Stole Xmas. By Uncle Monty.

How Peter & John Bird Stole My Christmas Tree.
By Uncle Monty. Blog Graphics By Alex Albion.
Dear Monty: Feel free to use the latest about Colin
James III or "CJ3" for your exposé of him:
More on Colin James III : This is a discussion on
more on Colin James III within the Eiffel forums in
Programming Languages category; It has been reported
that Colin James III, who accused prominent members
of OO community of being "fake scientists" several years
ago, has become a complete failure in life, an alcoholic
drunkard, he lost several frivolous lawsuits, and his BSAM
pseudo-invention has been firmly rejected by the business
community. He is now accusing of raping a boy in a troubled
youth center, which would not be surprising given his un-
healthy interest in homosexuality and paedophilia. Thank-
fully, the Eiffel community has rejected Colin James III.
This article intends to inform other newsgroups about
the true nature of this creep. Warrants against ...
Those idiots in London have fallen for all the crap he's given
them about you. Whatever the big issue is, they need to
rectify what they've done aganist you all because all of the
sick troll CJ3. Hang in there Monty. You have alot more
friends than you think. Don't let anybody steal
your Christmas. Blessing Fr. Mike.
This should help you to explain to others what a
creep and crank Colin James, III, truly is even
back from 1995:
Now back to the main story "How Peter
& John Bird Stole My Xmas Tree."
With Help From The Colorado Cunt.
By Uncle Monty.
Christmas is the only time of the year that most
street vendors can make any real money by
selling The Big Issue. At no other time during
the year do most vendors earn much more than
peanuts compared to the greedy operators of
Peter and John Bird of The Big Issue.
And, so it’s Christmastide again with Advent
now here. But for me I have been deprived this
Christmas by the vile Bird Brothers from selling
The Festive Edition of The Big Issue for the first
time in 5 years at my pitch at London’s
Covent Garden. Why? Yes, why? Oh, why?
The Vile Bird Brothers of The Big Issue.
It all stemmed from May, when the Colorado
Cunt called Colin James, III., or better known
as the vicious and malicious “CJ3” of Loveland,
Colorado, USA. He is the 60 year-old cunt who
deliberately contacted The Big Issue with his
usual cunning intent of harming me by telling
Peter and John Bird all the sordid details he
could about me regarding my sins from
my long days in America.
An unconvicted criminal cyber stalker of me
for over 12 years, CJ3 is best known for being
publicly labelled as the internet's “1996 Kook
of the Year.” He is also a bogus “Episcopal
cleric” who goes around calling himself “The
Right Reverend Joseph Colin James, III.”
He uses fake names and fake positions
like also calling himself a "Press Officer."
He is basically an evil character who delights
in doing the most bizarre and unChristian
deeds against those who are on his sick "Hit
List" like me of the past decade or more.
I’m No. 1 on his criminal cyber stalking.
The Beulah Hill Man, Says It All
About "The Big Issue," Doesn't He?

No sooner had the evil CJ3 contacted The
Big Issue, in stepped peewee Peter Bird,

the lousey brother of big mouth co-founder
John Bird, by declaring I was suspended “for
bringing The Big Issue into disrepute.” All
that Peewee Peter did was to do the dirty
bidding of diobolical Colin James, III.,
the Colorado cunt.
Although I had done absolutely nothing
wrong in the UK, or at my beloved Big Issue
pitch, Peter and John Bird acted like judge,
jury, and executioner of me without even
offering me a chance to appeal against their

callous and arbitrary decision to take away
my pitch of five years good standing. What
the Bird Brothers also did was to throw away
all of my good customers and then deprive
me as an old age pensioner (or senior citizen)
of not only making supplemental income but
also the joy and the mêlée of being active and

productive in my old age at my pitch. What
CJ3 and the Bird Brothers have tried to do
is to murder my very soul!!
Joseph Colin James, III, Didn't Even Mourn The Death of His 93 Year-Old Dad. That's How Evil He Really Is!

