Now For.

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Now For My Holidayz.

By Uncle Monty at Paris.

Graphics By Alex Albion.

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I'm taking a summer break from my blogz, which includes

this one at allaboutthebigissue. I'll be away for a couple

or so weekz unless something dramatically happens. For

instance, if Pigface John Bird should suddenly drop dead or

there's a rowdy staff walkout against The Big Issue or prick

Peter Bird gets in a bad brawl with some vendors, then if

 I know I will then be back at my laptop to report such at

wherever in the world I might happen to be during my 

much needed summer holidayz. Such couldn't have

come at a better time after all of that vile black scum

and white foreign trash went rioting and looting in

London, and elsewhere in Bloody Sick Britain,

for four days of hell and mayhem and beyond ...

Some 3,000 of them, from different parts of  Britain,

 have so far been charged before the courts. For many

of them it will be a "Badge of Honour" to have done

 what they have done. So expect more trouble from

 their violent type in the coming future inside the UK.

At London's Pentonville Prison, of the more than

1,200 inmates there almost 80% are black, mixed

race and foreigners, reports Martin Bentham of ES.

But for the time being, however, I am at least far

away enough from such a bloody mess, thankfully.

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Mugshotz of the Looterz.

By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/08/mugshotz.html

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 Here at Paris I have now greeted Contessa Maria on

 her arrival from Scottsdale, AZwith her new nurse in

tow to ensure she's taken care of healthwise. Otherwise,

 dear Maria is her usual self and is rearing to go although

abit more frail than the last time we got together at Tripoli

 and Tunis at the start of the New Year, 2011.  So

 together, we now go on our latest holidayz to one

of the world's greatest treasures - The Senegeti.

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At The Magical & Wonderful Serengeti.

Holidayz. By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/08/holidayz.html

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To be soon standing in the middle of The Serengeti is by

far alot more fascinating and exciting than standing in the

middle of some drab and boring English seaside town

like crummy Southend-on-Sea. And to also say to be

standing in the middle of Paris at Champ de Mars -

right in the shadow of The Eiffel Tower - watching and

recording homeless footballers from 63 countries com-

peting at the upcoming 2011 World Homeless Cup, is

 by far more interesting and fulfilling than watching an

exploited bunch of poor Big Issue vendors flogging the

same tiresome Bird mag in the middle of London's

cold Holborn.

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Outside of Holborn Sainbury's - An

Official Vendor, Woooooooooooooow!

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The refrain this year is that going outside of England

to holiday is much too expensive during the present

national economic crunch  in the UK. As I've said

elsewhere, I've yet to find reasonably priced hotel

accommodation and holiday packages inside

England. Rip-off prices are everywhere at Blighty,

even when we're told they're discounted!! For,

myself, I have alwayz found much cheaper prices

when travelling and holidaying abroad compared to

 the British Isles.  Not that I need worry, one way or

 the other, with Contessa Maria usually and kindly

 taking care of most of my travel expenses when

travelling with her. By the way, she's delighted

I'm no longer a Big Issue vendor since she didn't

like me selling out on the streets. Plus, she thinks

the Bird Brothers are absolute cads. "You can do

without those dreadful creatures in your life, Monty

 dear," says Maria so pointedly about John &

Peter Bird. She saw John Bird once and took an in-

stant dislike toward him and has done so ever since.

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The Senegeti: A World Treasure of Incredible Wildlife

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Let me leave you at that and let me indulge in some needed rest.

Hoping You Are All Having A

Nice Holiday, Uncle Monty.

+2011 World Youth Day With Pope Benedict

 XVI at España's Capital of Madid.

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Grace: How Amazing She Is.  By Uncle Monty.

I have been amazed at the number of e-mails I've

gotten for dear Grace Robertson after her two articles

were posted on this blog herein. I have promptly passed

 on to her all such messages received for her.  I hope I

can get Grace to write more for us all to read and enjoy.

 She's a great lady and an imaginative writer with strong

opinions that she doesn't hesitate to state. Folkz with

strong views, even if I disagree with them, are usually

 welcome in my book. And Grace Robertson is cer-

tainly one person I always welcome with open arms.

 We'll get together again after my summer holidayz

 for another of our in-depth chitchats and at our

first class lunch set next for early October.

Toodaloo for now, Uncle Monty..

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THE BIG ISSUE - NEVER BUY - But Give To Vendor!

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Four UK Immigrant Muslims Leaving Barclay's

Acton Bank Branch After Mosque Prayers

on 1st Firday of Ramadan, 2011.

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When England Was England. Now Forever

Destroyed By Odious Tony Blair's Vile New Labour.

