Showing posts with label Trudie Styler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trudie Styler. Show all posts

12/15/11

Bumpy.

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Bumpy Edition. By Uncle Monty.
Xmas Photos By Gary Day.
Story Graphic By Alex Albion.
Part 2 of 2.
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Journalistically, Trudie Styler's guest editing of last week's
 Bumper Edition (No. 978) was at best totally anti-climatic
 and at worst an almost non-event after the earlier all
 round criticism of her ill-fitted and useless role as guest
editor of The Big Issue England. Indeed, her role only
 underscored the depressing disparity between her wealth
and her high-ended properties against the poverty and
plight of the UK homeless on the streets of today's
Broken Down Britain.
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Looking inside her Bumper Edition was artistically,
aesthetically, and graphically a disaster that was just
waiting to happen under her guest editorship. Page after
page is unseemly crammed and cluttered more often
 than not to the point of there being no breathing space
 for the reader to enjoy.
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There was also no symmetry, no rhythm, and no rationale
 in the bumper edition's overall presentation, but instead a
 rather disjointed series of articles, images, and begging ads,
 that plagued the senses from "Letter to my younger self" by
the retired Anglican Archbishop of Cape Town Desmond
 Tutu to Zac Goldsmith's "We Are What We Eat" to Trudie
Styler's own Gary McKinnon extradition feature "Will He
 Ever Be Free" and then to the so-called rock-legend-turned-
photographer Bryan Adams' exclusive b+w photoshots
of some Big Issue vendors. Without being unkind in my
critical impression, all I can frankly say is the Bumper
Edition to me was tantamount to it being a bumpy one
or more specifically a 56-page "Bumpy Edition."
Whether or not we see future bumpy editions of
The Big Issue England under its new and regular
Glasgow-based editor Paul McNamee (shown in
the above caption picture) remains to be seen.
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With that said, let's look abit deeper at some of the
articles and images presented in Trudie Styler's 2011
 "Bumpy Edition." Let's start with the Archbishop-
Emeritus. While the overthrow of Afrikaner Apartheid
maybe all well and good, but what we have now in its
place inside Tutu's and Mandela's South Africa is a brutal
daily dose of black savage street murders and open may-
hem and bloody violent crime that includes the killing in the
past decade of 600 South African Police Service (SAPS)
copz. As I read Desmond Tutu's "Letter" in the Bumpy
Edition, the more I was convinced he came over more
as a black politician rather than as an Anglican priest.
Of course, the cancer of socialism and liberalism inside
 the English Anglican Church has almost destroyed it
theologically and spiritually it seems to me from Tutu
to Rowan Douglas Williams, the present Archbishop
of Canterbury, along with the ultraliberal Episcopal
(Anglican) Church of the United States (ECUSA) under
its presiding bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori.  I must say,
too, that Archbishop Tutu's contribution to the Bumpy
Edition was as near to any mention of Christianity and/
or Anglicanism at this Christmastide in the secularist
and humanist magazine of The Big Issue England.
That and aside from Styler's impertinent reference
 to Desmond Tutu as "The Arch." No doubt she
 thought it was so cool ... But as an avowed Ang-
 lican, I did not! One other point, what has emerged
 in Petoria is a black politcal elite under the hideous Zud
Africa president Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma and at where
the black poor are being screwed by their own black
political leadership while the same poor produce more
and more unwanted babies with massive HIV/AIDS.
I have been to SA three times and each time I
feared being street robbed like I was in Joberg!! It's
called black-on-white crime!! So welcome to ZA.