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Now Peter and John Bird, with the conniving
help of the evil cunt CJ3, have in affect stole my
Christmas Tree for 2010. Stole your Christmas
Tree? Yes, they’ve stole my good Christmas from

me by still refusing to restore my Big Issue
pitch to me at this Christmastide. You see for
most Big Issue vendors their only Christmas
Tree is what they make from those who take
perhaps more pity on them during the
season of goodwill and peace on earth.
But no matter what The Bird Brothers have
done to me or the demon CJ3, I believe God
will eventually intervene against those venomous

three – Colin James, III, Peter Bird, and John
Bird. I pray God will strike them down, espec-
ially the Colorado’s criminal and wicked
stalker CJ3. As the old Chinese poverb
goes: "I cry, while my enemies gloat!!"
If there is a moral here, then two wrongs don’t
make a right. I have been wronged by what

both CJ3 and the Bird Borthers have done to
me and so two wrongs don’t make a right. The
Colorado cunt rejoices as ususal along with his
new UK pals called the greedy and unjust
Bird Brothers.
Peewee Peter Bird of The Big Issue.

Sometime in the upcoming New Year 2011,
I shall write an in-depth and revealing story
all about Colin James, III or CJ3 or The

Colorado Cunt. No doubt he’ll try to take
steps to prevent my story appearing online
with his litigious background of suing others

left right and centre over many years in
the States. His dad, the late 93 year-old
Colin James, Jr., who died in April 15 - also

known in the US as "Tax Day" - of this
year and who was, I am told, a disbarred
Colorado lawyer, imbued his evil son CJ3
into suing others even though he, CJ3,
was unfit to be trained as an Yankee
lawyer himself. More then about

CJ3 in 2011.
I might add here, however, the views
of two others who have known the infamy
and treachery for years of the evil Joseph
Colin James, III., of Loveland, Colorado,
For example, Autocephalous Archbishop Colin
Guthrie of Colorado once describled CJ3 as “the

living Shame of America.” For years and years,
the Colorado cunt has criminally-harassed the
good archbishop and gotten away with it for
years. The kind orthodox archbishop first knew
of Colin James, III, when he, CJ3, was a student
at Colorado College at Colorado Springs in the
mid-1970's. Much earlier, the cunt had attend-
ed the then posh Phillips Exeter Acadamy
of New Hampshire.
Then we have Father Tony Begonja of
Dallas who has also been a long time victim of
CJ3’s perpetual lawsuits and threats against

him and again a non-stop avalanche of his
criminal abuse. They, the fine archbishop
Guthrie and the independent Catholic priest
Begonja, are classic CJ3 victims that feeds
the mental and distrubed psychic fodder of
Joseph Colin James III’s insane hatred and
attacks against those who he percieves to be
“perverts” or “queers." One wonders out
loud what Colin James, III, has hidden in
his own warped closet? I think I now know!
One thing is certain, CJ3 is a pathological and
pathetic creature who is also distinctly anti-
British to his evil core. This is also the same
evil Colorado cunt that is now endeared by
the Bird Brothers of The Big Issue!!
I absolutely refuse to be intimidated or silenced
by the criminal stalker CJ3 no matter if he
tries to have my blog disabled or by threats

of his to again go to court to shut me up against
him. Go ahead, you Colorado Cunt!! I don’t give
a damn anymore of what you seeks to do to me.
I’m too old now to care or to be worried about

your venom and evil anymore. You'll be age 61
come Janurary 19th, 2011. Isn't it time to for

you to stop hurting others anymore? And yes
has I write about your evil life, it's also
America's Thanksgiving Day. Such represents
the best that is America. While you represent
the very worst that is the USA today.
No wonder you're an American cunt!!
Not So Happy Thanksgivingread more WorldNews.com
By Dallas Daring.
In the meantime, CJ3 and the Bird Brothers
can now take great satisfac
tion in having now
destroyed my Big Issue Christmas sales and

for having with intent and purpose simply stole
my Christmas Tree with pride and conceit.
God damn you three and He will ...
I spit in their big smirking faces, Uncle Monty.
+Thanksgiving Day, USA.
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Against Leprosy. By Uncle Monty.

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Death Log. By Uncle Monty.

