Big Slob.

Big Slob & Others At The Big Issue.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Alex Albion.
As I waited for the bus just yards from The Big
Issue London HQ front door, a short, burly guy
came rushing over to me to demand to see my
camera. I outright refused him! He claimed he'd
seen my photoflash go off, which was a big dirty
lie from the big slob. Then he said he'd call the
police, if I didn't show him my camera. "Go
right ahead," I told him. He soon seemed per-
plexed and unsure of himself since I had no
intention of being imtimidated by such a
big slob and thug-like bully.
The Big Slob with Big Issue female staffer and
another vendor facing back to my bus-based camera.
Despite that, I tried to engage the slob. But with little
success since it was like talking to a brick wall, mainly.
"Have you seen that bugger and redneck John Bird,
lately?," I asked the slob being that he was a cold Big
Issue vendor. "He's never here any more," came his
curt answer to me. "So where's your pitch?, I asked
him. "None of your business," came the English slob's
cold reply.. "Have you seen (Peewee) Peter Bird?,"
I then asked by ignoring his previous rude answer.
The slob didn't seemed to know who hideous
Peter Bird was as he then got cold feet and scurried
off back to The Big Issue front door to stand there
like he had for the previous 30 minutes. He was
waiting there, like the other street vendors next
to him, for someone to open the front door for him
to be served with copies of the latest street rag.
And it should be noted that the HQ was already
at least 90 minutes late opening for business.
It's always ok for TBI to be late, but not their
vendors! One law for Big Issue, another law
for their exploited vendors.
Contrast the female Romanian gypsy vendor
standing at the Big Issue front door as an obvious
English woman hurriedly steps on by as she
presumably heads to work. They're worlds
apart, much like the reality of The Big Issue
and the duped public ...

So on the bus I got and I then quickly took five rapid
shots of the big slob and obvious bully from the bus
window has it stopped right outside the HQ front door.
I thought well if you think I'd taken some shots of
you earlier when I had not, then I'll just go ahead any-
any and record your slob face as a bad vendor with a
bad attitude toward me and presumably to others. I
was so glad I got to photograph him after all and to share
his public mugshot with you all. If you know the bloke,
let me know. Also, tell him he's now on the internet!
He'll learn now not to mess with your's truly, right?

Photo below shows yet another vendor still waiting for the bloody Big Issue door to open.

The Big Issue Dead At Night At The UK. ...
Remember NOT to give a dime to TBI, Uncle Monty.

+Tuesday of Septuagesima, 2011.


Syed Shah: Yet Another Criminal Muslim Inside UK."We always hear from outraged Muslims in this country (UK) about how our soldiers are killing their Muslim brothers and sisters in Afghanistan and Iraq. But they seem to lump all Muslims together, when they are actually made up of many bitterly opposed factions. The fact remains, the biggest killer of Muslims is other Muslims." Ben Farrell.