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Taking a look now at the "Exclusive photo shoots" of the
 portraits of Big Issue vendors by Bryan Adams, the so-called
rock-legend-turned-photographer, I cannot resist comment-
ing on his b+w images as an independent photographer my-
self of more than 35 years. His photoshots of Hazel
Howard, Peter Le Page, Simon Dennis and Chris Stanion,
 are so sterile and utterly clinical to say the least. It looks
 like he was photographing stone statues rather than living
people. He also photographed them bare-chested that makes
 the images look alot like police mugshots of the vendors, if
not otherwise looking like statues. And to designate one full
magazine page for each of the four vendors photographed,
along with an additional two-page spread, was a waste
of pages and space if you ask me. One last note, having
a camera or cameras, not matter how expensive, doesn't
make you a great or rare photographer. Please, note
that Byran Adams!!
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As for Gary McKinnon, his frightful situation of possible
extradition to the USA boils down to odious Tony Blair
and his New Labour socialist gangsters who passed the
extradition treaty in favour of America over the legal
and civil  rights of the British citizen. No wonder
America recently conferred the Liberty Medal on Blair,
 who has helped to criminalize the white working class of
England with utter impunity and immunity for 13 terrible
years of Labour's tyrannical stranglehold over the UK.
Undoing what they've done will be almost nigh imposs-
ible after all their other radical rubbish of multicultura-
lism and multiracialism that has turned the UK upside-
down while the loony lefties go jumping for joy.
Extradition to the US is just a milder and less violent
form of the vicious rendition programs against citizens of
the world by America's own various secret and strong
arm government agencies led by the CIA and the
Department of Homeland Security.
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As for Zac Goldsmith's article in the Bumpy Edition, I
read nothing new from him. So what's the news there?
Again, nothing!
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As for Rachel Johnson offering to be a regular columnist
for the New Big Issue, that certainly is a needed boost and
asset for it. Although, I doubt her contribution will change
 what is looking more like a dying and driedout tabloid at
its every new weekly edition. As the recent ex-editor of the
rather anarchronistic and frozen publication of The Lady,
Rachel Johnson, as the sister of Boris Johnson the Mayor of
London, will provide a useful London contact for the new
shakers and the not-so-posh pushers behind the now
 Glasgow-based Big Issue England. Such is something akin
to having a Moscow publication based at far away Siberia.
London to Glasgow or Glasgow to London is almost equi-
valent, if not so geographically extreme as Mother Russia.
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Then we come back to Paul McNamee, who was
named Scotland's Street Papers Editor of the
Year.  His name is not well-known to the wider public,
except among guild members of street newspapers like
International Network of Street Papers (INSP), which
happens to also be based in Glasgow and just a block
 or so away, I believe, from Paul McNamee. Online
there is a dreath of details about him and I cannot even
 find out his age or whether he is married or divorced or
 single or gay or whether he's ever been homeless himself
or if he's a native Scot or not. There's a Paul McNamee
 listed as a former Australian tennis great, but I assume he's
 not the same McNamee at the Big Issue editorial helm. All
I know is that as the new editor he will tow something of
the usual socialist or leftist line of old pigface Anthony John
Bird at least for now. Pity to be a copycat or "compass" of
the ilk of John Bird, who is now a has been, so hopefully Paul
McNamee will assign him to the dump as quickly as he can.
Oh and don't forget to quickly dump his scurvy brother
Peter-Bird-The-Prick, too!!
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Some of My 2011 Xmas Giftz ...
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And while mentioning the godless and greedy Bird
Brothers, they are the same vile pair who have now
purposely deprived me of two Big Issue Xmases
- last year's and this year's - at my 5-year London
pitch that was located at Cafe Nero on Long Acre
at the world famous Covent Garden. I will never for-
give or forget what scum Peter Bird and his pigface
brother John Bird have unjustly done to me.
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As promised in last week's article "The Sting of the
Bad Star," I now list below at least 100 of my good
Big Issue customers that I can no longer receive their
 love and support at my pitch because of the Bastard
 Bird Brothers, who have been allowed for years to
be a law unto themselves. They're shysters - period:
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Bronwyn Curry - Franco Beninni - Laurie Edmans, CBE.