Homeless Death Log.
By Uncle Monty at Geneva.
Photo & Graphics By Alex Albion.
More than 150 homeless persons passed away
at the British capital of London during 2010.
Not only are their names listed herein for the
homeless death log of mine and for the public
record, but also to memorialize them like
they should be.
I am most grateful to my good friend Alastair
Murray for giving me access to all of this year’s
names that had earlier been publicly marked at
the 18th Annual Commemoration Service to the
Homeless Dead at London’s famed St. Martin-in-
the-Fields, which I, among some other 250 to 300
persons, attended on Remembrance Day, 2010.
The names listed are in alphabetical order. I so
wished I had more information about their age,
where they were born, the cause of their death,
their birth dates, and where they are buried today.
Such information may help those who seek to find
out about the homeless person’s life and circum-
stances for personal reasons of being family
or friends of these listed herein.
:: A ::
Anthony Adez ~ Chris Adsett ~ Steven Ahmed
Abu Ali ~ Andrew Allen ~ Christian Allen
Christopher Armstrong ~ Gary Arthy ~ Jackie
Ashton ~ Dean Audain ~ Dominic Azzopardi
:: B ::
Gary Bailey ~ Raymond Barber ~ Derek Belcher
David Binger ~ Jeff Black ~ Susan Blofeld
Mark Buller ~ Glen Burkett ~ Mark Burney
:: C ::
Paul Cairns ~ Patrick Campion ~ Emily Carter
Phillip Cavin ~ Peter Chamant ~ Norma Clements
Brenda Cox ~ Caroline Coyle ~ Mark Curtis
Ian Curtis
:: D ::
Tom Dale ~ Billy Defraine ~ John Derrane
Mark Dixon ~ Wlliam Donaldson
Chrissy Donovan ~ George Doyle
:: E ::
Derek Eames ~ Mark Edwards
William Edwards (aka Dodger)
:: F ::
Graham Fagan ~ Kenneth Fagen ~ Kevin
Fallon ~ Vincent Fearon ~ Tony Fiasia
Matthew Folan ~ Michael Fuller
:: G ::
Kimberley Gale ~ Alan Gardner
Sinead Garvey ~ Leon Gibbons
David Gibson ~ Paul Gilbert
Joseph (Joey) Greaney
Joan Greenaway ~ Mark Greenfield
Theresa Grimes
:: H ::
David Hannington ~ Alan Harris ~ John
Hay ~ Thomas Herman ~ Michael Hickey
Derek Hiscock ~ Jeffrey Hobman
Adriana Hubert ~ Thariq Huniashi
Craig Hunter ( aka Chuckie)
:: I ::
Clifford Ingleton
:: J ::
Nigel Jabri ~ Ballor Jallah ~ Colin Jarrett
Margaret Jones ~ Bernie Jordan
:: K ::
Michael John Kelly ~ James Kennedy
Patrick Kiely ~ Dacosta Kindonga
Alan King ~ Zadzislaw Kusnierz
Fuaad Kuulle
:: L ::
Ken Ladinde ~ Mark Laverty
Jake Levine ~ Grayzna Lewandowska
:: M ::
Jose Macedo ~ Michael Malone ~ Joan
Manuel ~ Edward Marshall ~ David
Martindale ~ Anthony Mathis ~ Neil
Matthews ~ Sherry Amanda May
Gavin Mayers ~ Harry McCafferty
John McConville ~ Michael McDaid
John McLaughlin ~ Ricardo Medina
Terry Meggatt ~ Margaret Meikle
Sarah Morgan ~ Stuart Murphy
:: N ::
Sachida Narayan ~ Paul Neve
George Noskov
:: O ::
Laura O’Connor ~ Patrick O’Connor
Cornelius O’Reagan ~ Michael (Noel)
O’Sullivan ~ Ola Odulaja ~ Chinyere Ogu
Christine O'Mahoney ~ Sonia Orfin
Stephen Orr
:: P ::
Cheryl Parker ~ Brian Parker ~ Dilip
Patel ~ Dean Peat ~ Robert Piatek
Margaret Piggott ~ Paula Pirrie
Danny Pitcher ~ Volidia Popadinets
Glen Porrett ~ Darren Portwood
:: Q ::
John Quinlan
:: R ::
Stephen Reeves ~ Patrick Roe
Andrew (Lou) Russell ~ Tony Ryder
:: S ::
Robert Scott ~ Alan Searle
Robert Shipman ~ Leanne Shirton
Ian Simpson ~ Courtney Smith
Dorothy Smith ~ Jack Sparrow
Patricia Stone
:: T ::
Nigel Taylor ~ Lionel Thompson
John Tipping ~ David Titcombe
Nathaniel Titus-Glover
Glenn Travers ~ Michael Tubb
:: U ::
Jacek Urban
:: V ::
:: W ::
Sam Ward ~ Stephen Weir
Ray Weston
:: Y ::
Dinah Youzel
:: X ::
:: Z ::
Iga Zubkow ~ George Zulu
Robert Bernard Stevenson,
Homeless Supporter ~ Barney
Bonner, Homeless Volunteer
I welcome all other names not included here
of those you know or someone who died this
year as a homeless person at anywhere in the
UK. I will add the person’s name to an new
and updated deathlog I will present later. Dur-
ing the upcoming year of 2011, I would also
wish the names of those who pass away during
the year. Such persons do not have to be Big Issue
vendors to be listed. Any homeless person who has
died will be listed no matter the circumstances of
their death. If the cause of death is known, the age
of the person, and where they are from, then please
include such information. Contact:
Just back from Geneva!! But thingz are still
running abit late ... Now back at homebase,
I'll add more names in the homeless death
log once new names become available to me.
I will also have some thoughts about Francis
Ngwenya (shown above) at a later date. He
was one of my fellow Big Issue vendors until
odious Peter and John Bird of The Big Issue
suspended me for "bringing The Big Issue
into disrepute." Utter Bird garbage, of course!
It's now 6 months almost to the day that pee-
wee Peter Bird did what he did to me at The Big
Issue HQ at London's Vauxhall in May. I also
note the sad death of Sherry Amanda May
- listed at the death log under "M" names -
who I quizzed after The Big Issue did a centre
page spread on her street friend Anne Marie
Hodgson, who stopped by at my Long Arce
pitch quite frequently as a rough sleeper that
she is and not exactly a young woman to
beat the outdoor weather conditions that
she's endured for years at 7/24. She told
me the article in The Big Issue about her
didn't help her one bit. So Anne Marie is
still homeless, so I gather, on the cold streets
of London even after two years since they
wrote that big spread all about her!! Hope-
fully, she will not die on the streets, too.
As for me, I'm still seething then
at the bastard Bird Brothers,
Uncle Monty. + St. Cecilla, 2010.
2011 Royal Wedding. By Uncle Monty.
From Brian & Veronica Molley.
"Bloody shame what Big Issue has seen fit to do.
You were the best vendor of them all. We miss
you Monty. Veronica and me will NEVER again
buy any Big Issue now we know what has happ-
ened to you. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER again will
we give Big Issue any of our money. We are sorry
for you even with the bitter tittle-tattle about
you from Big Issue servants in Covent Garden.
They speak from the devil’s mouth. Veronica
and me refuse to speak to the vendors we now
see near your old patch in Long Acre. You have
character and class, they don’t. Crude they
are in our minds."
"Come around to visit us soon Monty. You’re
always welcome you know that. We’ll have
your Christmas present ready quite soon.
Veronica and me say God Bless YOU, our old
friend. Big Issue is no friend of us or you. We
pray for you Monty for your safe keeping and
good health. We hope to see you very soon.
God damn Big Issue today tomorrow and until
the day it falls away. We think it is bound to
fall or at least we hope it will soon."
Respectfully, B & V. 21/11/2010.
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Homeless. By Uncle Monty.

