to a brick wall and I simply had
no intention of wasting any further time with such
 social idiotz. So off the wealthy couple went, only
 to be greeted next by my old friends Maria and Tim
Church, who are devout Catholics and tremendous
 supporters of St. Patrick's and especially of Father
Alexander. They were invited, of course, to the fan-
tastic dinner with His Eminence the eminent cardinal.
 Maria & Tim have long served and supported the
 homeless at every twist and turn. To me, they are
special people in their own right after knowing
 them personally for over six years now.
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My little speech of thankz was for me a memorable
evening. Topped off by a maginficent invitation two
 dayz later for me to join His Eminence, Cardinal George
 Pell of Australia, for the five-course dinner held in his
honour. What an evening that was for me, too, and
 those selected ladies and gentlemen who supped with
the eminent cardinal and who I enjoyed having an on
 and off conversation both before and during the two
 and half hour dinner and along with the wonderful
repartee among the other delightful dinner guests.
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The husband who murdered his wife to cover up the fact that he
was a SHE and other haunting police mugshots from 1920s Australia.
By Wil Longbotton.
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So For Once In Awhile, I Did Something Right, Uncle Monty.
+Ephrem, Teacher of the Faith, 2011.
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The Above Lead Photo Caption of Grace Robertson,
89, with me - that was taken just yesterday - is a story
 of how as a Scots-born lady went out to Rhodesia and
had her white farm seized by the avenging black criminal
Robert Mugabe and his criminal thugz of Zimbebwe
some 25 years ago. She lost everything and returned
 homeless and penniless to England only to find herself 
put in dirty hostels with drug addicts and petty street 
criminals. It took Grace Robertson over 5 years to be
given a small flat to stay in with her only daughter, who
was also robbed (and luckily not to have been also
raped) by those same criminal thugz of Mugabe. "To
be homeless was like being insane," Grace told me and
 at where we regularly get together at the St. George's
 Monthly Lunch. Grace is a pure inspiration to me.
 "Look dear, don't fret at all about Big Issue. It's just
another one of those so-called charities making pots
of money while the homeless beg and starve."
What words of wisdoms from Grace Robertson
and she's so right, of course!!
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Next Story By Uncle Monty: "Steep Decline &
Fall of The Big Issue Weekly Circulation." I Confidently
Predict It Will Fall Even Further Below 100,000 Copies
Per Week From Its Once High of 167.000 Per Week
After Its Now Once Heyday. The Longer The Bird
Brothers Stay, The Quicker The Big Issue Will Continue
 Its Steep Decline & Fall.  Mark My Words!!!
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Yer Another Black Criminal Suspect Under Arrest Inside UK.
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Beggars Protesting Beggars. Angry Finnish beggers "have
staged a two-week sit-in outside the Romanian Embassy
in Helsinki protesting against rivals from Eastern Europe
 'stealing their business.' Protest organisers Olli Kekkonen
and Ari Salo also created posters saying - 'Begging -
Choose Finnish,'" reports AP Wire.
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ECCLESIA SANTI PATRICII, SOHOENSIS.
By Uncle Monty. Photos By Gary Day & Alex Albion.
Part 2 of 2.
http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/06/sohoensis.html.
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6/2/11

Came Then.



Came Then Tim Hethrington.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Gary Day & Alex Albion.
Part 3 of 3.
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Tim Hethrington, not his real name, is the kind of
high-powered attorney who flies to New York for
early morning breakfast and then flies back home to
London for late evening supper! Tim is something
like what the old British broadcaster David Frost
(now Sir David) use to do via The Concorde when he
would fly to New York to do his series of television
interviews with Richard Nixon after the fall of "Ticky
Dicky" as the disgraced president of the United
States that resulted from the 1974 Watergate
 Scandal. I lived in America during the infamous
scandal that rocked the nation and also met Nixon
twice in 1969 and 1971. And strange as it may
seem, Tim Hethrington reminds me of
David Frost very much.