Lady M - Agnes Bonnet - Fiona Sloss -  Brian Dunnigan
Shelia Aarons - Jackie McDowell - Anne Morrison
 Sylvia Champion Paul Martin Davies - Stephan Schultes,
Ph. D. - Tina Virdee - Peter Wyart - John Dykes
Steve & Christine Fox - Fiona & Archie Ballard
Phil Alfrey - Andy Howard - Edward Coates
Yvonne Wilkens - Nigel Millinson - Chris &
Dick Morgan - Joan Barker - Sophie McElligott
James Bradbury - Jan Mol - Madeline Hale - Tony Lewis
Steve Foley - Rev'd Roy Hensley - Jeremy Ford, IV.
Christine Baker - Ruth Anne Davies - Richard Offer
George Pennock - Jamie Gunning - Carine Smith
Cliff Barber - James & Angelia Higgins - Carole
Cable - Juliet & Megan Strachen -  Sharon &
Bill Till - Jean McCarthy - Andrew & Vivien Stern
Lisa Dearing - Jean Allen - Beattie Barfield - Beverly
 Brittan - Jemma Toynbee-Smith - Delores Santana
Jeannie McQuillian  - Nuno Sarmento - Alvin & Angel
Merrifield -  Aoife Kilkenny - Jonathan Stolerman
Phillippe Tannenbaum - Karen Diamond - Shaun McArdle
Brain & Veronica Molloy - Henry & Dawn Lawson
John Stroughair - Tony & Nancy Koeppel
Karen McQuind - Massimo Valeri - Russ Robertson - Sham
 Jagpal- Reg  Loom - Eleanor Heine - Anne Fergusson
David Rooney - Annabel Hartley - Colin Campbell
Derry Mullins - Ida Negri - Sister Mary Michael
Isabelle Wojcik - Amy Thornton - Andrew Rogers
Clive Davenport, OBE - Marie Caston - Josh Mason
Brandon & Lynda Monroe - The Bormann Sisters
Kevin Potterton - Beresford Archer, LL.D.
St. John Nicholson, MBE - David M. Shirley - Vincent
Morley - Don & Sara Freeman - "Jock" MacGregor
 Sam Holly - Rev'd T. T. Walker, D.D. - Peter Roberts,
Ph.D. - Calvin Young - George Olds.
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Many of the above also signed my online petiton to
 be re-instated as a Big Issue vendor of 5 years standing,
but the callous ignoramuses Peter & John Bird just
ignored the 1,600+ signature demanding the return of my
 Long Acre pitch. "Lawless are they who make their will
 their law," so goes the Bird Brothers of The Rotten
Big Issue. Shakespeare's dictum fits their lawlesness
and arrogrance to a T.  But the day on high will
catch up with them, rest assured ...
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My satisfaction is knowing that many of my customers
(indeed, many who have became friends) no longer buy
The Big Issue or donate to The Big Issue Foundation.
Not that the Bird Brothers give a damn, they don't since
they have plenty of other suckers giving to them and
 via their Vauxhall phone banks. This Xmas I am pleased
that I am receiving gifts, one way or another, from some
 of my old customers who insist on still supporting me in
 their own special way toward me. God bless them and
 I thank them so much while I curse the Bird Brothers
every day and will do so until my life's end and as I
undergo needed heart surgery in the New Year, 2012. 
Dear Contessa Maria will arrange for my aftercare
should I survive my heart operation, if the Good Lord
be willing! In my grave I shall then also curse The
 Bad, Nasty & Evil John & Peter Bird ...
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So at the conclusion of this two-part series on Trudie
Styler, her guest editorship, her Bumpy Edition, etc.,
 and the vile Bird Brothers of The Big Issue, I will
shortly be taking a much needed Christmas and New
Year break from my online activities and growing
blogz. In the meantime, remember DON'T BUY
THE BIG ISSUE, BUT PLEASE GIVE
TO THE VENDOR.
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Get ready for a Blessed Xmas, Uncle Monty.
+John of the Cross, 2011.
