Sting The Homeless To Make More Money Off Them.
By Uncle Monty ~ Blog Photos By Gary Day.
Graphics By Alex Albion ~ Photograbs from the Web.
Part 1 of 2.
STING's stinking rich wife Trudie Styler, 57, is set next
month to guest edit The Big Issue for all the bloody wrong
reasons!! She knows no more about the homeless than a
one-legged pop star. With around 180 million quid to
 her and her hubby's name and around six expensive
 homes around the world, The Big Issue has the deliberate 
affront and audacity to have Trudie Styler sit in the editor's
 chair and edit a publication that supposedly champions
 the homeless above all and not such super rich
buggers like Trudie & Sting.
Some of the wrong reasons are: 1. It's yet another publicity
stunt or crank gimmick to try to boost the declining circulation
figures of John Bird's rotten rag; 2. It's a replay of Victorian
 philanthropy in which the rich play a condesending and pat-
ronizing role toward the poor and become benevolent or
paternalistic tyrants over the 'ignorant' underclass; 3, The
 incessant need of bombastic Bird and his Fat Cat Gang to
surround themselves with the use of the B-rated rich and
famous is confirmed yet again by the selection of Trudie
Styler to be guest editor; 4. If The Big Issue cares so much
 about the homeless - which it really doesn't - why doesn't
it have a real homeless person, or one of its 5,000 badged
vendors, guest edit for a change instead of some stinking
rich little celeb? With a little bit of helping hand from say
 The Big Issue's full-time associate editor Helena Drakakis
or its publisher Lisa Woodman, the homeless guest editor
could give The Big Issue a real and genuine boost; 5.
Trudie Styler isn't helping the homelesss per se  by
editing Bird's rotten and rotting rag, but rather she's
helping The Big Issue fat catz to profit off her name!
With her, pigface Anthony John Bird, and his scum
brother Peter Bird, stand to make even more money
off the backs of the homeless; 6, Trudie Styler
 brings with her a distortion and glossing over, too,
of the raw reality and truth behind the real everyday
scourge of homelessness and poverty in the UK; and
7, She should immediately step down as guest editor
of The Big Issue to prove once and for all that she
really does care about the plight of the homeless.
But as always with The Big Issue, its only concern and
motive is always to make more money off the backs
of the homeless by generating mass publicity for itself
by having such useless celebrities like Trudie Styler
edit John Bird's 20 year-old rotten rag. They knew
that by having her it would do the trick of gen-
erating media attention on the ilk behind The Big
Issue. "Bad publicity is better than none," goes the
old saying and that is precisely what has happened.
And, yet they love it!! It means more money rolls
into the fat pockets of the Big Issue greedy fat catz
 with Trudie Styler doing her thing. In the meantime,
 the street vendors still forage for peanuts.
While presumably, Sting himself, like his missus
 Trudie, has already given very generiously to the
somewhat specious Big Issue Foundation that is
 headed by yet another multimillionaire in the Muslim
form of chairman James Caan. The Big Issue has
become more like a Millionaires Club than a beacon
 for the UK homeless, socially downtrodden, and
 economically marginalized. Most millionaires hate
the sight and sound of street folkz ... It seems The
Big Issue is increasingly acting in the same way to-
ward the homeless and their own street vendors!!
Trudie Styler & Her Hubby Sting.
Trudie Styler
 Born 6 Jan. '54, is an English actress & producer.
She is the second wife of the musician STING.
 Born Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner on 2 Oct. '51.
CBE, is an English musician, singer-songwriter, activist,
 actor and philanthropist ...