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Image caught of Redneck Anthony John Bird
from live TV interview last week.
Above: Redneck Bird, The Big Issue's so-called "Homeless Guru," has been running scared of the very homeless he claims he helps. While at the same time he runs to the bank with money earned off the backs of the homeless. Now a Brit "media pet," he earns loads of dough by pontificating on homelessness and poverty ...
Forum Faces At The Great Hall.
By Uncle Monty.
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Dark Sightings At The Big Issue.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Alex Albion.
Part 1 of 2.
Before dawn, or at the start of another Lord’s
day of English sunlight, I was observing and
recording the comings and goings of folkz at
the London HQ of The Big Issue at 5:30AM.
It was the early cold morning of the weekly Monday
distribution day in which the new edition of the street
rag is transported to the various Big Issue distribution
spots all around London and elsewhere across the
country. It was also like watching the dark sightings
at The Big Issue, while no doubt the odious owners
- Redneck Anthony John Bird and Peewee Peter Bird –
were still pampering themselves in their warm king
size beds. As they slept, it was going to be yet
another day for them to make even more money
and profits off the backs of their homeless street
vendors that I saw arrive later like dark ants
to collect the latest edition of The Big Issue
before heading out to their various pitches to
then sell their goods to customers or passers by.
At day break, vendors fraternize at HQ front door. ***
Not one to sleep more than five hours nightly before I need
to quickly get up again, I photographed all those I saw right
under their own noses, both in the dark and in the light,
over the course of my six hours stay at the Vauxhall HQ
for my latest story here “Dark Sightings At The Big
Issue.” By day break, I had seen a number of familiar
and new faces that I recorded to include their public
mugshots right here. Not one of them noticed me! And,
much like I also did a few days earlier at the Covent
Garden distribution spot in which I recorded all I saw
there for another later story to come about everything
at James Street. It was quite revealing to see their
unguarded antics there for all to see with my cameras.
In the meantime, Big Issue staffers and volunteers
arrived for work at various intervals at HQ and they
quickly disappeared at the staff entrance, although I
saw no sign whatsoever of the hideous Bird Brothers
unless by chance I missed them. Had I seen them,
I would have naturally recorded them, too. But
there’s always the next time to get their hideous
mugshots, right? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, I will!
Note Their Black Dr. Marten's Bootz!! ***
Most of the vendors I saw were unshaven, male,
wearing no hat or scarf; though most wrapped
in heavy clothing. While I saw some of them
in Dr. Marten's boots (like those shown above)
and with army fatigues. Some fraternized at The
Big Issue front door that was left open as usual.
But most soon scurried off to get to their early
morning customers before they arrived
at their office or work.
My aim here has been to tell you all about what
happens before you buy your copy of The Big Issue,
although most of my friends and ex-customers
no longer buy the street rag after what what
the Bird brothers did to me!! I am amazed that
folkz are still signing my petition against them
and demanding that my Covent Garden pitch
be given back to me. I prefer now to continue
to expose The Big Issue for what it really is
than to worry if I can get my rightful pitch
back or not after vile Peewee Peter Bird
deliberately killed my 5 year-long pitch and
then purposely threw away all of my many
good customers and even tried to toss
away my life!! He's nothing more than a
dirty bastard like his fancy brother John!
And even with over 1,600 folks signing my
petition, the arrogant Bird brothers have
ignored their support of me ...
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Two young and newly-arrived
Romanian immigrants At Big Issue
London HQ getting badged!
He's Now New Vendor No. 9045 ...
I was vendor No. 115, until the nasty sod
Peewee Peter Bird had the gall and nerve to
suspend me for "bringing the Big Issue into
disrepute" last May, 2011. What a Bird bastard!
With his Bucharest girlfriend and his new green Big
Issue vendor’s badge No. 9045, the short Romanian
guy was heading off to Covent Garden to be “trained”
in the ways and rules of being a street vendor. The
so-called “training” of vendors is the biggest joke
of them all! When I was first badged I was sent out
to Covent Garden's Long Acre at the Spaghetti
Restuarant and stood there daily during 7 days
to sell my first copies of The Big Issue.
My "training” was nothing more than to stand
there and for either John Duffy or Samantha
Woolock to spy on you to see you were where you
had been sent. They gave no words of encourage-
ment or support or respect or even a smile in their
hardened and mechanical disposition. I was not even
a number, I was just a “thing” to them ... That
was more than 6 years ago now and today The Big
Issue treats new and old vendors with the usual
cold attitude unless you're, of course, a Big Issue
pet like Big Gob Billie Bickley. And, she's as
crude as they come!
Worse still, TBI now only gives five lousey free
copies to new vendors when at one time they gave
such vendors ten. The Big Issue is the most tight-
fisted and greedy outfit you’d ever want to deal
with. Money, money, money, and more money
- for nonstop Bird big profits - is all that they really
care about! Big Issue vendors are like down-
trotten migrant workers being exploited every
day by the ilk of the Bird bosses and their
little Vauxhall underlings and paid minions.
Yet Another Lost Alocholic Soul Inside
Today's "Bloody Broken Britain."
I'm back from Radio 4 and so I can now
finish this story from yesterday of "Dark
Sightings At The Big Issue." Watching the
comings and goings at Vauxhall showed how
The Big Issue has gotten its money act down
to pat. Street folkz seem to be beholden to the
vile Bird Brothers all because there is no-
body to compete against them and their
street rag. They have a business monopoly
that needs to be challenged at every level.
The problem is there is no one person or
organization with the resources and
knowhow to take The Big Issue on.
Redneck John Anthony Bird and Peewee
Peter Bird are like feudal lords that
makes them a law unto themselves at
the expense of the homeless at every
turn. But like all things, The Big Issue
will come to end and die and be forgotten
sooner or later. Its long troubled history
and background will eventually cripple
it completely. They've had a good run
of 20 years and it is time for others to
have their say and way over the ilk of
the odious Bird Brothers, I really do be-
lieve. Will such happen? Let's hope so!!
Someone asked me the other day if I had
anything good to say about The Big Issue?
Absolutely not, since I no longer have any
stake in its well-being since vile Peter Bird
took my pitch away from me and killed it
out of his sheer spite against me. So no, I
will never have another word to say good
about him or The Big Issue rag! Never!
They badmouth me and call me every
nasty name under the sun all the time
and I consider that a compliment! I
don't need or want their praise and
they're sure not going to get any from
me ... Unless they change their ways
toward me for the better which is very
doubtful. They've dug their own graves,
haven't they? Suuuuure have!
Oh, and incidentally, I've already
written the redneck's obit entitled
"His Gift of the Gab Couldn't Save Him."
As for the dark sightings, I am glad to
record what I saw although only a tiny
bit of the 70+ photos I took have I shown
you all. But those photos will, from time
to time, appear on my growing
blog - allaboutthebigissue!!
Do a good deed today, Uncle Monty.
+Rt. Rev'd Thomas Bray (bcp), 2011.
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Monday Morning at The Big Issue HQ at around 5:45am.