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Christmas Songs of the Homeless.
Coming Next By Uncle Monty.
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Muslim woman's body found in hospital morgue
covered with bacon.  By Lyndsay Moss.
("The £5,000 reward has been offered by Scotland Yard and the hospital.
The family is being represented by human rights solicitor Imran Khan."
But a 5,000 quid award for what? Only in crazy and diabolical PC
Britain would the copz even offer such money!! It's absolutely
crazy!! Talk about "the religion police" in places like Iran and
Saudi Arabia, well we in the UK seem now to have our very
 own, too!! And, could one of the Muslima's own family mem-
bers have planted the bacon rashes at the morgue? Wherever
there are Muslims there is always trouble brewing!! Truly, UM)
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12/8/11

Bad Star.

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The Sting of The Bad Star. By Uncle Monty.
Photos & Graphics By Alex Albion.
Part 1 of 2.
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Her guest editorship of this week's 56-page Bumper Edition
of The Big Issue England (No. 978) amounts to nothing but
the sting of a bad star! And so its come to pass that Trudie
Styler or "Mrs. Sting," the stinking rich wife of STING, shows
 how starless and styleless she really is to facetiously edit the
homeless magazine that sees the UK street homeless with
 little or no Christmas for themselves. While she, of course,
now mops up for her upcoming very rich Christmas planned
back in England after she returns from her New York digs.
***
The homeless will be no better off with her or the big rotten
 Big Issue at this Christmastide. Indeed, the social and eco-
nomic contrast between guest editor and bad star Trudie
Styler and the homeless couldn't be any sharper than
 it already is, especially at this time of the year.
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Trudie Styler or Mrs. Sting.
Trudie Styler: 'I don't live by people's approval. I never have'
Sting's wife is the latest high-profile figure to edit 'The Big Issue'.
But the philanthropist seems to be getting much more criticism
than her predecessors. Lena Corner meets Trudie Styler.
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Shane: London Big Issue Vendor No. 1870.
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At age 40, Shane has been, on and off, a Big Issue vendor for
 16 years so he says.  Holding badge No. 1870, I encountered
 him selling the 2011 Bumper Issue  at London's Kingsway at
just a stone's throw from Holborn Tube Station. With nicotine
stained teeth and many of them missing, Shane told me he
was still rough sleeping after many up and downs in his per-
sonal life. He wore no rings on his white fingers, neither of
silver nor gold. But for a vendor he was a rather friendly
chap and easy to chat with. He also readily consented to
 be photographed and to have his image used online. His
only concern was that such was not going to be used
for something bad against him. No, I told him I usually
only write stuff that is bad against John & Peter Bird
and their Big Issue paid minions that I have encountered 
over the past five years as then a Big Issue vendor myself.
Plus, writing about the sting of the bad star Trudie Styler!
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As we talked on the street, Shane refused to knock
The Big Issue saying it had helped him out whenever he'd
come unstuck again. He also sells outside of Tesco at
Angel, where he says he was forced to vacate his pitch to
make room for two Romanian women vendors. So great
now is the Romanian gypsy presence at The Big Issue
that even in the Bumper Issue it advertized for Romanian
 speaking volunteers to do interpreting and translating
at Birmingham and Bristol. Next, we'll see a bloody
East European gypsy edition of The Big Issue! Hell no!!
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At Kingsway, Shane himself said he was doing okay
selling the Bumper Issue in which he declared he'd made
 22 quid within the first hour or so on the streets. Good for
 him! But of course, such is still mere peanuts compared
 to the rich movers and socialist shakers behind The Old
Big Issue which has taken in millions of quids over its 20
rotten years in the name of helping the UK homeless with
so little of the millions of quids actually spent on the UK
homeless.  It's a legal scam some would say. Indeed! 