From Eire's Ian O'Doherty to the swanky magazine
called "The Lady," comments on Trudie Styler being
 set to guest edit The Big issue has rightly sent howls
and derision among many of the media elite:
Eire's Ian O'Doherty.
Well, she's the perfect person for the job ...
The scourge of homelessness is one of the great signs of
a weak society. So it should come as no surprise that a
magazine like Big Issue is particularly busy at the moment.
After all, when you're dealing in human misery, business is
 booming at the moment. As you know, the magazine has
 a history of attracting celebrity guest editors and the latest
one to join those august ranks is Trudie Styler, Sting's
missus and a woman who seems famous for being ...
well, Sting's missus, basically.
Styler makes no secret of the fact that she is not averse to a
 spell in the spotlight and editing Big Issue will further enhance
 her impeccably right-on liberal credentials. And no doubt, we
 will be treated to lectures from Styler on the need to be frugal
yet charitable, while she will also undoubtedly make reference
 to the environment as well.
But will she make reference to the fact that herself and her
 husband actually own six homes? I know the Left doesn't
 do irony but come on guys -- someone with six gaffs
editing a magazine for the homeless?
Why doesn't she just let a few of them move into one
 of her spare properties if she cares that much?
Ian O'Doherty, The Irish Independent.
 Oct 10, 2011.
An Unlikely Editor...
It is fair to say that Trudie Styler (pictured here with her
 husband, Sting, and actor Morgan Freeman at last month's
Clinton Global Citizen Awards), seems an unlikely candidate
 to guest-edit The Big Issue. The magazine, which promotes
 helping the homeless, has enlisted the help of Ms Styler
to edit an issue of the magazine next month.
The choice has been met with raised eyebrows, as Ms Styler
is known for her decadent tastes and owns no fewer than six
 homes across the globe. Sharing a fortune of around £180
million with her husband, she may not appear to have much
 in common with those whom the magazine aims to help.
However, Trudie is famed for her charity work, with a
source close to her commenting: 'She greatly admires the
work of the Big Issue and will no doubt bring some big
names to the pages of this particular issue.'
Needless to say, we look forward to seeing
the completed issue...
The Lady.
Oct. 6, 2011.
 The Big Issue's Greedy & Rotten Pigface Anthony
John Bird:  He Pigs Off The Homeless. So, He Does!
So yet again more bullshit goes into the making of such
 a crass and tight-fisted bloke (shown above) that he
and his scum brother Peter Bird always represent no
matter what the liberal UK media otherwise say about
them. And the more media uproar over Styler, the more
The Bird Gang will go running to their banks to deposit
even more thick wads of cash as they laugh out loud
 thankz to Trudie, who I assume has perhaps al-
ready bought her guest editorship with some kind
 of nice big donation coupled with adding more
credence to her "liberal leanings" and her pulsating
bleeding heart along with her plush hubby STING
standing by happily with her for all the wrong
reasons, yet again.
In part 2, I'll have the other reactions of The Daily Mail's
 Ben Todd, The Evening Standard's Sarah Sands, and pig-
face John Bird's own rant on his wordpress blog to the
critical media uproar over Trudie Styler that, of course,
delights The Big Issue no end and especially pigface
Bird himself, who lives and feeds off his big ego by
surrounding himself with the B-rated rich and famous
while now almost ignoring the UK homeless to which
 he is said to represent as the so-called "True Guru of
Homelessness." Stop all your bullshit, you pigface!
But for now the real Big Issue scenario is simply to sting
the homeless to make more money off them ... period!
That why they've harnessed STING's missus to guest
edit John Bird's rotten and rotting 20 year
old homeless flogged mag ...
So lets go at it again next time, Uncle Monty.
+British Heroine Nurse Edith Cavell, 2011.
~ Above Caption Picture By Gary Day Was Taken At
The 2011 World SkillsUncle Monty with staff member
 Antonella Frsolone of the Queen's Royal Household ~
Feedback & Comments
All About Trudie Styler & Sting in The Mail:
Can't stand these two! What has she done to her face for
heaven's sake, looks like she's storing something in her
cheeks, very much like a hamster would do. Apologies to
 hamsters everywhere.- Gloria, Bromley, Kent., 7/10/2011
11:31////// Ha ha our poor hamster is traumatised!!!!!!!
Why doesn't the Big Issue provide training to at least some
of the vendors so that THEY can write, edit and help pub-
lish the magazine, which would also give them the essential
experience needed to get journalism/editorial/publishing jobs
elsewhere? Or is it better to treat them as hopeless charity
 cases for multimillonaires like Mrs Sting to patronise?
- Ruth , Glasgow, Scotland , 08/10/2011 02:11.
Hypocrit. Typical liberal, look at all the charity work I do,
 must make me a nice person or something. Some things
 can't be bought. - carrie, nyc, ny, 08/10/2011 01:42.
Maybe she (Trudie Styler) could offer her 800 acre estate in
Wiltshire as a hostel to help take some homeless off the streets.
 I am sick of the "rich and famous" championing causes of the
poor and homeless. Talk is cheap. Its easy to sit in the lap of
 luxury and tell everyone else they should be doing something
 to help, while they live a champagne lifestyle and throw in a
 few coins here and there to keep their conscious clear. I
 work 7 days a week to pay any bills we have and try to
 make a decent life for our kids. In this financial climate all
of us are struggling, so to have some champagne socialist
preach to me about how hard things are makes me want to
wretch. The phrase "let them eat cake " springs to mind.
- Benny, Glasgow, 06/10/2011 23:40