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And so there I surprisingly saw Tim Hethrington out
of the corner of my eye has he was leaving Starbucks
- next door to The Big Issue HQ - while I sat there to
mark my 1st Anniversary Protest (1AP) of the unjust
 and arbitrary suspension last year by the hideous
and shallow Peter and Anthony John Bird as a vun-
erable vendor of theirs. They accused me of "bringing
The Big Issue into disrepute." So they callously got rid
of me without any due process of law or any appeal
 process against their malicious decision. They are,
after all, a complete law unto themselves as the vile
Bird Brothers of The Big Issue, which is the UK's
weekly rag sold by the exploited homeless folkz to
 make the brothers rich and spoiled and mean.
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At first Tim was puzzled at my call, but then he soon
 realized it was me and we quickly came together to
shake hands heartily. "How are you Monty?," was the
 first thing he asked with me with his usual kindness
and caring and humanity.
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"I thought you'd returned to the States, Monty, since
 I hadn't seen you anymore in Long Arce," declared
Tim. "What happened then?," he asked of me. I
told him of what prickhead Peter Bird and pigface
Anthony John Bird had done to me and Tim was
 none too pleased. A law partner once based
 at No. 90 Long Acre - within yards of where my
 Big Issue pitch stood for 5 great years until it was
 then callously destroyed by the heartless and
greedy Bird Boyz a year ago. I shall never forgive
or forget what the bastard Bird Boyz did to me.
 Tim Hethrington listened attentively to what I
told him. He also wanted to know how my anti-
Big Issue protest was going. I told him so far,
so good! "Since you disappeared, I don't buy
 The Big Issue like I did from you," so stated
the good Anglo-American lawyer.
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He also asked after my dear and generous friend
Contessa Maria, who Tim himself has met a couple
 of times at my pitch when she would also visit me
there. I told him she is getting frail now - after her
 recent second fall - and I fear for her survival
 not far from where the disgraced ex-IMF boss
Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is now resid-
ing near her under his forced house arrest after
 being accused by some New York black African
 immigrant and Muslim women and HIVer of sex
crimes against her. I am confident he will walk
free after the hideous black wench is accordingly
 proved an hysterical liar and false accuser against
DSK. And so he should then be free, especially
after what happeened rudely to him also happened
quite similiar to me in America some 12 years ago.
I wish DSK the very best!
 Blogger-Index!
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Tim Hethrington, the only son of a native New
 Englander from Vermont and a true Scottish
mum, graduated from Harvard Law School and
 now specializes in Admiralty Law, and also odddly,
 in intellectual property law, too. About in his late
40's, Tim is married with three kidz who he adores
 like his misses. They're as Anglican as could be
like me! "Would you like to come and visit us at
Marlow sometime during the summer, Monty?,"
 broached Tom Hethrington in his friendly in-
vitation to me. "Most certainly, I would," I 
happily replied to him. So Marlow here I
come! That's how kind this fine lawyer is and
 I was so glad by chance to see him again at
of all places at my 1AP spot at The Big Issue 
HQ.  Bravo, Tim!!! And, down forever
with the low life and vile Bird Boyz ...
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He apologized to me that he needed to go for
an appointment with one of his clients and we
 exchanged e-mails again and then just as he
was about to leave Tim Hethrington gently put
a welcomed 50 quid note in my OAP's hand
 and said he hoped it would help me. Tim, like
Contessa Maria, has always been a generous
person to me and to others who they seems
 to hold much empathy toward people on the
streets. I thanked him so very much. So off
Tim went only to suddenly turn around and
come right back to me. Without saying another
word, he then gave me yet another £50.00.
Grand total: 100 quid from Tim Hethrington.
"Woooooooooooooow,"
 I said to myself, gleefully!!
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Ex-Homeless Sam Woodlock:
The Big Issue's Nasty "Hatchet Woman."