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With his 10 or so copies he'd purchased as a badged
vendor, Shane sells each copy for three quid after buy-
ing such at a quid and half each. Christmas is about the
 only time most Big Issue vendors can make any real
money with extra "drops" or donations given by their
customers or by passers. He said he wasn't sure how
this Christmas would workout for him since he'd
only just started selling the Bumper Issue for a few
 hours before I'd encountered Shane for the first time.
Usually at Xmas, alot more vendors appear who
otherwise don't show their faces during the rest of
 the year. The attraction for them is they can make
more money over Christmas than they can at other
 times of the year as a street vendor.
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 However, I suspect the past few Christmases have not
been that good for many of the vendors I know, or once 
knew, since the ecomony has nosedived for many of their
customers, too. Plus, the public appeal of The Big Issue
has also nosedived in the past few years and public sup-
port continues to go down the drain as the circulation
 numbers have also gone down, sharply. Since being
bought out by Felix Dennis, The Big Issue hopes to re-
gain much that has been lost under the gruff manage-
ment of the vile John & Peter Bird.
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As for Shane, he said he'd not decided yet if he would
go to CRISIS, like so many homeless do each year, to
 be served and housed over Christmastide until the
New Year. While it's tough for CRISIS to raise funds
 this year due to the economic demise inside Broken
Down Britain, it is even tougher for the homeless to
survive under the present dire circumstances. Yet the
Trudie Stylers of this world still bask in riches galore 
as they preach their socialistic drivel to the have nots.
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After seeing Shane, I bumped into a Waterloo vendor
who I knew from my Big Issue days. He made my day
when I asked him what he thought of Trudie Styler guest
editing The Big Issue. He looked at me funny and then
 burst out with "WHO???" Trudie Styler, you know!
 "So is she a bitch?," he asked me. Yes, yes, she is!
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In the mean time, The New Big Issue itself seems to
have fled North of the English Border to Scotland's
Glasgow at where my own dad was born 100 years ago
 next year!! The new Big Issue editor is Paul McNamee.
He's now a paid apologist for Trudie Styler and her clique
 of like-minded champagne socialists who have latched
themselves on to the issue of homelessness as a safe
and popular bet for them while doing actually little or
 nothing to concretely change the negative dynamics of
those broken by the scourge of homelessness. But Paul
 McNamme makes no mention of that, of course, other
than to tell us he sees pigface John Bird as a "compass."
A compass? Yes, a bad one indeed! Bird is a compass of
big greed and utter self-centredness that make such home-
less advocates like the late American Mitch Synder look
like a real archangel while he now turns in his grave at the
ilk of John Bird as the self-promoting "Homeless Guru
of the UK" and with his Bird arms always ready to em-
brace all the stinking rich like TS and her hubby STING.
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I'll have more next week to say about Paul McNamee
 and his Big Issue editorship in my next Part 2 of
The Sting of The Bad Star.  Coupled with some of
my comments about the world-famous and respected
Anglican Archbishop-Emeritus Desmond Tutu (who I
missed by just minutes at Capetown) of South Africa
and his special "Letter to my younger self" that is
 featured in a two-page spread of the Bumper
Issue on pages 10 & 11.
-.-
As for the late Mitch Synder, he went on a protracted 
 hunger strike to help the Washington, DC., homeless and
he succeed in getting for them what they were first denied. 
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 ~ Mitch Snyder ~
Mitch Snyder (1946 – July 6, 1990) was an American
advocate for the homeless. He was the subject of a
 made-for-television 1986 biopic, Samaritan.
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Can you imagine pigface Bird and his scum and scurvy
 brother Peter Bird, or even swanky Styler herself, going
on hunger strike to help the UK homeless? Well, of course
 not! It's beneath them! And, it's out of their rich comfort
zone and cosy lifestyle!  The only thing Bird has achieved,
and who'll be age 66 next month, is to pig off the home-
less for years and to stuff his own big belly to prove what
a great champagne socialist he really is! Yet ironically,
Anthony John Bird actually hates the homeless, if the
 honest truth be spoken of him. What a sod he is!!