Next Part 2: Big Slob At The Big Issue.
The burglar alarm went off and never seemed
to stop as the female staffer had also had difficulty
opening the staff door when she arrived for work.
Every body was late along with one big slob
confronting me about my camera flash having
gone off, so he claimed. He was lying thru his
dirty teeth and bad mouth, was he ...
More next week on the big, bad slob
at The Big Issue ...
British Honours.
By Lord Leonard Carr, KLO., M.D.
Edited By Uncle Monty.
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Tsunami of Homeless People.
By Alex Albion.
"so john bird of the big issue declares we're in for a
possible "tsunami of homeless." the problem with
bird is that his big issue profits from the homeless.
the more homeless, the more money he makes off
their backs by selling the big issue that brings them
peanuts while bird and his vauxhall gang continue
to make money hand over fist.
"many rough sleepers in london are eu and/or immigrant
people who have brought the problem of homelessness to
even a greater degree than it was a decade ago. big issue
vendors are now more likely to be foreigners today than
home grown. thus any so-called "tsunami of homeless"
stems directly from the impact of mass immigration
and unskilled foreigners clamouring to our shores.
"what john bird says is self-serving, of course. the big
issue has done absolutely nothing to stem the grow-
ing tide of homelessness for the past 20 years of its
commercial existence at the expense of the homeless.
"what needs to be done is to round up those homeless
who are not british citizens and shipped back to
where they originally come from - asap. such then
would see a dramatic decline in foreign and immigrant
rough sleepers and make way for helping those home-
less that come from our own shores!! BRAVO.
"p.s: i'm an ex-big issue street vendor who was sus-
pended last year by the ilk of the bird brothers ...
alex albion.
London threatened by tsunami of homeless,
says Big Issue founder. By Mark Blunden.
He represents many African immigrants, like
him as shown below, in the UK today who have
become a big burden and have aggravated the
problem of homelessness and rough sleeping in
London over the past decade while British homeless
charities have cleaned up with millions of quids
in free government money to so-call "combat
rough sleeping and homelessness." Now those
same charities are crying like spoiled bratz due
to the tough and needed cutbacks by the
Coalition Government to amend the deliberate
waste and irrational spending by the previous
vile Labour governments under then hideous
and false prophet Tony Blair and then followed
by the nation's biggest and worst Labour moron
and clown - Gordon Brown.
Under both of them, New Labour spent £15
BILLION per annum to support their wicked
socialist and class war agenda to flood Britain with
their mass African immigration of millions to out-
right swamp and curse the UK with them. Hence,
the dramatic increases of immigrant rough
sleeping and piles more of homelessness.
Not to mention, of course, our prisons and
mental wards are now full of these immigrants,
too! Along with menacing Muslims all over the
place that New Labour also purposely let in.
We're now stuck with the ravages of sick
multiculturalism, even if folkz like Angela
Merkel and David Cameron now declare
such an "ism" is broke. The fallout, among
other negative things inside Broken Britain
is more homelessness and rough sleeping
all over the place by useless immigrants
and unwanted EU foreigners in the UK.
Visit Lambeth's Archbishop's Park to
see such folkz there every day ...
"The Big Issue (under the Bird Brothers)
have done absolutely nothing to help stem the
growing tide of homelessness in the 20 years
of its existence." Says Uncle Monty ...
Big Issue Scotland Poses With Peewee Peter
Bird and Cold-Face John Duffy, Who Is Now
An Unemployed Ex-Big Issue Staffer. His Once
Quaint Quote Declared: "Big Issue Has Always Been
There For Me." But Not So This Time, Ah, Pal? ...
The Roddicks In Their Glory Days:
Anita & Gordon.
SORRY! I'M NOW DEAD ... Anita.
Damn The Dead Dame. By Uncle Monty.
What's the big idea? By Gordon Roddick.
Will She Growup To Be Homeless?
Good Question, Sir!
Will He Be Homeless When He Growsup?
Good Question, Mate!
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Q: What Was The White Truck KX57 ZBO
doing outside the Vauxhall Big Issue HQ at
5:45am while the vile Bird Brothers them-
selves tossed and turned in their sleep at
their alleged fancy domiciles?
A: Coming Soon ...
Read Uncle Monty's
story now ready ...
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Old Git.