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When I return from the end of my magical holidayz at

America's Labor Day, 2011 - Sept 5th - I will then have

among my new stories for the Fall one that is entitled

all about  -- "Anthony John Bird: How He Pigs Off

The Homeless." And as such, he's done that for years

 now and gotten away with it along with his prick brother

Peter Bird and The Big Issue Foul Gang at their

UK London Vauxhall HQ.

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"Talk of damaged race relations in the UK due to

 the rioting and looting by violent blacks and white

 foreign trash, means absolutely nothing to them. Race

 relations is a white upper middle class concept with

 bleeding heart Church leaders and career politicians of

 the same stripe all wanting NOT to be publicly labelled

 as "racist" by the Godless leftist press. The best race

relations is having no carousing blacks and menacing

Muslims and frigid foreigners stealing, house breaking,

raping and acting out inside our once 

All-English neighbourhoods."

Alex Albion.

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Pick Your Paint & Painter! What Colour Do U Want?

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Big Changes.

:: News Update ::

Now A Few More Quids In The Fat Bank

For The Pigface Social Commentator.

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John Bird: Fashion has become a weapon on the streets

of London. What you wear can be a matter of life and

death – as last week's riots demonstrated.

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/john-bird-fashion-has-become-a-weapon-on-the-streets-of-london-2337838.html

Aug. 15, 2011.

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Big Changes At The Big Issue.

By Garnet Roach.

Comments By Uncle Monty.

Graphics & Photos By Alex Albion.

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The Big Issue has revealed a raft of changes at the magazine

 including outsourcing services to Dennis Publishing and

creating a new, nationwide edition.

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The new partnership deal will see Dennis - publishers of magazines

including MacUser, Viz, Auto Express and Bizarre - take over a

 number of services for the magazine such as subbing, design and

 production. This marks a big change for the magazine, which

has always functioned as a not-for-profit organisation, though

 it stressed that plans would “only serve to benefit vendors”.

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Lara McCullagh, spokeswoman for the magazine, said: “Our ability

 to support our vendors will only be enhanced via this partnership”.

But as well as a number of editorial duties, Dennis Publishing will

also be taking over responsibility for generating advertising for

the magazine, previously a source of finance for The Big Issue.

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The magazine wouldn’t reveal details of the deal, or of how any

 advertising revenue might be divided up between the companies.

With a falling readership and a recession in full swing, it would be

interesting to see how the magazine could improve profits by

taking up with Dennis - owned by Felix Dennis, worth £500

million and ranked 134th in the Sunday Times Rich List.

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“The specifics of the contractual arrangement are not available,”

said Ms McCullagh, “However, we would assure all interested

parties that The Big Issue aims to increase its profitability,
thereby protecting its ability to support vendors.” She added
that the move would result in only “minimal” job cuts - but
any affected staff will be transferred to Dennis, which will
then carry out a “review of its requirements”.

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“It is expected that the vast majority of staff will find a role
and all possible measures are being taken to minimise job
 losses,” said Ms McCullagh.

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The Big Issue will also start publishing a new-look national
edition, rather than five separate regional magazines, with a
 combined push to take the magazine online. The new UK
edition will be run from Glasgow with Paul McNamee, the
 existing Scotland editor, in charge. The regional issues had
 lacked consistency in the past, McNamee told the Press
Gazette. “It’s unhelpful for our readers and it doesn’t
help our vendors.

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“We always shared some copy, but with the bigger features
there’s been a huge variation in the tone and content,” he said.
“It makes sense to have a coherent, unified, single magazine.”

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The Big Issue launched 20 years ago in a bid to offer homeless

 people “a hand up not a hand out”, with today’s 3,000 vendors

 buying the magazine for £1, and selling it for £2 to make a profit.

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But circulation and readership numbers have dropped in recent

 years, falling from just under 250,000 a decade ago to a weekly

circulation of 136, 018 in 2009.

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It also lost more than £400,000 in the year ending March 2010
 and over £386,000 the previous year. However, Ms McCullagh 
said:  “Even when the company has run at a loss, it has still
succeeded in its primary aim of putting millions of pounds
annually into the pockets of homeless people.”

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According to the magazine, it helped homeless people earn

  £8 million last year. This comes at a time of change for the

company, including a digital drive and a plan to equip vendors

 with iPhones in order to help them become “local reporters”

 and learn new skills. But with vendors making their money by

selling the magazine on the streets, how would the digitalisation

of the Big Issue affect their profits - and their ability to earn
cash? “As a social enterprise, The Big Issue’s primary
focus is to provide homeless people with the means to earn
an income,” concluded Ms McCullagh. “We won’t go online
and cut vendors out. We would not contemplate any
 development which sidelines vendors or
 threatens streets sales.”