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 As for Trudie Styler, 59, her only real claim to fame is her
hubby STING and appearing at celebrity events and in
glossy magazines and now her greatest achievement to
date seems to be the lacklustre claim to have been the
 guest editor of the rotten Big Issue ... Rather poor rat-
ings, don't you think my deary rich woman? I think so!
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So remember the sting of the bad star Trudie Styler as
 she wallows in her multi-million dollars and her six fancy
homes while thousands of UK homeless won't even have
a little bed to lay on let alone any kind of home to call their
own at this Christmastide. The sheer condescension and
gall of her guest editing of The Big Issue is enough to make
 one want to spew all over her and all her knee-bending
backers who are mesmerized by her money and her STING
status. No wonder The Big Issue is becoming more and
 more  like The Little Issue  for pop stars, wannabes, and
have beens, using the big issue of homelessness to promote
 their own brand of  hollow philanthropy and phoney good-
ness that makes one want to cringe at their condescension
and gall toward the people living on the streets with little
or nothing to call their very own. Even their own home-
less lives they barely own ...
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Christmas Greetings, Uncle Monty.
+The Conception of the BVM, 2011.
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Like His Pigface Brother, Peter Bird-The-Prick Is Scum.
The Pair of Them Have Now Unjustly Deprived Me of
Two Big Issue Christmases at My London Covent
Garden Pitch Outside of Caffe Nero at Long Acre. In
Part 2, I will present the names of at least 100 of my
Big Issue customers that the vile Bird Brothers have
 deliberately and callously prevented me from see-
 ing yet again at this new Christmastide, 2011.
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Vile Scum Peter Bird-The-Prick.
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His Pigface Brother Anthony John Bird Doing His Paid Bullshit ...
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The Bird Brothers Favourite Pet - Big Gob Billie Bickley.
She's All Dressed Up For Her Christmas Big Issue Pitch.
She Also Proudly Confesses to having almost 100 previous
 criminal convictions to her stupid name, does The Big Gob!
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The Big Issue's Big Gob Billie Bickley.
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A Rare 1900 Image of Old Covent Garden At King Street.
It's Just A Stone's Throw from Where The Notorious London
Big Issue Distribution Spot Now Stands w/Its Nasty Servers.
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Film on homelessness aims for runaway success. A
short film raising funds for homelessness charities aims
to tell the real story of people living on the streets.
By Rachel Williams.
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Pledge to end 'Dickensian scourge' of homelessness.
By Craig Woodhouse.
Rat-infested squalor: Nash House in north-west London, a disused office
block which became a squat. It has now been cleared for demolition.
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Young, broke and homeless: the British property scandal.
As a new Channel 4 documentary reveals the shocking extent
of Britain's homelessness crisis, an innovative charity
 could provide a solution. Anna Tyzack reports ...
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ALLABOUTTHEBIGISSUE: STING II.
By Uncle Monty.
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ALLABOUTTHEBIGISSUE: STING.
By Uncle Monty.  Blog Photos By Gary Day.
Story Graphics By Alex Albion.
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10/20/11

STING II.

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STING II:
Stuck With Stinking Rich Wench Trudie Styler.
By Uncle Monty.
Graphics & Writeovers
By Alex Albion.
Part 2 of 2.
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As The Big Issue prepares for Sting's wife Trudie
Styler to be guest editor next month, there is no sign
yet that she will step down due to the media uproar 
behind her to be shamelessly editing John Bird's rotten 
rag for the homeless. So there she is so stinking rich,
while she panders to the UK homeless and the
poorest of the poor. She's pitiful like pigface Bird.
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In this part 2 of my STING story, we'll now take
a closer look from where I left off at last week's
 part 1. So here we go ...
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Of the media critics against The Big Issue's bad selection
of Trudie Styler to be guest editor, I could only find one
who supports her and that was Sarah Sands of the
London Evening News (ES) in her short piece
 entitled "Let Trudie help the homeless."