Damian Whyte:
Knifed To Death!
'Alan Levey told his friend that he wanted to kill a
man by the name of Alan Matey who sold the Big Issue
from his wheelchair and slept rough outside the central
 library.'  Instead, Levey knifed homeless football fan
Damian Whyte (shown above) to death when he
couldn't conveniently find Matey to kill!! 
Levey, you're a criminal cunt!!
By Emily Allen.
Yet Another Ex-Big Issue Vendor?
"Poverty Is Political" Declares War on Want.
Some Images of The Big Issue's Rotten Bird Brothers:
Gross Sam & Tom Woodlock of The Big Issue:
Thankz Peggy Wilson For Sending Me The Lousey
 Facebook Photo of Them. I had it already among
 my image file of them, but thankz again Peggy!!
No War.
By Uncle Monty.
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Anonymous said...

4 christsake leave trudie alone.
shes done u no wrong or the homeless.

Coco. said...

Dearest Uncle Monty, By far more significant is the needless killing
of the young man Mr. Whyte, than the row or squabble over Mrs. Styler being asked to edit the Big Issue. Your recognition of his life
speaks good of you and is a worthy
tribute to him. It seems he paid the ultimate price of being homeless with his life. All my blessings to you Uncle Monty.
Love you, Coco Cummings xx.

VOX. said...

Hello! I'm a new follower
(No. 9). Just read the
STING story. So let me
share the national
scoreboard with you --
>TRUDIE STYLER 3 out of 10.
>THE BIG ISSUE 2 out of 10.
>JOHN BIRD 1 out of 10.
>UNCLE MONTY 9 out of 10.
0 out of 10.
That's just how I
also feel. VOX.

John & Melinda Lenhart. said...
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Ned & Sizzie Bedell. said...

Hi allaboutthebigissue.
The success of the Big Issue is that is it is no longer a success.
The same goes for A. J. Bird himself. Your latest indictment against him and Big Issue is staggering in regard to Ms. Trudie Styler's misplaced call to edit what you have called 'the rag'. The past success of John Bird in bringing public awareness to the pressing issue of homelessness
has now be mostly destroyed by him
and those wealthy people he hangs around with that have never been homeless once in their life.
I was homeless when Bird started
off by begging money from Anita
and Gordon Roddick. The Big Issue
was born for good. Now it is bad,
truly bad. John is now not much more than a rich little son of bitch who has sucked every penny he can for himself in the name of the hapless and homeless. I hate to say this but he is a bloodsucker
and has been so for years. I vowed
I would never sell or buy Big Issue
because of him. I have met him a
couple of times. He was so blouted it was unreal. To be recently told of your blog and its harsh stand aimed to be anti-Bird Brothers, was
a true revelation for me has I read page after page of what makes
them so 'rotten,' to quote you again. I now have even more of a rotten impression of them than I did before. Your blog is what real blogs should be all about to tell the truth no matter the cost to you and your destroyed Big Issue pitch by Bird's own 'scum' brother.
We'll check part two of your sting
story. We agree, she should step down right away from being guest
editor in November. With all our support, Ned & Sizzie Bedell.

Anonymous said...


DDD. said...

Monty old chap; What ever you say
about John Bird, we must at least
congratulate him for "leaving his
past life of crime to his legal robbery of today" via being the self-appointed daddy for the homeless. It has brought him millions in hard cash with his Big Issue homeless sham.
That woman Styler should also be shunned with him. I was stung by
the STING feature you did. Congrats, old chap. Always, DDD.

Anonymous said...

She is a woman of fame and fortune.
Is that why your readers hate her?
I think it is good of her to help
the Big Issue by editing an edition. It certainly will do no damage to homeless people. Give her
credit where it is due. I hope she
will stick to her guns. Mr. Bird
is right to invite her. Your venom
against him is becoming abit tiresome. I will read her edited
edition with much interest. Yes I
know you but you don't know me.
That must stay like that for now.
So watch out "Uncle".