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Just moments after Tim had gone, a young lady
stopped at my protest spot and gave me a nice
packed lunch even though I did know the kind
lady nor had I ever seen her before. "Take this,
daring," she ordered as I was surprised to get
such a lovely lunch from a perfect stranger.
Such kindness proved yet again to me how
tight and unkind The Big Issue HQ folkz are
when they never even offered me a small
plastic cup of tap water let alone a hot cuppa
tea as I sat for some 8 hours at their head-
quarters. Not one of them offered me a
thing! They claim they care, they do!
But they're full of bullshit, I think!!
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They're much like Sam Woodlock - who I have
mistakenly described previously as Woollock
 instead of Woodlock - that is, I guess, her marr-
ied surname as the London Covent Garden's Big 
Issue distributor for the past 12 years. It is such
a pity she's the Bird |Boyz' "Hatchet Woman,"
 (shown above) instead of a great writer that she
 could possibly be in her own right. Sam or
Samantha can, however, be like a prison guard 
when she behaves as cold as ice. Or she can
show her nice side when she's around the
callous and manipulating Bird Boyz.  No,
 I didn't see her at my 1AP since she hardly
shows her stern face at HQ thesedays. What-
ever, she's also one of the "YES WOMEN" to
 the "big fake impresario" Anthony John Bird
just like his stiff granny staffer Linda Driver,
 who is almost as bad as that dead colonic jerk
John Branagan once was. See him below.
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Dead Colonic Jerk John Branagan, Once
Big Issue Vendor No. 296. Nasty Cad!
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While The Big Issue's Calvin Driver, on the other
hand, is the kind of great guy most folkz can and do
get along with. He treats the vendors right, unlike
 those shyster distributors at Covent Garden who
oftentimes treat vendors like "SHIT." Pardon my
French! Just watch Sam Woodlock and her "pretty
 face" hubby Tom, along with weirdo Steve Farrell,
all of them ex-homeless, treating other homeless
folkz today again like SHIT!! Excuse my French,
again! Thank God for Calvin ...
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The Postman Cometh With Snail Mail for The
 Big Issue HQ as seen below. Of the 25 or so
 folkz I counted going thru the same door, like
 the postie, as either workers or volunteers -
who operate a begging phone bank at HQ - as
they looked like a motley group of oddballs to
 say the least and many were college kid-types
who are undoubtedly imbued with either a
condescending or naive attitude toward "helping
the homeless." While at the same time, making
 the hideous Bird Boyz even richer by the day
and always making them such off the backs of
their exploited Big Issue vendors all across the
 UK. John Bird tried also to do that once in
America and fell flat on his pigface and who
squandered hundreds of thousands of dollars
 from Big Issue donors in his asinine bighead-
edness in USA with his business pal Nigel
Kershaw in tow. The same has now happened 
for Bird  inside India at where it seems he has
 also been "bombed," so to speak, at Bombay!
 John Bird is really for the birds, literally. He
should have been sacked years ago, but he's
 the big bad boss of his own making. To hell
with him, I say, and his little prickhead brother
Peter Bird, too. There is nothing good
about them - period!
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Thru the filthy and dirty HQ windows, the tacky
 sign below was stuck by sticky tape telling the
 disinterested world all about "This Week's ISSUE."
 Who gives a damn about such a tacky and sticky sign!
*..*
By mid-afternoon things had quietened down quite
 abit at The Big Issue HQ. My First Anniversary
 Protest (1AP) against The Big Issue was a quiet
affair, too. Nevertheless, I was pleased with the
public and vendor response to my protest which
was an eye opener for some folkz.  To encounter
Tim Hethrington again was perhaps the most
enjoyable experience of my protest coupled
with his kind gift to me.  I shall hold again next
year my 2nd Anniversary Protest and hopefully
 continue doing so on an annual basis or until
The Bird Brothers themselves have finally flown
their greedy nest at The Big Issue. In the mean-
time, look out for them to make yet another
 big money killing out of their upcoming 20th
Anniversary Celebration: 1991-2011. I shall
 be watching very closely and duly do my re-
porting of what I find about its twenty years
of using the homeless and the marginalized
to make huge profits for the conceited and
callous Anthony John  Bird and his paid
 minions over the dark years 
of The Big Issue. 