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Co-founder John Bird said in a statement: “The decision to

amalmate the regional editions of the magazine and to create

one unified UK edition was taken to enable greater efficiency

and the best use of our skill set. “The move will also free up

resources, allowing us to focus of new ventures, including

development of a digital platform.”

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Source:

 http://www.thepavement.org.uk/story.php?story=1309

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Changes To Benefit The Greedy Bird Gang,

 Not The Big Issue Vendors You Can Bet.

Comments By Uncle Monty.

The above piece is posted here at
allaboutthebigissue for those many of you who
 may have missed the rather informative and revealing 
July article by Garnet Roach at The Pavement  magazine
on the big changes at The Big Issue. Whatever has or
has not happened there you can bet your bottom dollar
that pigface Anthony John Bird and his Big Issue hench-
men have cleaned up on any business deal that was made
 most probably without staff consultation before hand
and certainly not with any kind of vendor representative
to have any kind of input regarding the future of Bird's
selfish enterprise. Essentially, pigface Bird holds no
loyalty to anybody, including his staff, when it comes
 to him walking over anybody in his wake. He's done
that to other Big Issue editorial staff before without
a care in world for those he threw out. Bird is a
bastard at best. He's now moving into full retire-
ment while cleaning up on perks, bonuses, and
 pension set for him to live cosily forever after
 and to feed his 5 kidz from 3 marriages, I guess.

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So while we're talking about pigface, some folkz have

been asking me of late why I call him "Pigface Anthony

John Bird." Well, my answer is plain and simple:

Because, HE PIGS OFF THE HOMELESS!

And that he's been doing for the past 20 years with

the start of Anita & Gordon Roddick giving him

bags of money to co-found The Big Issue in 1991

 to the present time of him, pigface Bird, still  banking

 big bucks as he still freely pigs of the homeless as the

UK's so-called "Homeless Guru." A lost monkey

 knows more about real homelessness today

than Bird will ever know ...

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Images of Pigface Bird & Peter Prick.

http://www.google.com/search?q=anthony+john+bird&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&prmd=ivnso&sout=1&biw=1024&bih=546

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As for the future of The Big Issue, it looks rather

dicey I must say no matter how they serve it up to

the public and their vendors with its usual bullshit

PR. Next, I can see The Big Issue HQ building

being sold, too. I'm told it's worth 4.8 million quid.

While impending staff cuts go ahead with deliber-

ate acts of concealment going on as to the true
 rot of what is really going on inside The Big Issue 
under Bird, who has also wasted untold amounts
of charity money and valuable resources due to his
 psychotic greed and avarice and skillless gross mis-
mangement, too, over many years. No doubt the 
pigface's little prick brother Peter Bird has also
helped in the rot by being vastly out of his depth for
 quite sometime as the inept gatekeeper at The Big
 Issue London HQ during the regular absence of his
pigface brother now living it up near Cambridge
 like a disreputable editorial jerk!

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If the claim that The Big Issue has put millions of quids
 in the pocket of its homeless vendors, then how many
more millions has The Big Issue made off them under
the greedy eye of Anthony John Bird?  Along with
the backing of his rich pals like Nigel Kershaw and
James Caan, and other fat catz, standing in the wings?
"I wonder as I wander," as the Yankee Christmas 
carol says. As for Lara McCullagh's statement
that vendors will NOT be cut out in the future, I
think there is little doubt that they will eventually
be cut out by one way or another - period!

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So, so much for The Big Issue right now and I'll be

reporting more as the days get nearer to its unless 20th

Anniversary that makes me and others want to puke

and spew all over both the pigface and the prick.

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Cherrio then for now, Uncle Monty.

+St. Lawrence, 2011.

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Feedback & Comments

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Dead Anita Roddick.

Killed By Hepatitis C.

By Rachel Reilly & Jane Gregory

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2023207/Tainted-blood-Anita-Roddick-died-contracting-hepatitis-C-1971-transfusion-Our-special-investigation-reveals-thousands-victims.html

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Damn The Dead Dame.

By Uncle Monty.

http://allaboutthebigissue.blogspot.com/2010/11/dame-by-uncle-monty.html

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Police State Britain At The Ready.

Mugshotz of the Looterz. By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/08/mugshotz.html

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How Sick, Yet How True.

London's Tottenham Street Riots

By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/08/how-sick.html

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12 UK Suspect Looterz at London Riotz.

If You Know Any of Them, Hand Them In Right Away!

If You Recognize Any of Them, Please

Ring Crimestoppers Anonymously

at 0800 555 111.