"Trudie Styler is berated in the press for accepting an invitation
to guest-edit The Big Issue. Her offence is to own six homes.
The premise of The Big Issue is that it competes as a jour-
nalistic enterprise. I am often torn by the etiquette of this,
whether it is cheating to buy more than one or just handing
over money without taking the magazine. Why on earth
should Styler be homeless to edit it? The presenters
of Crimewatch are not required to be murderers. The
 sneering at the altruistic rich is hopelessly self-defeating."
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Here's The Real Styler, Not Trudie ...
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Other than Sarah Sands, the only other Trudie supporter was
 the pigface himself - Anthony John Bird, who could hardly be
objective since he was the bugger who asked her to guest-edit.
Here's partially what the son of bitch wrote on his wordpress
 blog:  "(The) Daily Mail has a story about Trudie Styler
 becoming guest editor of The Big Issue. It seems to have
rattled this particular journalists cage, causing some sourness.
The 6 times homed Trudie, with her husband Sting seem to
be worth going on for nearly £200 million. We asked Trudie
 to be guest editor because we know she is well connected
and will bring some big names to The Big Issue. Bringing
 big names means bigger sales, so therefore more income
 for homeless people."
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Pigface goes on to tell us how The Roddicks gave him piles
of money to co-found The Big Issue with now estranged
Gordon Roddick. And, how the media made no fuss about
super rich Prince William and Tory PM David Cameron
being past guest editors. Also, how he'd lunched with
 Lord Rothermere in his exclusive dining room to help
 pigface try to become the mayor of London.  Who cares
who he had lunch with? By the way, Bird's London 
mayoral bid was an absolute and unadulterated flop
 from beginning to end and much like many of his other
failed personal projects that has seen him waste hundreds
of thousands of dollars from the charity coffers and
generous donors of the specious Big Issue Foundation. 
His mayoral gimmick was yet another publicity stunt 
of his like his latest one with Trudie Styler. He is so
conceited and bloated is John Bird he'd "outpester
any pest. Drive a hornet from its nest," as noted
 in the Maria lyrics in The Sound of Music.  He's
welcomed, however, at Anchor House at where
 he's a pitiful patron for the East London charity
 for single homeless people.
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"I Forget My Styler ..." She Says. "I Am
Trudie. Didn't U Guess?" Get Her That Hair
Styler ... Fast! "I aM yOUR bIG iSSUE
gUEST eDITER, nO jOKE!"
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Let me now line up one or two more media critics
against The Big Issue's selection of Styler:
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Trudie, the big issue is that you have six homes.
"Trudie Styler is to guest-edit the Big Issue. Bad choice.
The tragedy is that it would have been so easy to avoid
this Marie Antoinette-level farce. Just a modicum of self-
awareness from Styler, enough grace to accept that, given
 her circumstances, she was probably not the greatest of
fits for this particular endeavour; perhaps more suited to
canapés and generous donations? Now that would have
been truly giving." By Barbara Ellen.
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The Complete Antithesis of Homelessness.
With 800 Acres & 7M Quid Home Among 6 Other
Homes Owned By Trudie Styler & Her Hubby STING!
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Now Try This On For Size, Trudie Styler ...
The Real Reality of UK Homelessness, 2011.
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Six-home Trudie to guest edit Big Issue (Yes,
that's the magazine that helps the homeless). "It is
 a magazine sold by the homeless and which champions
the homeless. "So some may feel that choosing an editor
with six homes –  and lavish ones at that – would be
something of a cruel irony. Yet the Mail has learnt that
 the Big Issue is to be guest-edited by Trudie Styler, wife
of Sting, who is renowned for her extravagant tastes.
(The) magazine faced criticism over its decision."
By Ben Todd.
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Some Caustic Comments From
The Daily Mail Readership:
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I've bought my last Big Issue!
- Kate, Yorkshire, 6/10/2011 23:03.