More Bullshit From Old & Tiresome
Redneck Anthony John Bird.
By Uncle Monty.
Additional Story By John McLean.
Graphics By Alex Albion.
Along with his intention of always grabbing
money off the backs of the homeless, redneck
Anthony John Bird of The Big Issue is always
seeking to grab headlines for himself by
making provocative and bullshit statements
that are first designed solely to call media
and public attention to himself. His
ridiculous pronouncements knows no
bounds it seems from such an old and
tiresome git that Anthony has increas-
ingly become for us all to see. If you take
away his stupid messages, the messenger
looks even more stupid and pathetic
does the old Bird git. Here then
is the latest from that old git ...
'Machine-gun students', says top publisher.
Jonross Swaby – EXCLUSIVE.
My First Job: John Bird, founder of 'The Big
Issue', recalls his days as a bean-canner at
H.J Heinz factory in Harlesden.
'We wanted to destroy capitalism'
Interview by Jonathan Sale.
Trust In Him Only, Uncle Monty.
+Eve of Candlemas: The Presentation
of Christ in The Temple, 2011.
Bought my last Big Issue.
By John McLean.
Edited By Uncle Monty.
The only time I didn't buy the magazine is when I've
been homeless myself. I used to work with well paid
people who never bought the magazine, and constantly
questioned me as to why I did. My workmates attitude
made me feel they were privileged and right-wing and
ignorant. I gave them two reasons - firstly, it is a good
magazine for the price, secondly, I thought one day
I would be homeless and perhaps reliant
on it for survival.
I was living rough for a bit recently and got a bit ill,
so I'm staying in someone's home. Coincidentally, I also
got some cash so I feel like a millionaire since I'm able
to pay my way for the first time in ages, and maybe
that is affecting my thinking. I just saw John Bird
'founder and editor-In-chief of the Big Issue' being
interviewed by Andrew Marr on BBC News 24.
My impression was he was the most self-righteous,
self-promoting Hitlerian frauds I have ever heard.
My impression was he was one of those people who
get involved in 'good causes' simply to boost their
own public image, to look down on those people he
has conned. Like a merchant banker who throws a
fiver into a beggars hat just to impress his date ....
Below: Uncle Monty in one of the last photos of him
at his Big Issue pitch, before vile Peewee Peter Bird
coldly suspended him after 5 years! What A Bastard?
Vendor Award. By Uncle Monty.
Last time I mentioned the topic of web awards,
but soon after I also wondered what had ever
happened to the so-called "Vendor Award"
that was to be given to winning Big Issue vendors
under the sponsorship of Cadbury's then chairman
Sir John Sunderland. With the usual fanfare that
soon typically fizzles out at The Big Issue, I've
seen no mention of such street vendors being
given such an award of late. If you are vendor,
please inform me if you've received such an
award from The Big Issue in the last six months.
Then there is the story of The Big Issue
bragging about its street banners in which
vendors could setup the banners, like
Whirligigs, at his or her pitch to attract
more attention to him or her selling The Big
Issue. Whatever happened to those banners,
I wonder? It was probably another brainless
scheme by the Bird Brother scumbagz!!
Wherever they show their ugly faces, they
create trouble for others like me. Now
from the past, also read about the old
Bird git in the US of A ...
Street Fight:
Homeless papers ready for turf war.
By Queena Sook Kim.
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Game Over, Hosni. By Uncle Monty.
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