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Coming Next By Uncle Monty ...

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Rare Royal Doulton Vase:

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More of Grace.

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More of Grace.

By Grace Robertson.

Edited By Uncle Monty.

Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion.

Part 2 of 2.

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Re the ghastly horrible Mrs. DAME Shirley Porter.

She and Mrs. Margaret Thatcher are a right pair. I met

 her fairly soon after I returned to UK so that was 24 years

ago. It was a meeting about an organisation which appears

 to have disappeared. She was of extremely strong Jewish

 appearance. The dreadful bit.............I was heavily involved

 in raising money re War on Want because it was about a

cause extremely dear to my  heart......homelessness. As

 far as I remember she spoke really quite movingly

about her involvement in helping this group.

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 It was some time before I discovered............it became
public knowledge........that was in fact SELLING houses
destined for the homeless. Needless to say she fled to
Israel and, if she has returned here which I didn't know,
it's no gain to UK although with all this current hideous
criminal behaviour being exposed re hacking maybe she
 should feel right at home. I have always felt such strong
 faith in the Police......I am saddened beyond belief to
 hear that they're so easily bought. This country is truly
becoming more and more of a pit.....it has definitely
deteriorated since I came here 24 years ago. The
downslide appears to be gaining momentum, too.

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Shameless Lady Shirley Porter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/sleaze-scandal-strips-dame-shirley-porter-of-her-title-585946.html

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Grace Without A Title Is Still A Real Lady!!

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I never read the Big Issue although I always give the people

 begging £1. It's easy to try to decide if they really need it

or not but one has simply no way of knowing....... I regret

never even having the time to read a newspaper and it is

so many years I sat down and actually read a book that

I fear I may be semi literate by now.

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I've come to the conclusion that there are comparatively

few genuine organisations "helping" either the handicapped

or the homeless. All too many seem to be in it for themselves

and one could go round the bend just trying to fathom it all.

Another thing I realised shortly after coming to UK was

that if I made my objections/criticisms too vocal, I'd suffer

 as a result. Oh yes we are certainly in a Police state.

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I'm grieved to read what your opinion of John Bird and

brother is and I am sure you represent others who feel

the same about them. The more I hear of charities here

re both homeless and handicapped the more amazed

 and sick I become.

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Grace The Nice and Witty Scottish Lady Listening

To Uncle Monty's Public Condemnation of the Bird

Bothers At Lunch Gathering of St. Andrew's.

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I've only been in here where I am five years and from the

 minute i arrived here I've been trying to move to Grove Park

where I lived for 12 years about 1988 to 2000 more or less.

Try as i might I could not manage to move back there and

 really only in the very recent past have realised Our

Lord means I should remain here.

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(Living in) an extremely wealthy borough is also extremely mean

on compassion and care for such people who are homeless or

 mentally hadicapped. Wealth and meanness go together I think.

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The saddest thing in my entire life is the fact that I am

stuck till death in this pit (at where I live.) I learnt to hate

Britain way back when I was 20 and living in Germany

as part of the Army of the Occupation. I had been brain-

washed all my childhood about Britain being so utterly

wonderful. I nearly flipped when I saw the Council

housing in Germany. All of us women were billeted in

blocks of one bedroom flat in places never bombed.

I could not believe my eyes........cavity wall insulation,

double glazing, central heating, under sink waste

disposal..........All this had been built in the 30s. To

this day we have no equivalent socially affordable

 housing of such standards, 70 years after those

flats were built.

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Anyway, this has meant I am only very recently settling myself

in here.....almost as though i had just moved here recently. I've

been doing blitzing on my mountain of paper work and other

 things in my home. I was totally blessed quite recently in man-

aging AT LAST to find a suitable handyman for the pile of

odd jobs which had piled up. I am hugely pleased with him.

My friend in Grove Park has had the same problem.....both

of us literally running ourselves into the ground trying to find

a decent guy for odd jobs. We're equally disadvantaged in

 not knowing one single man between us. Or find someone

who talks about news.......blessings....... It's absolutely nuts

but that we are almost forbidden to talk with the men in our

respective churches. Talk about boneheads. At our age could

we conceivably be looking for romantic attachments???????

We're only in our 80's ...

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Are U So Sure? Homelessness Is Not A Crime!

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You know housing has always been used as a weapon

here. As a generation before (most of you) I can assure

you of this. I was even aware of it in Scotland when I

was a child living in a tenement building, sharing a

toilet with four other families. The English, and it is

mainly the English rather than British, put out the

 idea that if one does not own property it makes one

socially low class. This is the cleverest idea ever

invented since the pathetic English are so appal-

lingly concerned with this "class" business.