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SHe is so gross.
- Hersher, hampshire, 06/10/2011 23:44.
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Last time I checked, was'nt the Big Issue sold in BULK
 (to those that could pay more like slave traders) and then
 RE-SOLD from these gangs to certain people. Not really
 helping the British homeless anymore which is a real
shame. - Gigi, London, 07/10/2011 00:01.
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I hate rich socialists.
- Scabbard, Wellington, New Zealand, 7/10/2011 1:15.
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A woman of exquisite taste, is she going to publish details
on how to decorate their (homeless) park bench or artist-
ically arrange their cardboard boxes down the subway.
- crunchie rocks,, grand canyon., 6/10/2011 23:34.
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BOYCOTT THE BIG ISSUE!!
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So we're now "stuck with stinking rich wench Trudie
 Styler" to guest edit John Bird's rag that helps more the
 rich over the UK poor and homeless like never before
due to Pigface John Bird and his Fat Cat Gang that
 now rule the roost at the rotten 20 year-old Big Issue.
...
There is, however, still time for Trudie to do some-
thing really big and really good and that is to step
 down from her upcoming role that has caused so
much disgust among the public and media elite and
 no doubt among the homeless who are aware that
once again they're being used so that rich parasites
 like Styler and the hideous Bird Brothers can continue
to live in their lifestyles of shafting the poor and the
economic underclass just for the hell of it. What
we're also seeing is the shameless and utter moral
 and ethical bankruptcy among the movers and
shakers of The Big Issue. The rot becomes even
more rotten while the vile Bird Brothers sing their
crude birdsongs of greed and self-centredness
for all it's worth to them. God damn them is
what I say ... they're rotten to the core from the
 top of their big heads to the bottom of their
 godless and stinking feet. That goes much the
 same for Trudie Styler and her hubby
STING, if you dare to ask me!
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Do Good Works, Uncle Monty.
+St. Irene, 2011..
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Feedback & Comments
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~ Caption Image By Gary Day of Uncle Monty
Posing In Front of Classic Lamborghini  parked on
London's Famous Drury Lane and just a block or so
from where he once had his Big Issue pitch that was
rudely snatched and thrown away from him by the 
spiteful scum Peter-Bird-The-Big Issue-Prick ~
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The Somewhat Specious Big Issue Foundation:
"A Hand Up, Then A Kick Down."
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Email of the Year From VOX:
Hello! I'm a new follower (No. 9). Just
read the STING story. So let me share
 the national scoreboard with you --
>TRUDIE STYLER 3 out of 10.
>THE BIG ISSUE 2 out of 10.
>JOHN BIRD 1 out of 10.
>UNCLE MONTY 9 out of 10.
>AND ALL RICH CRACKHEADS
0 out of 10.
That's just how I also feel. VOX.
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Annual Commemoration Service To The
 Homeless Dead At St. Martin-in-the-Fields,
Trafalger Square, London, Nov. 10th, 2011 at
11:00AM. If you are aware of any homeless
 person who has passed away this year, please
contact Sally Leigh at info@housingjustice.org.uk
with the name of  the person (s) in question.
Thank you! UM.
...
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Skills Talk, Trash Walks.
By Uncle Monty.
Images By Gary Day
 & Alex Albion.
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Thank The Good Lord For Finally
Getting Rid of The Dale Farm Scum ...
But 91% Said In The Daily Mail Poll That It Was
 WRONG To Forcibly Remove The Dale Farm Scum!
 How Come? After millions of quids spent and 10 years
of  their litigation tactics, it was time to enforce the law
against them for, among other things, their illegality against
local planning laws. Would you want those same hideous
 travellors and glaring gypies living right next door to you
with all their personal filth and obvious criminality
making your life like hell because of them? I certainly
wouldn't. Ship them back to wherever they came from
and never allow another situation like Dale Farm to
ever develop again inside the UK. Truly, UM.
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