They Died Homeless.
By Uncle Monty.
Photos By Alex Albion.
Death makes us all homeless whether we
have a home or not during our earthly life.
We all then find a new and permanent home
either at our grave or at our cremation
that then becomes timeless or forever
and a day.
The New Music Group w/Caroline Griffin,
John Deacon, and Alastair Murray.
Death has been on my mind for the past few weeks
due to writing firstly about the awful death of
my dear friend Pravin Mandalia and secondly
about Anita Roddick, the late greedy green
goddess and money worshipper known as
“The Dame of The Body Shop.”
Beyond her, my mind this past week then
became focussed on the homeless dead as I
attended the 18th Annual Commemoration
Service to them held as always at the renowned
Anglican and restored St. Martin-in-the-Fields
at London’s Traflagar Square.
Placing Peace Doves on St. Martin's Tapestry.
From the lovely instrumentation of The New
Music Group to the kind words of friendship
spoken by Roger Shaljean at his reading of his
late wife Kath’s poem – “The Blanket of Friends”
- to the biblical sounds of Father Pradraig Regan
and the splendid reading of Romans 8.35-39
by Major Valerie Mercer, Chaplain, London’s
Booth House, The Salvation Army, all really
gave this year’s Service of Commemoration to
the Homeless Dead a very special robe of respect.
I was truly impressed and quietly moved as I sat
with the gathering of perhaps 250 to 300 other
persons also present with me. Such was a very
far cry from the mercantile, godless, and left-
wing political owners of The Big Issue that
really don’t care a damn about the homeless
living or the homeless dead despite the fancy
words coming out of the lousey mouths of
crummy Peter and John Bird of The Big Issue.
No wonder the homeless service has never in-
vite them to participate at St. Martin’s. I cer-
tainly would never invite The Bird Brothers
that's for sure!!
Major Valerie Mercer, Chaplain, London's
Booth House, The Salvation Army.
Four blocks of names of the homeless dead
were read out with great care. This year’s
list of names was thankfully much less than
in previous years, although any list is al-
ways too long of those without a home at
their death on the streets, or at the hostel,
or at the hospital, or at some horrible
accident, or worse still at their murder!!
St. Martin's Priest-in-Charge Rev'd
Richard Carter, who officiated at service.
Without wanting to sound over monument-
alized and repetitious, I again call for a National
Homelessness Day in the UK and aside from
the recognised Homeless Sunday that is
annually-held at the last Sunday of each
January by a growing number of British
Churches and active faith groups.
St. Martin's Restoration Cost £36 million
(US$57 million) and shown herein is a
lovely example of such that graced the
Commemoration Service for the
Homeless Dead, 2010.
Lovely Sally Leigh with Uncle Monty (shown
below) at London's St. Martin-in-the-Fields.
Sally, who represents the Christain ministry
of Housing Justice, beautifully read a block of
names during the interdenominational service.
It was good to see Sally again, I must say!!
I didn’t recognise this time any representative,
if any, from The Big Issue at the service. The last
time I was there, Big Issue staffer Steve Farrell
Wood was also there, but only to fall asleep during
the service to the homeless dead despite him