Apparently Britain holds more people living in

property they own or are buying than any other

country in the civilised world. It's all

about this "class" eyewash.

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I wrote to the Prime Minister (David Cameron) but

the Murdoch thing was still blazing across the news so

 perhaps my complaints loom rather small in comparison.

It is very obvious that his judgement in engaging Andy

Coulson was sadly at fault don't you think ? Cameron

is a man of minute experience.........Too young to have

so much power. I was continuously amused or rather

BEmused by the constant reiteration from the two

Murdochs (Rupert & James) as to how little they

 knew about ANYTHING. They painted themselves

so underinformed that I began to wonder what was

the point of all the back door visiting by them to

various politicians of various shades and hues. One

began to think they must have been arranging all these

 oh so secret meetings to discuss the latest moves in

Scrabble. It did not take long for both Murdochs to

 melt off into the bright blue yonder did it. It is being

 said they will be back to answer whatever however

I am very sure this will depend heavily on the amount

of the backhander involved. One can only be thankful

 to God for the privilege we have of being small and

insignificant in the world. That fact is precious as

rubies and long may it continue for me at least.

Anonymity is marvellous.

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NEVER BUY THE BIG ISSUE.

But Always Give To Street Vendor ...

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I think it was a week ago yesterday or was it a fortnight

 ago yesterday. A week passes like five minutes. Fell off my

 steps while pushing an electrical plug into a high point on the

wall. It's for charging batteries (for my four-wheel mobility).

 No idea why previous tenant made it so high or maybe it was

 the tenant before that. I like it because it lights up while char-

ging and, being high, I can see when the batteries are cooked.

 It was a Sat I fell off and I discovered something I didn't know,

namely that one cannot get a doctor from surgery on Sats.

Through a circuitous route I found the District Nurse. When

I fell, I fell onto the metal rim between kitchen and passage

and had a very deep cut which was simply spurting blood.

 She came to me some four times, and I enjoyed her hugely.

Irish. She is going to drop in when in the area which

I will welcome. I really took to her.

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I think this is how one feels when one is "stoned".

All in all, I managed about one hour of sleep.

 Not to worry. Bye for now,

Grace Robertson.

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So Where's Your Phantom  Investigation?

By Uncle Monty.

Peanut Peter Bird of The Big Issue, Like His Pigface

Brother Anthony John Bird, Thinks He's A Law Unto

Himself! He's The Same Sod Who Deliberately Des-

troyed Everything I Had Produced at My 5-Year

Big Issue Pitch, At London's Covent Garden, When

 He Suddenly & Capriciously Suspended Me In

 Cahoots With His Pigface Brother & The Vile Big 

Issue Minions At Their London HQ.  I'll Never

 Ever Forgive Such BI Bastards For What They

 Did To Me. NEVER!! My Memory Is Always

Long & Deep ... Oh, And They Gave Me Nothing

In Writing & Therefore The Prick's So-Called

"Suspension" Carries No Just Weight or Legality 

In British Law. I'm Still Waiting, Mind You, For

The Prick Peter Bird To Show Me The Results of

His "Investigation" Against Me After More Than

A Year Now Since He Illegally Did What He Did

To Me. So, Tell Me Where's Your "Phantom

Investigation," Peter Prick?

I am also informally informed from inside "The

Belly of the Beast," that the useless 20th birthday

of The Big Issue will result in it publishing a

bumper edition for September 19-25, 2011.

Be sure NOT TO BUY IT!!

Truly, Uncle Monty. +Lammastide, 2011.

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Lammas + Ramadan. By Uncle Monty.

http://thebiggerissueorg.blogspot.com/2011/08/lammas-ramadan.html

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Pay To Pray.

The Greed of Westminster Council Is Almost Criminal!

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23974813-westminster-council-introduces-sunday-parking-charges.do

No Doubt The Dipstick Atheists, Sickening Secularists

& Hideous Humanists Will All Be Delighted.

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Surprise Summer Gift From

Dear Contessa Maria To Me!

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Photo By Gary Day.

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"How Can The Woman Say She's Proud To Be British

When She's Not Even Bloody British, But Probably Yet

Another African Immigrant, or Muslima, or Fake Asylum

Seeker, Just Milking The UK Benefit System For All It's

Worth? So, They Also Gave Her an EU-Issued Passport!

 So What? Having Such An Iffy Passport Doesn't Make

 Her Really  British No Matter What She Says or Thinks.

British or Not, For Godsake Get Us Out of The

Wicked Socialist Tyranny of The Evil EU!!"

Alex Albion.

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