Soon. By Uncle Monty.

Coming Soon. By Uncle Monty.
Papal Photo, Photograb, & Graphic
By Alex Albion.
With the close of the Holy Father’s UK Papal Visit,
I can now shortly resume my stories regarding
The Big Issue’s truly foul Peter and John Bird.
Coming soon will be one of my next
stories called “Street Interviews," which
asks the public to state their opinions, comments,
impressions and encounters with Big Issue street
vendors selling the Bird rag and what they think
The Big Issue does or does not do for the
homeless and marginalized people around the
country. Some such street interviews have
already taken place earlier at Eastbourne,
Shrewsbury, and Cambridge. The remaining
interviews I plan will take place this week
at Central London. So early next week,
the "Street Interviews" will hopefully be
ready to be posted online for all the
world to read.
Some of the answers I got outside of London
were quite negative and rather surprising I
think for an operation that has been run by
John Bird and his minions for almost 20 years.
Nobody thus far interviewed knew who was
peanut Peter Bird and only two folkz out of 33
people interviewed thus far knew vaguely who
was John Bird, the co-founder and editor-in-
chief of the UK weekly street paper that sees
the homeless flogging his rag to the public that
makes him quite rich while his vendors
get just peanuts out of it ...
The Big Issue's Little Peanut Peter Bird.
The latest of many false allegations made
against me is that I have been bombarding
The Big Issue with obscene e-mails and threat-
ening phone calls. Such is absolutely untrue.
I have made no contact whatsoever with the
Bird Brothers – nor do I intend to unless they
first contact me – and I have called and e-
mailed nobody at their Vauxhall HQ since
the day little honcho Peter Bird suspended
me as a badged vendor on May 19th 2010,
just a day after I had returned from Moscow
and St. Peterburg inside Russia.
The Big Issue's John Bird:
Little More Than A Big Old Skunk!
While the allegation that I have attacked Peter
& John Bird and their Big Issue via the internet
is obviously true and I will continue on and on
attacking them at every turn until they decide
to treat me right, which at this point is very
doubtful I think. Nevertheless, I'm still
not going away!
But tomorrow is a new day and a new day
always brings new possibilities and new
hopes that wrong will be put right even by
such cads as The Bird Brothers toward me.
All I want back is my Big Issue pitch of 5
years standing. That’s all!! Then the process
of healing can begin, if they want to go
down that road at some point in their
own lives ... Again, I doubt they will.
Until then, the war goes on and on – period.
Yes, I know all about the vile stories they’ve
circulated all over the place against me,
but we all sin in our lives and I am least
worthy among such sinners. I cannot change
what has or has not happened in the past,
but I can try my best, like I have done,
to lead a better and less sinning life
in the past five or so years.
My past is my past, my future is my future.
That is all I can say no matter how someone
like America’s evil 60 year-old Colorado cunt
of Loveland continues to persecute me and
to try to poison my life as he also stalks my
very being each and every day of his socio-
pathic life until the day he finally dies like
his own 93-year old father recently did.
When the cunt’s death finally comes then
such will make our world a much better
place for everybody and especially for me ...
He is a living curse who is cursed by his
own hatred and pathological cunning and
twisted lies. He lives, yet he is so dead.
Please lookout then for my upcoming
"Street Interviews," which you may be
amazed at what some folkz think of
The Big Issue. I sure was!!
Now almost 1,500 signatures against Peter
& John Bird in support of my demand
to be given back my Big Issue pitch
that was wrongfully and arbitrarily taken
away from me even though I had commit-
ted no offense or misdeed either on- or off
my pitch at London's Covent Garden. Yet
foul Peter Bird, along with his dickhead
employee Martin, still ignores everybody
and still treat me like scum. But, it takes
scum to know scum, right? Yeeeeeeeep!!!
Or just ask young and morose Adam
at Vauxhall HQ ...
So, if you haven't already signed
my petition, please do so. Simply
put only your name in the subject line
and then send. Your email address will
not be disclosed. Those good folkz who
have thus far signed, I thank u so much!
I really do ...
Also my story: "The Lost Guy At
Sainsbury's" is set for mid-October.
Still seething against the Birds, Uncle Monty.
+St. Matthew The Apostle, 2010.
:: Colorado Sidebar ::
By Uncle Monty.
Speaking above of the Colorado cunt, I have for
the past few days been receiving e-mails and
spam solicitations from a “Arthur Simmons” of
Colorado Springs trying to sell me the domain -
thebiggerissue.com - to supplement my own
domain thebiggerissue.org. Oddly enough the
town of Colorado Springs is an old stumping
ground of the cunt himself and at where he
also went there for undergraduate college in
the mid-1970’s. His late dad or mom also
went to the same Colorado College
like the creep did.
Whatever, the name “Arthur Simmons” is a
rather old-fashioned name thesedays, so who
ever he is he is probably of retirement age.
Why I mention this is that “Arthur Simmons"
runs a big internet scam selling “In Trust
Domains” to which, according to the
internet, are fake marketing offers.
What is of interest to me personally, aside
from getting such unwanted e-mails or spam
from "Arthur," is that the Colorado Springs
P.O. Box 88049 looks mighty familar to me
for some reason. The cunt uses, I believe,
the same post office at least as that of one
“Arthur Simmons,” who allegedly comes
from Utah that is the next state west
of the State of Colorado. Here's what I
found out today about the phantom
"Arthur Simmons" of Colorado Springs:
Arthur Simmons – InTrust Domains – Bogus Domain Marketing
26 Jul 2010 ... Regardless of which Arthur Simmons is spamming
you today, the pitch always .... P.S.: We have been contacted
by Mr. Arthur Simons via ...blog.onlymyemail.com/
arthur-simmons-intrust- ...
Utah man accused of domain name scam
26 Jun 2010 ... This guy allegedly got almost $2 million
pulling this scam. ... Arthur Simmons InTrust Domains
PO Box 88049. Colorado Springs, CO 80908 ...
If you have any information regarding the bogus
"Arthur Simmons," feel free to contact the Colorado
Springs Police Department like I plan to do myself
and make them aware of what is going on. Also, you
can contact the U.S. Postal Service inspectors at
the post office in question that "Arthur" is appar-
ently using for illegal and criminal purposes.
Colorado Springs Police Department Contact Info
Pikes Peak Colorado Springs Pikes Peak in Colorado
Springs. Colorado Springs Police Department. Address:
705 South Nevada Avenue Colorado Springs, CO 80903 ...
Show map of 705 South Nevada Avenue, Colorado Springs, CO 80903-4027
www.colorado-springs.com/police.html -
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Fellow Coloradian. said...

/// Goodness gracious me, who is the creep or 'cunt' of Colorado? What is his name? How is he involved with you? Is the
troll a crackpot? I'm most interested to know ///
/// Bye, Fellow Coloradian ///

Timtim said...

Publish at your own risk the nude
portraits that look like those
Bird pair you don't like. I'm joking, you know. Saw you near
your old pitch having breakfast with one of your lady friends. Your pitch is dead. Your mates
the Birds have made sure of that. Was asked by a woman what had happened to you. I told her you were dead like your pitch. Don't worry "uncle" you'll soon be forgotten like most old sellors are. They come and go like the
wind just like you. J and P will, too. Their money will not save them from judgement day. Big
"F" to them. So don't worry. You'll get the last laugh
remember "uncle." Yes, I cannot
wait to read your installments
... kick arse, you're good at that.
Forgot to mention, I'm a de-badged
vendor like you. So I know what it
feels like. Byebye for now. Timtim.