having been homeless and a Big Issue vendor he
obviously just didn’t care a hoot. I saw four or
so vendors and ex-vendors present at this year’s
90 minute service. I also saw there one so-called
“de-badge” Big Issue vendor, who happened to
be me due entirely to cold sods Peter and John
Bird of The Big Issue. At the service and at the
post-service reception, three or four folkz
stopped me to tell me that they’d already heard
or read of what The Bird Brothers had done so
callously to me of now some 6 months ago. I'm
still waiting in vain for my Long Acre pitch to
be restored to me!! But it looks like Christmas
will come and go without any godly goodness
coming from The Bird Brothers to me. One
guy after the service almost spit at the
disrespected name of John Bird!! I felt
like doing it myself, too.
Ireland's young (and homeless) flee abroad as
economic meltdown looms. Many young people
are seeking to emigrate rather than face a life of
hardship as the republic lurches towards financial
collapse. By David Sharrock in Dublin.
Always respecting the living and
homeless dead, Uncle Monty.
+Remembrance Sunday, 2010.

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After the St. Martin Service, I later spent the even-
ing at the also deeply Anglican Order of St. Lazarus
Concert at Cadogan Hall to raise funds against the
scourge of leprosy, which affects about 15 million
people around the globe. While I missed meeting
Sir Anthony and Lady Readon Smith, who had
already gone home by the end of the concert, I
was fortunate to spend sometime instead with the
Grand Prior of the Order, the Rt. Hon. 13th Lord
Ferrers, P.C. Along with the Chaplain-General
Rev’d Canon David Skeoch, the Archdeacon of
Plymouth Rev'd Ian Calders, Orion conductor
Toby Purser, and Bulgaria’s leading concert
pianist Valentina Seferinova, who was brillant
and passionate as she played at the grand piano
at the guilded Cadogan Hall. What a fabulous
evening I had!! Praise the Good Lord ...
Poppy Day. By Uncle Monty.

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In Memoriam. By Uncle Monty.