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Let me leave the final word about my 1AP
 to my friend Sally Mitchell, who wrote her e-
mail regarding me after an earlier anonymous
 message was posted in the letter section
of allaboutthebigissue.
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This Is What Sally Said:
"My Answer To Anonymous = I bet you're
a paid mouthpiece? I don't agree with alot what
Monty writes. Nevertheless, I think he is very
good at getting his message across in his blog
 attacks against Messrs John and Peter Bird.
They have handled their suspension of
Monty so badly they are now paying the price
for their blunders. Yes, I was told the same thing
more or less that Monty was a "criminal" overseas.
 But what does that have to do with taking his pitch
away even though he has committed no crimes
 there or anywhere else.
= I think the real reason why they got rid of him was
 because of his anti-leftist views that John Bird was a
known adherent and card carrying radical socialist
 member from his days at the Heinz Soup factory
where he worked before he guessed he could
make plenty of money by using the homeless.
= Mr. or Mrs. Anonymous you need to watch what
you say about Monty. He is the best that Big Issue
 ever had. They were also jealous of him!
Whatever damage has been done to the Birds is
of their own making. All that Monty has done is
to show their true colours to the wider public.
 = My view is the problem is not Monty it is John and
Peter Bird who have brought their own disrepute
 on their own con game. Sally Mitchell, a good
long and loyal friend of old dearest Monty.
= NO! I WASN'T PAID TO WRITE THIS.
MONTY NEVER ASKED ME TO WRITE ON
HIS BEHALF. I WROTE THIS BECAUSE I
 BACK HIM ALL THE WAY AGAINST
 THE BIRDS.
Sally Mitchell. May 30th, 2011.
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Oh, and this story "Came Then" is now the
50th story to be posted so far on this blog of
allaboutthebigissue within a year of starting
it to highlight and to expose all that's wrong
with The Big Issue and its vile Bird Boyz ...
And before I forget, thankz Gary Day, a new
friend of mine, for recording and taking
pictures of my 1st Anniversary Protest.
Thankz again, Gary ...
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All Isn't Well, When
Things Don't End Well, Uncle Monty.
+The ASCENSION, 2011.
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Now the first anniversay next week of the OD
death of the well-known English eccentric Sebastian
 Horsley, sadly at age 47, who I show below from
one of  my images I took of him when he visited 
my Big Issue pitch from time to time. Sebastian
 was one of my most unusual customers, I must say.
 I liked him alot. But, The Bird Brothers also threw
Sebastain away as the hateful and spiteful pair
 of sods that they are when they destroyed my
 Covent Garden pitch at London, in the same
year as Sebastian Horsley's untimely and
unneeded death ... RIP, my friend!
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ENCOUNTERING HIS EMINENCE,
CARDINAL GEORGE PELL OF AUSTRALIA.
BY UNCLE MONTY.
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Dames of Old. By Uncle Monty.
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New stories coming soon by Uncle Monty:
Steep Decline & Fall of The  Big
Issue's Weekly Circulation.
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"For Once In Awhile, I Got Something Right,"
is another upcoming story by Uncle Monty
on his speech two days ago, as an invited
 keynote speaker, about feeding the homeless
 and hungry inside Britain's capital city with the
gracious presence of the Archbishop of
Westminster himself and several hundreds
 of other invited and distinquished guests at
Soho Square. Along with a recorded tele-
vsion interview after his resounding speech.
The two real ladies (shown in the above lead
caption photo with me) are two old friends
of mine attending the same invited event.
They, along with many others present,
were most supportive of what I said.
Thankz again dear ladies!!
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