Pravin Naran Mandalia.
In Memoriam ~ By Uncle Monty.
Graphics By Alex Albion
Pravin Mandalia was the total opposite to the
godless swines Peter and John Bird of The Big
Issue. Pravin was full of grace and caring, too,
while the Bird Brothers are again the total
I first met Pravin Mandalia on the first day of
my Long Acre Big Issue pitch just a month before
Britain’s 7/7 jihadist attack that killed 52 innocent
people on the London Transport in 2005.
Pravin welcomed me to my pitch and assured me
that he was there to be of help. He worked just
a few doors away from my Big Issue spot.
Born at Kenya’s second largest city of Mombasa
at where Obama’s own father was also born,
Pravin was of deep and proud Hindu stock.
He later settled in London in 1980 with his dear
wife Sagoonia and their beloved son Neil. He soon
established his own thriving business as a master
tailor that he was. He also tailored suits, I
believe, for HRH Prince Charles among his
many other important customers. I have
since contacted the prince's office informing
them of Pravin's passing on Tuesday - All Souls'
Day - after he succumbed to lung cancer at his
age of 57. He leaves behind a truly grieving
family and many sad and good friends
that also includes me.
But what I liked best about this wonderful man
I knew was that I could trust him with my own
life!! Pravin Mandalia was that kind of human-
being so rare to find. He never spoke of politics,
religion, gossip, or vulgarity, did good Pravin to
me. He also looked alot younger than in his years
of age late fifties and in his features he showed
an handsomeness and good upbringing to say
the least. His dignity, too, gave full meaning.
How blessed I was to have known him and
how lucky I was to have had him as my very
first Big Issue friend at London’s Long Acre.
As he was dying, I never told Pravin of what
Peter and John Bird had done to me for he
was too ill, I felt, to tell him of my own pain
that the Bird Brothers have deliberately in-
flicted upon me all because of the wicked and
poisonous troll from Loveland, Colorado, telling
them so much nasty stuff all about me out of the
creep's long spiteful and cunning revenge against
me. The Bird Brothers are now no better than
the Colorado creep, who has stalked me now for
12 years without yet being criminally-charged.
Aside from those venomous creatures, my
memory of Pravin Mandalia will always be
good with my high respect for him. As soon as
I was contacted by The Mandalia Family about
Pravin’s final sad death, I sent simple words of
mourning in my open condolence to them,
which read:

"It is with much personal sadness that I hear of
the passing of Pravin, a man of so much grace
and integrity that I so admired the more I
knew him. He was also a gentleman of thrift
and work ethic of the like we see less and less
thesedays. Pravin also upheld the tradition
of family life and hard work."
"I shall always remember the day I first
photographed him dressed impeccably with
the poise and self-assurance of a man from
the old world of good manners and cultured
speech. His face became the true picture
of him with that genteel smile that
only he could give. Wonderful!!"
"Our world isn't the same with dear Pravin
now gone. I salute him in my heart and mind.
I only wish i had gotten to know him better,
but i am so glad to have known in the last
few years of his worthy life."
"I pray the Good Lord will shine his radiant
light upon him and give him everlasting
peace in the name of the Father
and the Son. +Amen."
"My condolences I send with a tear
of remembrance of him. Bless,
Pravin ... Indeed!!"
Truly, Monty.
+Eve of Guy Fawkes Night, 2010.
"(The) Service of Commemoration for people who have died
homeless this year will be held at St. Martin-in-the-Fields,
Trafalgar Square, London, on 11th Nov. 2010, at 11.30am.
The Service of Commemoration is held annually at
Martin-in-the-Fields during Remembrance Week to
remember those who have died homeless or who are
known to all the many homelessness agencies working
in London. All are welcome to attend," writes
Alastair Murray and Jo Pearce.
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At The Requiem Mass of
Geraldine Shiners (1946-2010).
Anita Roddick: Damn The Dead Dame.
By Uncle Monty. Read more about The
Body Shop's greedy Dame Anita Roddick,
whose hubby Gordon was co-founder of The
Big Issue in 1991 with big shyster John Bird.
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Dame. By Uncle Monty.


Anita Roddick: Damn The Dead Dame.
By Uncle Monty.
Graphics & Writeovers
By Alex Albion.
From reading the newspaper obituaries you’d think
she was some sort of true goddess, but Dame Anita
Roddick was little more than a hard-nosed money
worshipper who rarely, if ever, prayed to God while
she was yet alive because she really thought she was
a “real” goddess. A three-legged female rat could
have come closer to that than Anita any day.
She was all politically correct in her public persona
and so she was adored for all the wrong reasons
as she made piles of money of which she gave some
to John Bird to start The Big Issue with her hubby
Gordon Roddick at the very start of the English
Then suddenly a couple of years ago, Anita Roddick
unexpectedly dropped dead from some sort of brain
hemorrhage. Pooooooooor thing!! Before her death,
she’d disposed of some £51 million (or almost 100
million US dollars) to reduce what ever death tax
that might have been due on her greedy estate.
"But I Can Be So Nice When I Want To Be," So
The Big Issue's Hatchet Woman Sam Woolock
(Shown Below) Could Well Say. She Was Cer-
tainly Nice To Dame Anita Roddick as the dame
played "homelessness" outside of London's Covent
Garden Tube Station at the behest, I suspect,
of always Big Headed John Bird .

The Big Issue's "Hatchet Women” Sam Woolock
spent a few nights rough sleeping with Anita
at Covent Garden. Never at a loss to boost her
squeaky clean business image, the dame got her-
self a big sleeping bag and well-wrapped clothes
to bed down with some real street folks like
Sam, who once told me abit about her stay on
the street with Anita in toe. It was all a put up
job, if you will, for the public image of The Big
Issue and of The Body Shop! It also gave a
needed PR boost for The Roddick’s so-called
“philanthropy credentials” for sure and pro-
socialist crap that she, Gordon, and Bird so
much believe in. Such was done not for the
homeless per se, but for the self-promotion
and public glory of The Roddicks and, of
course, always for Bird himself. Such only
helps him bank more dough for himself and
The Big Issue. Sam Woolock was completely
out of her depth among such parasites, I am
sure. Whatever, the women bed down for
the night and it seems Anita was there more
to call attention to her "good" deed than con-
structively helping the homeless on the
streets at a real practical and meaningful
level. It's called "grand standing" or more
bluntly "BS" and Anita Roddick and her
pally pal John Bird, an ex-Trotskyite of
sorts, were conniving masters at that and
at the expense of the homeless, always.
As Promised, Here Below Is The Picture of Muslim
James Caan, Chairman of The Big Issue Foundation,
Offering To Buy Baby Sara During His Recent Visit
To His Native Pakistan. He's Excused Himself By
Saying He Reacted To Emotion, Not To His Offer
To Purchase Baby Sara. Sorry, Mate, You're A
Low-Life Scumbag To Even Think of Making Such
An Offer For A Baby In The First Place. Emotion
or Not! We Don't Go Around Offering To Buy
Babies, Even If YOU DO ... Damn You!!
Please let me now return to Dame Anita Roddick.
All the obits in the British press at her death was
uncritically praiseworthy for the dead dame.
Except one John Entine of The Daily Mail.
Even before they had entombed the dame
at her Jewish burial spot, John Entine blew
away all the praise of all those other nice
obits about Anita. He didn't hesitate to tell
us about the real Lady Roddick and her long
history of being first and foremost a natural
liar during her multimillionaire business life.
She was the only knighted dame of The Big
Issue was she. Her fame or infamy rests upon
her business craftiness called The Body Shop with
her hubby Gordon Roddick, who is still alive as the
co-founder of The Big Issue in 1991 with the
now big nobody and big ass John Bird.
The Roddicks were in fact the “sugar babies”
behind John Bird who soon reduced his Commie
revolutionary rhetoric from his prison days to
gobble up the freebie money given him from
them. Such money also soon corrupted him into
becoming a greedy corporate animal and not the
political Commie that he once aspired to be. He
became, instead, a pinstriped-suit Champagne
Socialist that he is today. Yes sir, John Bird soon
figured on what side his bread was buttered on.
And The Roddicks for years kept dishing out plenty
of good Irish–made butter for him to go along with
Bird's working class Anglo-Irish background
and rough London Paddington upbringing.
Paul O'Grady Says: "F**K THE "PIG" ISSUE.
The Daily Mail's John Entine went for Anita's jugular
vein like she was still alive, though now dead, and told
everybody that the dame was a little lady who started
out in the 1970's at Brighton, a seaside town of many
gays on the coast of the English Channel by selling body
lotions she'd found by good chance at San Francisco
and then shipped such to England after re-
branding the stock as her own lotions, which they
were not! Ethical business practices aside, Anita
Roddick ruled the roost at gay Brighton with her
first copycat store called The Body Shop that
would eventually span the globe and make
her a multimillionaress and business icon
within a couple of decades with her branded
posh lotions and all that she’d originally found at
San Francisco’s "Body Shop" which she copied
without the consent, knowledge and/or business
agreement of the Californian sisters who had created
such body lotions and scented soaps in the first place.
All Anita Rodderick did was to re-label their invention
and then claim it as her own by using their American
business name called "The Body Shop" in the UK. The
name "Body Shop" was a play on the name that in Am-
erica means a place where damaged or wreaked cars
can be taken to have car body repairs undertaken.
According to Entine, "Anita went on a buying binge
at The Body Shop store on Union Square in San Francisco.
She walked out with armfuls of hand-cut soaps, lotions and
cosmetics - and a fist full of brochures. Roddick's copycat
shop, opened six years later in UK, knocked off everything
from the (American) business name to the green colour
scheme to the cosmetic lines."
The original US Body Shop brochure noted: "All of our
products are Biodegradable & made to our specifications
(Bottles 20 cents or bring your own)." Anita's version read:
"All our products are biologically soft and made to our
specifications (Bottles 12p, or bring your own)." The original
offered Four O'clock. Astringent Lotion; Anita sold Five
O'clock Astringent Lotion. A particularly telling knock-off
was a still popular facial scrub made from ground adzuki
beans that the UK Body Shop called Japanese Washing
Grains. Anita bragged that she came up with the
idea for it during a sojourn in Asia. Entine didn't
mince his words much like I myself always do, too.
"Natural liar: Anita's products rarely lived up to the image
she promoted Charitable giving? While The Body Shop was
issuing "fact sheets" claiming it "donates an inordinately high
percentage of pre-tax profits to often controversial charitable
campaigns", I contacted the English Charity Commission.
What I discovered made me almost fall off my chair. Over
the first 11 years of its business, The Body Shop made zero
So where does The Big Issue's John Bird fit
into all of this Anita Roddick dirty saga? That's
another story I'm working on right now.
What is certain, however, is that Bird himself
would not be the egoistical and bloated bloke
that he is today had Anita and Gordon
Roddick not hooked up with him when they
did. Or the other way around. For all we know,
John Bird would still be in prison scrubbing cell
block floors or sleeping rough under the bridges
of London without The Roddicks. While his little
asinine brother Pete Bird would probably be work-
ing in a steel factory rallying the labour troops
to strike against today's coalition government
instead of waltzing about every day at The Big
Issue HQ as the little honcho that he really is ...
Yes, the little peanut brother Peter Bird -
who callously and cruelly took away my
five year Big Issue pitch back in May -
is included in the story as one that was seen
but not heard by Dame Anita, who I am told
didn't care much about slimey Pete. Nor did
her hubby Gordon Roddick. When I next see
Peter Bird, I'd like to ask him if it true what I
was told about him and The Roddicks. Doubt
the sod will tell me for fear I'll report what he
says on my megablog ... He's really another
skunk just like is his big brother John!
One thing I've learned by writing this
storyline of mine called "Anita Roddick:
Damn The Dead Dame" is more about the
pathology and psyche of John Bird himself
and his relationship with Anita and Gordon.
Also telling was Bird's overkill in his obit
about Anita's death on the front cover and
the inside spread of The Big Issue. It was
written as if he'd expected she'd remembered
him in her own will and thus more Roddick
money for him and the infernal Big Issue of
his. I hope she didn't leave him one red cent!
I am, by the way, also writing an
unauthorized bio about John Bird
himself and the troubled history of The Big
Issue to conincide with its 20th Anniversay
next year. If you have known him during
the past 2o years or before that, please con-
tact me so that I can interview you either
on or off the record. I seek those who have
worked for him and The Big Issue, those
who know him as a friend or neighbour
or business ally or foe; those who have
been subjected to his bullying and high-
handedness; and those who know his
peanut brother Peter Bird at any point.
Please contact me confidentially at
thebiggerissue@k.st. Thank you!!
Anita Roddick, who I suspect has soon been
forgotten by many after her 2007 death. The location
of her grave site is now a secret, too, and is not listed at
The Dame’s Website.
Anita Roddick: How I became a target for America's zealots.
It's as though these people are desperate to find an enemy
Loved telling you about Anita, Uncle Monty.
+ Eve of Commemoration of All Souls Day, 2010.
I have accepted the invitation to attend tomorrow's
All Souls' Service at Oxford's Pusey House and today
is also All Saints Day - Nov. 1st - and the start of the
new 2011 Church Year and Liturgical Calendar
at Advent Sunday will soon be here ...
"Shut Your Mouth" Was Once Rightly Told Her!
It's your funeral.
White Funeral Day. By Uncle Monty.
The Beatles 50th Anniversay Concert
At The Royal Albert Hall. By Uncle Monty.
Ask The Little Peanut Sod Peter
Bird For The Big Issue Answer!

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